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Jet Set Willy
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Simpsons Quotes
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ScotchGuy
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Homer:
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems.
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
Marge: Bart! I don't know where you pick up such foul language.
Homer On Phone With Moe: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Skinner:
Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
Groundskeeper Willie:
That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around!
Leonard Nimoy:
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems.
Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
Marge: Bart! I don't know where you pick up such foul language.
Homer On Phone With Moe: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Skinner:
Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.
Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.
Groundskeeper Willie:
That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around!
Leonard Nimoy:
Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
donkeyknob
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-- many teachers in one of the treehouse of horrors
The Hedgehog
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J
Jet Set Willy
Guest
We've already had that one, shithat.
onewecallgod
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-homer
J
Jet Set Willy
Guest
Good comeback!
And why assume that me calling you shithat is a sign of offense? I just think you're being a shithat.
El Fugitivo
New member
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
He wasn't offended, though apparently you were.
He wasn't offended, though apparently you were.
J
Jet Set Willy
Guest
Let's just all forget this and eat Badger's birthday cake while he's not looking.
J
Jet Set Willy
Guest
That's why you have to eat the cake while it's not looking. Hah, you thought I meant Badger?
J
Jet Set Willy
Guest
I'd say "enough" and go read something else on the Internet.
