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    no its "...thats imperssible"

    get it right Jay :P
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    Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."
    Marge : "Go crazy?"
    Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO!
    - Homer and Marge

    EDIT - And my bad on the imperssible :P
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    Originally posted by onewecallgod@Oct 28 2003, 04:03 AM
    no its "...thats imperssible"

    get it right Jay :P
    You have to be fucking kidding.

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    Oh.... was I right? Hmmm....
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    Yes, it's "unpossible".


    This one hasn't aired yet, but it's on the commercials for the next Treehouse Of Horror, when Death knocks on the Simpsons' door:

    Homer: "We don't want any."

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    i guess its my shitty reception that makes it sound like imperssible
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    Homer:

    The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
    Flowers always look like happy
    Flowers always smell of pure goodness
    Flowers make my teeth smile
    I enjoy their company
    Flowers are fun to own

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    Homer:

    Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
    Flowers always look like happy
    Flowers always smell of pure goodness
    Flowers make my teeth smile
    I enjoy their company
    Flowers are fun to own

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    Heh, Gamblor.

    Homer: Oh, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.
    Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
    Homer: Explain.
    Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

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    Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"
    Teller: "Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
    Homer: " I dont know"
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