View Full Version : Chef Quits South Park

March 18th, 2006, 09:59

What a douche....
At least there are plenty of good Isaac Hayes impersenators out there

March 18th, 2006, 14:37
Read it on the newspaper, but that's how the story goes without the original Chef. :rolleyes:

March 18th, 2006, 14:42
Too bad... What does Butters think about this?

March 18th, 2006, 15:56
Well, chef hasn't appeared in the latest episodes, but I wouldn't care. He might have another voice, but it's the same Chef.

In other news, the crybaby Tom Cruise pulls scientology:

The attorney for South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone issued this official statement to us via e-mail late yesterday addressing the Scientology-clowning, Tom-Cruise-baiting "Trapped in the Closet" episode that Comedy Central quietly disappeared on Wednesday night, reportedly because of threats Cruise made to parent company Viacom. And yes, it's really from their lawyer:


So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!

-Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu

March 18th, 2006, 17:50
Too bad, I loved the Scientology episode.

fuck you Tom Cruise...

March 18th, 2006, 22:09
For one, the chef thing sucks.

For two, Tom Cruise is really really stupid. Parody is the highest form of flattery.

For three, a lawyer actually released a statement like that? :confused: Bet he lost all self-respect and dignity.

March 19th, 2006, 17:00
Tom Cruise is really really stupid.
Why ? He's a good actor.Not R.de Niro,but The Last Samurai ruled.

March 19th, 2006, 18:29
We are not talking about his acting career (at least I see it that way).

March 21st, 2006, 16:52

I think he's a good actor too.

I just think that, personality-wise, he's a douche. And, time and time again, he's proven me right.

Did you see him go off on Matt Lauer on the Today Show?

March 21st, 2006, 17:13
I've read a Fox article and makes me think... Did Tom Cruise force Isaac Hayes to quit South Park? As far as I know, he didn't want to quit, he just gave warning to Trey and Matt. If that's true, I'll shoot Cruise to death :angry:

March 21st, 2006, 17:36
You notice Chef doesnt sing as much in the later episodes...?

March 22nd, 2006, 03:31
See, yet another reason that Tom Cruise sucks.

And yes, I notice they slow the singing a little later into the series.

March 22nd, 2006, 17:10
He He

March 22nd, 2006, 18:19
Yep, this is the day :)

March 24th, 2006, 07:41
I HATE not having cable!!!! :angry: :fuckyou:

March 24th, 2006, 16:39
They can be downloaded in a site I can't tell because of the rules.

March 27th, 2006, 18:56
Nah, that's ok. I'm getting cable today. The maintenance guys are coming to hook it up.


March 28th, 2006, 09:42
"hey jerkface, you have the face of a jerk"

making fun of tom cruise is so much fun :)

March 28th, 2006, 12:13
'South Park' Fans Threaten To Boycott New Tom Cruise Film (http://www.newsnet5.com/entertainment/8232038/detail.html)

March 29th, 2006, 00:02
^ Coolest thing I've heard all week.

March 29th, 2006, 02:01
lol, as if i'd go and see that film anyway.
the second one was awful.