bash.org

[Jay]

OK, ScotchGuy sent me a link to bash.org one day and I got hooked on it.. I'd say most of you already know what the site is. I thought a thread that serves the same purpose would be funny. I stole this one from there, but feel free to add your own IRC or IM convos.

<Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name
<Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you&#39;d have a more communicative name.
* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax
<Kami> It&#39;d be... &#39;telecommunicative.&#39;
* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he&#39;s out of paper ant toner *
<Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today.
<Dark_Fax> FEED MEE&#33;&#33;&#33;
<SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu
* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *
* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *
* Kami is now known as VCR-clock
* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
<Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
<Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR
* VCR-clock blinks
<VCR-clock>
* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *
<Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; NEED PAPER&#33;&#33;
* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *
* VCR-clock blinks some more
* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo&#39;s in here
* Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER&#33;&#33;&#33; MY PREEESCIOUUUS&#33;&#33;
* VCR-clock blinks
* VCR-clock blinks
<SailorV> EEEE&#33;
* SailorV unplugs the VCR
* VCR-clock has quit IRC
* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox
<Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that

[Codeine]

Great site.

WTF
MY TOASTER IS ON FUCKING FIRE
BRB

What say you?

[Spekkio]

Originally posted by Codeine@Jan 28 2004, 06:52 PM
Great site.

WTF
MY TOASTER IS ON FUCKING FIRE
BRB

What say you?

Bash.org is fabulous, I&#39;m only at page 100 of the quotes though, I must read all of them.

[The Hedgehog]

<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can&#39;t find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I&#39;m wearing?

[Spekkio]

Originally posted by The Hedgehog@Mar 8 2004, 09:52 AM
<TOZTWO> I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights......
<TOZTWO> Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can&#39;t find her undies.......
<TOZTWO> But she finds my undies next to the bed.
<TOZTWO> Guess whose undies I&#39;m wearing?

The stab in face one is better.