What's Your Job ?

I'm university student at electricity and computer engineering .

That's not a job. I do computer studies at college. I don't have a job and never have.
I'd like to keep it that way, but it doesn't look likely.

You know what I mean.I just can't come up with the right word.

I am Human Resource Manager for a security firm.

I go to school.

I rape corpses and sing Old McDonald on holidays.

I don't have a job. I go to college.

I used to have a job at IGA, but I hated it, so I skipped a couple of days, and let them fire me.

I am currently a student of grade 11.

Currently looking for a job.

Though till I find one I burst tyres and sell them in clubs across the London border.

Suicidal College student, I am.
Doing Maths, Chemistry, Biology. ;)