Happy Badger Birthday

[Jet Set Willy]

22 years young. That's still pretty infantile. Grow up!

Here's a scary cake:

http://user.suffolk.ac.uk/~stu-130800/cake.jpg

[Codeine]

Have a happy Birthday Badger :)

Do you have a cake or anything :ph34r:

[Badger]

I had no cake as its 1:37am

Still I want that cake

[Jay]

I'm afraid of that cake. Oh yeah, happy birthday Badger.

[Badger]

I'm going to Blackpool tomorrow

Expect never to see me again

[Jet Set Willy]

Skanky skanky skank town. Of HELL.

[DanielW]

happy b-day. a new ford gt should arrive at your door tomorrow.

[Jay]

Originally posted by DanielW@Oct 28 2003, 04:19 AM
happy b-day. a new ford gt should arrive at your door tomorrow.
In that case it's my birthday too.

[onewecallgod]

happy birthday. hope the rest arent as bad :P

[El Fugitivo]

Happy birthday, I hope you get shit-faced and wake up with someone you don't know in the morning.

[Lefteris_D]

On such occasions I never whish for people to live long but live happy.

So my whish for you is: Live happy and may your every desire come true.

[ScotchGuy]

But his desire is for you to die. Which means you just wished for yourself to die.

[hitmonlee]

welcome to the 22nd level of life badger :)

[ScotchGuy]

I heard the end guy is hard.

[donkeyknob]

happy birthday. when your in trubble press the any key

[Jay]

Trouble (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=spell+check&btnG=Google+Search) :P

[donkeyknob]

i get all my spellings and definitions from www.urbandictionary.com

[Jay]

I was just kidding with you. :D

[Zach]

What the fuck

Where is my birthday thread


fucking internet racists, fuck you all !! trying to keep a fucking black mage down like that !111 omfg wtf ?!111

:ph34r:

happy birthday dipshit

[The Hedgehog]

I hope Badger gets bitten by 20 vampire babies and is ass-fucked by 3 large baboons.

[TGS]

Me too.

[Zach]

I think it would be more funny if he were hit by and ass-fucked by that god awful creature making its way into everyones signature ?

what the hell is that thing <_<

[Jet Set Willy]

Bunchies.

It was great until it got overused.

[The Hedgehog]

There are only 2 bunchies worth mentioning. The one I use and this one: http://www.angelfire.com/la2/bitingfae/beastexcite.gif

[hitmonlee]

http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/bananallama.gif

this one is the best as it involves a bunchie (where did that name come from), and the cool banana, pulling the slayer handsign

&#092;m/

[KidneyKai]

Whoa, got here a bit late.
Bet Badger had a very happy birthday. :ph34r:

[Jay]

Donkey Car.

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/e-h/geostorm.jpg

[<><>]

So when are you going to tell us the details of the stripper event on your bday badger?

I hope it turned out better than the bday gift for a friend of mine... the stripper had her period while she was right on top of the guy and rubbing herself all over the kids chest/face.

[MONKEY_NUTS]

thank you for this info... do you have a pic? :unsure:

[DanielW]

i wonder id bager is still alive. he hasn&#39;t checked in. let&#39;s hope he&#39;s onlky passed out somewhere.

[Codeine]

Probably got HIV from a slut.

[El Fugitivo]

Badger died yesterday while driving. He went out like he had always dreamed, drinking behind the wheel and getting road head. Unfortunately, due to the nature of the collision and the position of his escort&#39;s head, his last few moments on earth were those of a eunoch&#39;s. He will be missed by all.




RIP Badge.

[donkeyknob]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative4.jpg

[ScotchGuy]

Damn it Beef, none of your images show up.

[Zach]

They&#39;re lame anyway

[Jet Set Willy]

Yeah, I wish they didn&#39;t show up for me.

[ScotchGuy]

Then allow me to rephrase my last post:

Wahoo Beef, none of your images show up&#33;

[donkeyknob]

just go to ebaumsworld.com then images then forum fun... your eyes can be tortured there

[Danny]

The good thing about firebird is that you can block images from sites.

[ScotchGuy]

Yes, that is an excellent thing. Thanks again Firebird.

[Badger]

I am alive.

I have an epic tale of heroism and desperation to tell though.

[Zach]

You had sex ?

[Codeine]

No no, he saved a five year old girl, then he had sex :o

[DanielW]

with the girl

[Codeine]

That is five.

[Zach]

and shes gonna have his baby

oh shit

[Jay]

Then he got ass-raped by Ronald McDonald.

[Badger]

I would quite like to have sex with Caprice

[onewecallgod]

Caprice? :blink:

[Jay]

Originally posted by Jay@Nov 3 2003, 08:07 PM
Then he got ass-raped by Ronald McDonald.
Did you get fries with that? :P

[onewecallgod]

what about those little purple and blue ball things... gotta wonder what those represent

[Jet Set Willy]

Originally posted by onewecallgod@Nov 4 2003, 02:21 AM
those little purple and blue ball things... gotta wonder what those represent
Bastards.

[DanielW]

Originally posted by Badger@Nov 4 2003, 02:49 AM
I would quite like to have sex with Caprice
excellent
http://www.neassoc.com/ptp2001/pictures/Meghan-Caprice-fix2.jpg

[DanielW]

or might this be her?
http://www.argenta.nu/Foton/CAPRICE.JPG

[The Hedgehog]

I&#39;m quite possitive he&#39;s interested in this precious jewel:

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/uglypeoplereindeer.jpg

[DanielW]

Originally posted by The Hedgehog@Nov 4 2003, 07:04 AM
I&#39;m quite possitive he&#39;s interested in this precious jewel:

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/uglypeoplereindeer.jpg
yes but badger clearly stated, caprice, not wilson.

[Jet Set Willy]

Caprice is a bit obvious looking, I find. I&#39;m sure she&#39;s hot, but not cute.

I mean the real Caprice, of course.

[hitmonlee]

she&#39;s alright for a generic blonde
a little old though

[El Fugitivo]

Huh?

[Jet Set Willy]

Caprice. Some American who decided to travel to England to spread her legs for cash.

[Codeine]

Twiggy is the most gorgeous girl, ever..


NOT the Marylin Manson bassist.