malfunkshun
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Hence the long hair...
thrice now you have refered to my hair in various threads. i get the feeling that you would like to stroke it, to feel the luxurious flowing locks as they slip between your fingers, to admire its near self-illuminating properties. in order for this to transpire, you must incur all travel expenses, and i also charge 40 dollars for each minute of 'hair handling'. all conact to be strictly platonic.