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    I am the Stig TchuBacha's Avatar
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    Default Jokes

    Everyone post your favorite jokes in here.

    Remember to keep them clean(ish) or atleast star out the f***ing filthly words. Also makes sure they are within the forum rules and dont offend anyone.

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    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
    last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the
    latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed
    with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.


    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
    bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He
    started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get
    the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
    pile at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
    sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter),
    and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the
    heck is going on here?"

    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the shit out
    of a ghost."

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    Happy Halloween

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    Default Re: Jokes

    Lame, but hey, I'm trying here:

    A crazy old man jumps up and down on a manhole in a street screaming "78" over and over, until a young man walks over and asks "What does that mean?" The old man stops and says "Here, do the same and see for yourself". The young man steps onto the manhole and starts jumping up and down and screaming "78" over and over. He suddenly stops and says "I don't get it". The old man then grabs the loose manhole cover and pulls it out from under the young man, making him fall in. Then he places it half back over and gets on top and starts to jump up and down, screaming "79" over and over.

    It's an old one a friend told me years ago... :P

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