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Jay
October 27th, 2003, 07:45
My cats breath smells like cat food.

- Ralph Wiggim

Codeine
October 28th, 2003, 02:18
Doh

Homer Simpson.

DanielW
October 28th, 2003, 04:19
a-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi

onewecallgod
October 28th, 2003, 04:29
if i can sink to the bottom, i can run to the shore.


-homer

onewecallgod
October 28th, 2003, 04:30
i am so smart. i am so smart. S-M-R-T. S-M-R-T

-homer

Jay
October 28th, 2003, 04:34
Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.

- Apu

Jay
October 28th, 2003, 04:37
Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!

- Mr. Burns

Jet Set Willy
October 28th, 2003, 04:39
Homer: "I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face!"

onewecallgod
October 28th, 2003, 04:52
Excelllent

-Burns

Jay
October 28th, 2003, 04:55
Me fail English, that's unpossible

- Ralph Wiggim

onewecallgod
October 28th, 2003, 05:03
no its "...thats imperssible"

get it right Jay :P

Jay
October 28th, 2003, 05:09
Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."
Marge : "Go crazy?"
Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO!

- Homer and Marge

EDIT - And my bad on the imperssible :P

Jet Set Willy
October 28th, 2003, 05:18
Originally posted by onewecallgod@Oct 28 2003, 04:03 AM
no its "...thats imperssible"

get it right Jay :P
You have to be fucking kidding.

Jay
October 28th, 2003, 05:20
Oh.... was I right? Hmmm....

El Fugitivo
October 28th, 2003, 05:25
Yes, it's "unpossible".


This one hasn't aired yet, but it's on the commercials for the next Treehouse Of Horror, when Death knocks on the Simpsons' door:

Homer: "We don't want any."

onewecallgod
October 28th, 2003, 05:30
i guess its my shitty reception that makes it sound like imperssible

ScotchGuy
October 28th, 2003, 06:02
Homer:

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

ScotchGuy
October 28th, 2003, 06:03
Homer:

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

Jet Set Willy
October 28th, 2003, 06:06
Heh, Gamblor.

Homer: Oh, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

Codeine
October 28th, 2003, 06:08
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"
Teller: "Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: " I dont know"

Jet Set Willy
October 28th, 2003, 06:09
Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

ScotchGuy
October 28th, 2003, 06:23
Homer:

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems.

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.

Marge: Bart! I don't know where you pick up such foul language.
Homer On Phone With Moe: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.



Skinner:

Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.

Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.



Groundskeeper Willie:

That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around!


Leonard Nimoy:

Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.

hitmonlee
October 28th, 2003, 07:05
Originally posted by Waz@Oct 28 2003, 01:09 PM
Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
that's my one, i say that one :angry:


Then we figured out we could park them in front of the tv. That's how I was raised and I turned out tv.
- Homer

donkeyknob
October 28th, 2003, 07:21
DETENTION!
-- many teachers in one of the treehouse of horrors

Jay
October 28th, 2003, 07:45
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

- Bart

The Hedgehog
October 28th, 2003, 10:44
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/RicersSimpsons_professor.jpg

Jay
October 29th, 2003, 00:02
Homer: "Hello my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a package for me."

Postman: "Okay Mr Burns whats your first name?"

Homer: (slowly) "I don't know."

Jet Set Willy
October 29th, 2003, 00:06
We've already had that one, shithat.

onewecallgod
October 29th, 2003, 00:09
mmm...dooughnut...


*drooling sound* mint julip

-homer

Jay
October 29th, 2003, 00:11
We've already had that one, shithat.


Jesus Christ, lighten the fuck up. For someone that makes so many mean jokes, you sure get offended easily...... shithat

Jet Set Willy
October 29th, 2003, 00:15
Originally posted by Jay@Oct 28 2003, 11:11 PM

We've already had that one, shithat.

shithat
Good comeback!

And why assume that me calling you shithat is a sign of offense? I just think you're being a shithat.

El Fugitivo
October 29th, 2003, 00:16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


He wasn't offended, though apparently you were.

Jay
October 29th, 2003, 00:19
I'm not offended :P

Jet Set Willy
October 29th, 2003, 00:23
Let's just all forget this and eat Badger's birthday cake while he's not looking.

