Simpsons Quotes

hitmonlee

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Originally posted by Tidus_Flame@Nov 6 2003, 02:05 AM
by the way do you people watch anything else by matt groeing
yeah i watch futurama
 

ScotchGuy

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The Simpson's suck now, get over it.

Their older episodes were excellent, all of their new epsiodes are just awful.
 

hitmonlee

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actually i think the really early episodes aren't that funny.
 

ScotchGuy

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Yeah, that's when they tried to make them semi-serious and make it have some sort of meaning.
 

KidneyKai

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The episode where Homer becomes leader of the Garbage men.



Lisa - dad, isn't this one of those things that could be sorted with a simple apology?

Homer - I never apologise! I'm sorry lisa, but thats just the way I am!

I love that quote, always makes me laugh.
 

KidneyKai

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Scary, that episode came on BB2 yesterday :blink:
Coincidence, i think not! I got the quote a little wrong though, but the foundations are still there B)
 

Tidus_Flame

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"I'm better than dirt! Well most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff" - Moe Sizlack :lol:
 

hitmonlee

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"Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low." - Homer

"Stealing? How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughin’, did you?" - Homer

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

"Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
- Homer
 

Tidus_Flame

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"I wanna be death again, that was cool" -Homer

(time freezes)
Bart-Do you know what this means?
Millhouse-Yeah but you go first.
Bart-It means we can do anything we want.
Millhouse-yeah we can get really far in our homework.
Bart-UNNNGH
 

Codeine

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Class: "Lisa likes Nelson!"
Milhouse: "She does not!"
Class: "Milhouse likes Lisa!"
Jaenie: "He does not!"
Class: "Jaenie likes Milhouse!"
Uter: "She does not!"
Class "Uter likes Milhouse!"
Prof. Largo: "Nobody likes Milhouse!"

Classic.
 
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