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What Makes Life 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.
And look how far .........
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.
that is pretty fucking clever
No, its pretty fucking old
you all suck, god suck my left nutt
Why do I still come here? :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball:
I don't suck, Neco. I am excellent.
http://s05.imagehost.org/1330/assk.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Splize
That is funny LOL :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by RockY
he speaks liesQuote:
Originally Posted by Wizzle Waz
No its true, Waz is only slightly better than me, but just enough to be excellent
another one :)Quote:
Originally Posted by chewbaca
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