Cartman: Don't call me fat, you f**king Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "f***". You can't say "f***" in school, you f**king fat ***!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the f*** not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "f***" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: f***!
Cartman: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. f***-fuckety-f***-f***-f***.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
Stan: Holy s**t, dude.