Simpsons Quotes

Homer: "I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face!"
 
Originally posted by onewecallgod@Oct 28 2003, 04:03 AM
no its "...thats imperssible"

get it right Jay :P
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You have to be fucking kidding.
 
Yes, it's "unpossible".


This one hasn't aired yet, but it's on the commercials for the next Treehouse Of Horror, when Death knocks on the Simpsons' door:

Homer: "We don't want any."
 
Homer:

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
 
Homer:

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
 
Heh, Gamblor.

Homer: Oh, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
 
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"
Teller: "Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: " I dont know"
 
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