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    Wouldn't you rather have just one God who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that don't love you at all?
    I love the kids bit with habu's corner, i hope there site gets hacked for that shit.

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    That's got to be a joke.

    It gets worse the more you read.
    Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

    Lambuel is so cute.

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    I'll go the mall to get some mint sauce.

    Mmm....lamb chops.

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    "Halloween: Orgy Of The Occult No More!
    We as Christians can learn from the dentists: instead of seeing Halloween as a time awash in tooth-decaying decadence, dentists have used it to promote proper dental hygiene by handing out toothbrushes, floss, and sugar-free candy to children. They have taken a frown and turned it upside down."

    if i had gotten a toothbrush or dental floss when i went trick or treating.... i dont think it would turn my frown upside down... i think i would put it with my fine collection of other useless crap people like this try to give you for halloween.

    i remember getting a hairbrush once....
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    "Trick or Treasure?
    While many Christians correctly see Halloween as a time of occult dangers - when Satan is out in force trying to corrupt our society - they overlook the fact that all things are created by the Lord for a purpose. So what is the purpose of this dark time of the year?"

    OH.. MY... GOD... im fairly certian that halloween was never a holiday to worship satan or whatever.

    "The word itself, "Halloween," actually has its origins in the Catholic Church. It comes from a contracted corruption of All Hallows Eve. November 1, "All Hollows Day" (or "All Saints Day"), is a Catholic day of observance in honor of saints. But, in the 5th century BC, in Celtic Ireland, summer officially ended on October 31. The holiday was called Samhain (sow-en), the Celtic New year."

    i found that at http://wilstar.com/holidays/hallown.htm
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    They complain when people say bad things about christianity, but then they talk about things with such ignorance and stupidity. That they actually deserve the bashings which people give out.

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    Look at the children&#39;s artwork section. I hope the place is a joke, but I&#39;m not sure about that.

    I&#39;m Christian by my own decision, not typically religious, and keep a very open mind towards everything, things like this really make me ill, including this wonderful illustration:



    Cinnabon - Sounds like "Sin Upon".
    ROFL :lol:

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    That flag picture makes me want to vomit with rage.

    I was writing a fairly long post about how awful that site is, then came to the conclusion that it has to be fake.
    Flowers always look like happy
    Flowers always smell of pure goodness
    Flowers make my teeth smile
    I enjoy their company
    Flowers are fun to own

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    Teens
    Called "Mall Rats" in their nihilistic Secular culture, they can often be found hanging around malls after public school doing nothing constructive. Teens paradoxically desire to be "different" but also to fit in. Use this contradiction to your advantage by pointing out how all the people around them are "tools to Secularism" while offering them the chance to join in the Love of Christ. Emphasize "coolness" of Jesus and offer "Radical Salvation". Secularized teens usually can&#39;t read too well, so hand out colorful stickers instead of pamphlets.
    lets look at that again

    [QUOTE]Secularized teens usually can&#39;t read too well, so hand out colorful stickers instead of pamphlets.[/QUOTE]

    This is really, really, reeeeeaaaaaaaaalllllllllllly pathetic
    ... how come non secularized teens dont get colorful stickers?&#33;
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