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Jet Set Willy
October 28th, 2003, 02:27
22 years young. That's still pretty infantile. Grow up!

Here's a scary cake:

http://user.suffolk.ac.uk/~stu-130800/cake.jpg

Codeine
October 28th, 2003, 02:35
Have a happy Birthday Badger :)

Do you have a cake or anything :ph34r:

Badger
October 28th, 2003, 02:39
I had no cake as its 1:37am

Still I want that cake

Jay
October 28th, 2003, 02:41
I'm afraid of that cake. Oh yeah, happy birthday Badger.

Badger
October 28th, 2003, 02:52
I'm going to Blackpool tomorrow

Expect never to see me again

Jet Set Willy
October 28th, 2003, 02:53
Skanky skanky skank town. Of HELL.

DanielW
October 28th, 2003, 04:19
happy b-day. a new ford gt should arrive at your door tomorrow.

Jay
October 28th, 2003, 04:20
Originally posted by DanielW@Oct 28 2003, 04:19 AM
happy b-day. a new ford gt should arrive at your door tomorrow.
In that case it's my birthday too.

onewecallgod
October 28th, 2003, 04:27
happy birthday. hope the rest arent as bad :P

El Fugitivo
October 28th, 2003, 05:17
Happy birthday, I hope you get shit-faced and wake up with someone you don't know in the morning.

Lefteris_D
October 28th, 2003, 06:18
On such occasions I never whish for people to live long but live happy.

So my whish for you is: Live happy and may your every desire come true.

ScotchGuy
October 28th, 2003, 06:32
But his desire is for you to die. Which means you just wished for yourself to die.

hitmonlee
October 28th, 2003, 07:07
welcome to the 22nd level of life badger :)

ScotchGuy
October 28th, 2003, 07:09
I heard the end guy is hard.

donkeyknob
October 28th, 2003, 07:23
happy birthday. when your in trubble press the any key

Jay
October 28th, 2003, 07:41
Trouble (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=spell+check&btnG=Google+Search) :P

donkeyknob
October 28th, 2003, 07:49
i get all my spellings and definitions from www.urbandictionary.com

Jay
October 28th, 2003, 08:03
I was just kidding with you. :D

Zach
October 28th, 2003, 08:37
What the fuck

Where is my birthday thread


fucking internet racists, fuck you all !! trying to keep a fucking black mage down like that !111 omfg wtf ?!111

:ph34r:

happy birthday dipshit

The Hedgehog
October 28th, 2003, 10:42
I hope Badger gets bitten by 20 vampire babies and is ass-fucked by 3 large baboons.

TGS
October 28th, 2003, 15:21
Me too.

Zach
October 28th, 2003, 18:31
I think it would be more funny if he were hit by and ass-fucked by that god awful creature making its way into everyones signature ?

what the hell is that thing <_<

Jet Set Willy
October 28th, 2003, 18:35
Bunchies.

It was great until it got overused.

The Hedgehog
October 28th, 2003, 19:41
There are only 2 bunchies worth mentioning. The one I use and this one: http://www.angelfire.com/la2/bitingfae/beastexcite.gif

hitmonlee
October 29th, 2003, 08:23
http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/bananallama.gif

this one is the best as it involves a bunchie (where did that name come from), and the cool banana, pulling the slayer handsign

&#092;m/

KidneyKai
October 29th, 2003, 21:08
Whoa, got here a bit late.
Bet Badger had a very happy birthday. :ph34r:

Jay
October 29th, 2003, 21:58
Donkey Car.

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/e-h/geostorm.jpg

<><>
October 30th, 2003, 13:32
So when are you going to tell us the details of the stripper event on your bday badger?

I hope it turned out better than the bday gift for a friend of mine... the stripper had her period while she was right on top of the guy and rubbing herself all over the kids chest/face.

MONKEY_NUTS
October 30th, 2003, 23:23
thank you for this info... do you have a pic? :unsure:

DanielW
October 31st, 2003, 06:38
i wonder id bager is still alive. he hasn&#39;t checked in. let&#39;s hope he&#39;s onlky passed out somewhere.

