Upon once ago a mighty midget battled the war of explosions number XVII until on one mysterious night the dark knight know as the most greatest broadsworder in Hyrule took on a mission to..save the world from the evil Emperor Dubya and certain nuclear Apocolypse, but while link was busy cooking his soup someone came and stole his horse called Epona, so Link got mad and went into a rampage causing to over boil his soup. Link became so pissed he tried swimming with a filled bomb-bag and drowned. lukily, princess Zelda came for the resue before it was too late. Zelda and Link tried to think of a new quest they could go on. Zelda suggested to be rescued by mario next time, since they had no other ideas they decided to replace Zelda with Mario. The following day Kuppa was planning to cage Zelda cuz she's cute. Zelda was informed of this and made a decoy dummy. The decoy dummy was captured by Kuppa ...
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