Shitty films...

[belmont]

I kind of hated the first Spiderman movie.

[4th Disciple]

Originally posted by Spike@Aug 5 2004, 07:53 AM
swat was kinda gay, and really predictable

I said the same thing to myself too, it was so obvious that *SPOILERS* (who cares, not spoiling much anyways, bad movie) the Ex-SWAT guy was going to be the bad guy, I also saw that the TJ (I think that was his name) guy was going to turn on the team from a mile away (everytime you saw him he had the obvious "I'm going to do something bad" look on his face).

[Mourgos]

Originally posted by belmont@Aug 5 2004, 11:26 PM
I kind of hated the first Spiderman movie.

Me too, but it wasn't bad enough for me to call it "crap".

Another addition:Matrix3 (I don't remember the full title).The worst of the series by far. Maybe it's just me but it seemed as it was done just to be done, if you understand what I mean...It added nothing more to the storyline,it "destroyed" the very good idea of the first film and it just showed a misty end.

[Splize]

yeah I didnt like swat either i personally thought the storyline was stupid

[JAppi]

If we actually want this to be a somewhat meaningful thread... I think we should stay away from listing popular movies like HP and Matrix:3. They might have been bad movies in some people's eyes... but it's rather silly because most people just bash them because they're popular.

[Motoko]

Originally posted by Guitar Gamer@Jul 31 2004, 01:04 AM
Freddy Got Fingered - simply retarded.

Ive seen the porno version, which for a porno has quite a good story, i was impressed but attonished at the love making scenes, very good camera posistions. 8/10

[demikain]

The transporter. God i hate that film, it's just so dull.. There ie barely any dialogue at all, and the action scenes are just plain and repetitive..

[Nick]

Cabin fever was bad, but so bad it was almost amusing.

[4th Disciple]

The Core. Incredibly horrible movie. It's like the writers said "Lets make a terrible ripoff of Armageddon, but make the crew go inside the Earth instead of into space." Its funny because the movie is supposed to be like a serious thriller, yet the writers found a way to do EVERYTHING wrong. You could literally figure out which crew members would die, and hell you could easily guess correctly in which order they die too. Not to mention the horrible physics involved, basically everything mentioned in the movie is pure crap. They even ripped off the Straw Drawing scene from Armageddon. Here are some of the things I found funny:

-The ship they are on is drilling vertically into the Earth (they are going straight down), yet the crew can somehow freely move around the ship as if it were going horizontally.

-The ship and their suits are made of a special, rare metal called 'Unobtainium' (not even kidding, thats the actual name) which is heat resistant and allows the crew the survive while inside the Earth. I found it interesting that they were able to make a flexible suit out of a metal substance. Infact, 'Unobtainium' can also be molded into clear visors for the helmets! What a versatile metal!

-Near the end of the film, the ship runs out of power. Dont fear though, the main character realizes that 'Unobtainium' can convert heat energy into useable power and in a few minutes of welding etc. the ship has restored some of its power. Considering that some pretty smart scientists built this ship, why was this never utilized from the beginning? I mean, this is a pretty useful feature. Top class scientists couldn't think of this when they were making the ship yet some University professor suddenly gets this great idea.

Some pretty bad acting, pretty bad script....lets not forget the completely useless character, "Rat" (played by that guy with the big nose) is a hacker who is hired by the Secret Service (or what not) to patrol the internet and make sure that no rumours get spread about the bizarre weather events that are occuring. Basically, make sure that the public doesn't find out whats really going on and starts panicking. Not once during the entire movie do you actually see him doing his job at all, he plays no role at all throughout pretty much the whole movie.

Anyone else seen this piece of crap?

[Splize]

Just saw Van helsing..man it sucked. It like gave me a headace with all the shit blowing up and the electricity flying everywhere...not to meantion a stupid sotryline.