Codeine
October 31st, 2003, 06:43
Probably got HIV from a slut.

El Fugitivo
October 31st, 2003, 09:22
Badger died yesterday while driving. He went out like he had always dreamed, drinking behind the wheel and getting road head. Unfortunately, due to the nature of the collision and the position of his escort&#39;s head, his last few moments on earth were those of a eunoch&#39;s. He will be missed by all.




RIP Badge.

donkeyknob
October 31st, 2003, 09:27
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative4.jpg

ScotchGuy
October 31st, 2003, 20:45
Damn it Beef, none of your images show up.

Zach
October 31st, 2003, 21:14
They&#39;re lame anyway

Jet Set Willy
October 31st, 2003, 21:19
Yeah, I wish they didn&#39;t show up for me.

ScotchGuy
October 31st, 2003, 21:34
Then allow me to rephrase my last post:

Wahoo Beef, none of your images show up&#33;

donkeyknob
November 1st, 2003, 06:19
just go to ebaumsworld.com then images then forum fun... your eyes can be tortured there

Danny
November 1st, 2003, 15:57
The good thing about firebird is that you can block images from sites.

ScotchGuy
November 2nd, 2003, 04:39
Yes, that is an excellent thing. Thanks again Firebird.

Badger
November 3rd, 2003, 03:28
I am alive.

I have an epic tale of heroism and desperation to tell though.

Zach
November 3rd, 2003, 03:33
You had sex ?

Codeine
November 3rd, 2003, 04:29
No no, he saved a five year old girl, then he had sex :o

DanielW
November 3rd, 2003, 07:06
with the girl

Codeine
November 3rd, 2003, 07:13
That is five.

Zach
November 3rd, 2003, 10:01
and shes gonna have his baby

oh shit

Jay
November 4th, 2003, 02:07
Then he got ass-raped by Ronald McDonald.

Badger
November 4th, 2003, 02:49
I would quite like to have sex with Caprice

onewecallgod
November 4th, 2003, 03:09
Caprice? :blink:

Jay
November 4th, 2003, 03:18
Originally posted by Jay@Nov 3 2003, 08:07 PM
Then he got ass-raped by Ronald McDonald.
Did you get fries with that? :P

onewecallgod
November 4th, 2003, 03:21
what about those little purple and blue ball things... gotta wonder what those represent

Jet Set Willy
November 4th, 2003, 04:39
Originally posted by onewecallgod@Nov 4 2003, 02:21 AM
those little purple and blue ball things... gotta wonder what those represent
Bastards.

DanielW
November 4th, 2003, 06:23
Originally posted by Badger@Nov 4 2003, 02:49 AM
I would quite like to have sex with Caprice
excellent
http://www.neassoc.com/ptp2001/pictures/Meghan-Caprice-fix2.jpg

DanielW
November 4th, 2003, 06:31
or might this be her?
http://www.argenta.nu/Foton/CAPRICE.JPG

The Hedgehog
November 4th, 2003, 07:04
I&#39;m quite possitive he&#39;s interested in this precious jewel:

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/uglypeoplereindeer.jpg

DanielW
November 4th, 2003, 07:07
Originally posted by The Hedgehog@Nov 4 2003, 07:04 AM
I&#39;m quite possitive he&#39;s interested in this precious jewel:

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/uglypeoplereindeer.jpg
yes but badger clearly stated, caprice, not wilson.

Jet Set Willy
November 4th, 2003, 07:08
Caprice is a bit obvious looking, I find. I&#39;m sure she&#39;s hot, but not cute.

I mean the real Caprice, of course.

hitmonlee
November 4th, 2003, 08:04
she&#39;s alright for a generic blonde
a little old though

El Fugitivo
November 4th, 2003, 19:31
Huh?

Jet Set Willy
November 4th, 2003, 19:35
Caprice. Some American who decided to travel to England to spread her legs for cash.

Codeine
November 4th, 2003, 22:20
Twiggy is the most gorgeous girl, ever..


NOT the Marylin Manson bassist.