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    Cuz ur a kiss ass

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    (ctrl v from another forum)
    What Makes Life 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

    What makes life 100%?

    If

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

    as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then,

    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

    But,

    A T T I T U D E
    1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

    And,

    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

    So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

    And look how far .........

    A S S K I S S I N G
    1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

    will take you.
    I hate all of you, especially donkeyknob.

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    that is pretty fucking clever
    onewecallgod hates me

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    No, its pretty fucking old

    you all suck, god suck my left nutt

    Why do I still come here?
    Last edited by Zach; August 26th, 2005 at 15:40.

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    I don't suck, Neco. I am excellent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splize
    Cuz ur a kiss ass

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    Quote Originally Posted by RockY
    That is funny LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wizzle Waz
    I don't suck, Neco. I am excellent.
    he speaks lies
    I hate all of you, especially donkeyknob.

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    No its true, Waz is only slightly better than me, but just enough to be excellent

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    Quote Originally Posted by chewbaca
    That is funny LOL
    another one


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