Simpsons Quotes

[Jay]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

- Ralph Wiggim

 

[Codeine]

Doh

Homer Simpson.

 

[DanielW]

a-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi

 

[onewecallgod]

if i can sink to the bottom, i can run to the shore.

-homer

 

[onewecallgod]

i am so smart. i am so smart. S-M-R-T. S-M-R-T

-homer

 

[Jay]

Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.

- Apu

 

[Jay]

Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!

- Mr. Burns

 

[Jet Set Willy]

Homer: "I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face!"

 

[onewecallgod]

Excelllent

-Burns

 

[Jay]

Me fail English, that's unpossible

- Ralph Wiggim

 

[onewecallgod]

no its "...thats imperssible"

get it right Jay

 

[Jay]

Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."
Marge : "Go crazy?"
Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO!

- Homer and Marge

EDIT - And my bad on the imperssible

 

[Jet Set Willy]

Originally posted by onewecallgod@Oct 28 2003, 04:03 AM
no its "...thats imperssible"

get it right Jay

You have to be fucking kidding.

 

[Jay]

Oh.... was I right? Hmmm....

 

[El Fugitivo]

Yes, it's "unpossible".


This one hasn't aired yet, but it's on the commercials for the next Treehouse Of Horror, when Death knocks on the Simpsons' door:

Homer: "We don't want any."

 

[onewecallgod]

i guess its my shitty reception that makes it sound like imperssible

 

[ScotchGuy]

Homer:

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

 

[ScotchGuy]

Homer:

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

 

[Jet Set Willy]

Heh, Gamblor.

Homer: Oh, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

 

[Codeine]

Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"
Teller: "Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: " I dont know"