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    Ok everyone, let's post the funniest jokes we found online today
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    S.T.A.L.K.E.R - Review

    It's russian..but the idea of a review it's funny as hell,considering this game is in development for 4-5 years and it'll be ready when it's done.They even have new ingame shots.
    Translation of the review:
    API MS DirectX 9.0
    Engine X-Ray
    Pixel shaders 1.1, 3.0
    Vertex shaders 1.1, 3.0
    Anisotropic filter control Present
    Antialiasing control Present
    Screen refresh rate control Present
    Widescreen support No
    1280х1024 resolution support Present
    Sound EAX Advanced HD, X-Fi
    Latest available version 1.0
    Version used for testing 1.0

    Pro:

    * revolutionary graphics

    * rich sound

    * amazing artificial intelligence

    * very interesting gameplay

    * outstanding physical model

    * very well modelled live world

    Contra:

    * impossible to play at night - too scary

    Another "prank" was the FF XIII presence at E3 announced by IGN.

    The BEST one:
    GTA:Chicago Site Online
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    Okay, first link I found from Google.

    The Top 10 Worst April Fool's Day Hoaxes Ever


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    Shigeru Miyamoto was zombified !


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    http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/kojima.JPG

    Hideo Kojima dabbles in karaoke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cloud4004
    http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/kojima.JPG

    Hideo Kojima dabbles in karaoke?


    That's actually the MGS 4 RealTime Demonstration at TGS 2005 (for those unbelievers).
    He should stop the karaoke thing and get working on MGS 4.

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    Deathmatch!!! This Sunday...

    U2's Bono vs $$ Bill Gates

    Not even Jesus can stop them...... Blooooooooood!

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    The greatest joke I have seen today was on a rom/iso site.You understand I can't post the link.
    Imagine a guy starting a thread (In the Trading Zone) named PSX - Resident Evil 4 - Translation PSX.
    And see how many will post download difficulties.It's a blast.

    ROFLMAO

    If someone posts about having problems with the download I think I'll die laughing.

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    Zophar.net said he was bout out by goole, now goophars domain
    IGN and Gamespot both announced fake games like word of starcraft
    GameFaqs said they had been shutdown by an anticheating firm

    thats what i saw yesterday

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    The No-Intro Project has put up news on their site that they were quitting!
    It even said that BigFred (one of their datters) has joined a NDS/GBA dumping group

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