Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Homer:
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems.
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
Marge: Bart! I don't know where you pick up such foul language.
Homer On Phone With Moe: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Skinner:
Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
Groundskeeper Willie:
That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around!
Leonard Nimoy:
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
Flowers always look like happy
Flowers always smell of pure goodness
Flowers make my teeth smile
I enjoy their company
Flowers are fun to own
that's my one, i say that oneOriginally posted by Waz@Oct 28 2003, 01:09 PM
Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
- HomerThen we figured out we could park them in front of the tv. That's how I was raised and I turned out tv.
just one sip of your behaviour
and my senses tell me danger
-- many teachers in one of the treehouse of horrorsDETENTION!
onewecallgod hates me
- BartChristmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
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It's not that I think I'm better than you. It's just that, statistically, I am.
Homer: "Hello my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a package for me."
Postman: "Okay Mr Burns whats your first name?"
Homer: (slowly) "I don't know."
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We've already had that one, shithat.
mmm...dooughnut...-homer*drooling sound* mint julip
I hate all of you, especially donkeyknob.
We've already had that one, shithat.
Jesus Christ, lighten the fuck up. For someone that makes so many mean jokes, you sure get offended easily...... shithat
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