Cuz ur a kiss ass
Cuz ur a kiss ass
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What Makes Life 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.
And look how far .........
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.
I hate all of you, especially donkeyknob.
that is pretty fucking clever
onewecallgod hates me
No, its pretty fucking old
you all suck, god suck my left nutt
Why do I still come here?
Last edited by Zach; August 26th, 2005 at 15:40.
I don't suck, Neco. I am excellent.
Originally Posted by Splize
That is funny LOL
he speaks lies
I hate all of you, especially donkeyknob.
No its true, Waz is only slightly better than me, but just enough to be excellent
another oneThat is funny LOL
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