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Welcome to "Joke Time" !!
Share all of you favorite or newfound jokes here.
Heres one that made my day, lol...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a
present of 5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy
beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys
several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she
loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets
him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves
him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She
earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000
and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him
that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so
much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.
> >Men are like that, you know.
Share all of you favorite or newfound jokes here.
Heres one that made my day, lol...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a
present of 5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy
beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys
several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells
him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she
loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets
him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his
computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves
him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She
earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000
and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him
that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so
much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.
> >Men are like that, you know.