Check out this Swiss Army Knife

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/tools/8b97

:D

I wonder where your supposed to put it :confused:

if open, not your back pocket.

This is a joke right? I mean who in their right mind would buy this thing. It is not even portable. Well It is but you would look like a buffoon carrying it.

Its a steal @ $999 (Lets all buy 10 :D)

It has everything. But they missed the knife.

Heh its gotta be hidden in there somewhere :D