Pop Culture Will Eat Itself

So our popular culture finally begins to eat itself, and I sit here forkless
I sit here with no salt, no wine
No Doubt, No Vines

Hit me with your blow job hanging babies
Baby one more time with that Clinton Michael Jackson!

The song remains a rip-off of Spirit!
The same, Stairway is to Taurus, you loveable bunch of unoriginal white blues fucks!

Microhard still ruins my softdrive whilst taking a shit on my resources! You cunts!

Cnuf.

I mean, I am very sorry for impeaching your leader, but he raped my mum :(

Spoons....if God was here right now, he'd laugh in your face about spoons...."You eat with spoons? lmao, it's supposed to cure cancer. ya, just put it in your - yeah, like that, there you go. rofl"


Do you like it? Please, no comments bashing it for being "absurd", I actually took time with this

Heh. I enjoyed it, especially towards the end where you were evidentally a bit damaged.

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Originally posted by Pornography@Jan 10 2004, 05:18 AM
Spoons....if God was here right now, he'd laugh in your face about spoons...."You eat with spoons? lmao, it's supposed to cure cancer. ya, just put it in your - yeah, like that, there you go. rofl"

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where.... where do they go???? I'm gonna go ahead and do it just incase I get cancer.

The prostate.

Thanks for the critique Waz! (BTW, what did you mean by "damaged"?)

Keeep the comments coming.

I meant like somebody had taken out the part of your brain which makes you conform to reality.

People only get cancer by dealing with the cancer elves.

I thought you got it from sexual intercourse with cancer elves.... They're so sexy.

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Originally posted by WazWaz@Jan 10 2004, 10:59 AM
I meant like somebody had taken out the part of your brain which makes you conform to reality.

People only get cancer by dealing with the cancer elves.

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Oh, ok.

More critiques are needed!

if this has some inner meaning then i definitly missed it

lump

What say you?