My bad jokes im a comedian dont ban me >.>

[jeruka9-san]

how called girl who can give you best oral sex but at the same time break your penis?
-an ice breaker
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which part of patient will not scream if fall of stairs?
-a whellchair
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if you see me in ice what im become?
Iscream
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what thing can stop time which flow on your table
-a hammer
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what do if you have a soword and fighting with dragon?
-go to sleep
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magic exists in real world and every women use it
-its a makeup
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what to do when you get up with monster
-take your pants and back to home
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why white people are two colored?
-because they have black character
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why gamers always are into bestiality
-they always raped mouse
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if im can say only wobloblo what i have?
-a brain damage
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best way to be watched?
-pick up in a noose
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what if we can see sun grow and fall everytime
-drugs go too far and no social life
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what is this im white then im black
-nothing get a bath
about rest im will think later

[spectrum]

your first joke only works in Polish. it's not called 'ice' in English...

the other jokes are just terrible...