Jay
October 29th, 2003, 00:24
Badger's birthday cake scares me.

Jet Set Willy
October 29th, 2003, 00:25
That's why you have to eat the cake while it's not looking. Hah, you thought I meant Badger?

Jay
October 29th, 2003, 00:26
Yeah I did, Tee Hee. But anyways, what if it eats me first?

Jet Set Willy
October 29th, 2003, 00:29
I'd say "enough" and go read something else on the Internet.

Jay
October 29th, 2003, 00:31
I agree, not only am I being a shithat, but now a chicken-shithat. It must end!

hitmonlee
October 29th, 2003, 08:16
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
-Homer

and that entire epsiode where homer starts an internet company is very quotable
or when he makes that web page which is all just animated .gifs

i love homer

Jay
October 29th, 2003, 08:22
Homer is the best character on the show.

Jet Set Willy
October 29th, 2003, 16:33
Originally posted by hitmonlee@Oct 29 2003, 07:16 AM
and that entire epsiode where homer starts an internet company is very quotable

Homer: Hello, I am from the Internet.
Homer: It needs a more cutting name. CutCo, EdgeCom.... Interslice.

Codeine
October 29th, 2003, 22:48
'There vocabullary consist's mainly of "Oh ya?" and "C'mere a minute!"' - Kent Brockman

'Oh ya?! Bart! C'mere a minute!' - Homer

'YOU c'mere a minute!' - Bart

'Oh ya.....' - Homer (He shake's his fist at Bart too)

KidneyKai
October 29th, 2003, 22:55
Eenie meanie meini mo, catch a tiger by its toe, if it hollers, et it go, eenie meani meini MO!

- Homer, during the nuclear melt down :lol:

I think those are the words. Feel free to correct me, if they are. :D

Splize
October 30th, 2003, 05:24
Lisa - "Astronaut Bread?"

Homer - "Its The Bread Of the Astronauts"

Jay
October 30th, 2003, 05:27
I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER!

- Guess Who

Splize
October 30th, 2003, 05:29
Dr. Nick??

Jay
October 30th, 2003, 05:31
Yes.

DanielW
October 30th, 2003, 06:23
hi everybody

Jay
October 30th, 2003, 22:58
Hi, Doctor Nick!

EDIT: 100th post! W00t!

Jay
October 31st, 2003, 02:08
Lisa: So many times we've seen our father go under the knife.
Marge: One more and I get a free hysterectomy.
- While watching homer have surgery on his leg.

EDIT: Watching this one right now.

Splize
October 31st, 2003, 03:15
Originally posted by Jay@Oct 30 2003, 10:58 PM
Hi, Doctor Nick!

EDIT: 100th post! W00t!
WTf heh I just relized I have only 8 posts

Jay
October 31st, 2003, 03:18
Originally posted by Splize+Oct 30 2003, 09:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Splize @ Oct 30 2003, 09:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jay@Oct 30 2003, 10:58 PM
Hi, Doctor Nick&#33;

EDIT: 100th post&#33; W00t&#33;
WTf heh I just relized I have only 8 posts [/b][/quote]
Well, that doesn&#39;t make you any less of a Splize. :P

Splize
October 31st, 2003, 03:20
thats true :o

Tidus_Flame
November 5th, 2003, 19:01
Flanders: hey diddly Homer: Piss off flanders Flanders: okaly dokaly

homers ongoing hate to flanders

Tidus_Flame
November 5th, 2003, 19:05
by the way do you people watch anything else by matt groeing

http://thejedialliance.com/other_media/ep1-simpsons.jpg

Tidus_Flame
November 5th, 2003, 19:09
and another


http://www.cae.wisc.edu/~me232/simpsons.gif

Tidus_Flame
November 5th, 2003, 19:11
and all the quotes from barts chalkbord scene

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10068000/10068739.jpg

Tidus_Flame
November 5th, 2003, 19:14
homers beer/milk page

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10059000/10059819.jpg

Jet Set Willy
November 5th, 2003, 19:57
I hate you Tidus.

Codeine
November 5th, 2003, 22:10
Tidus rules :ph34r:

hitmonlee
November 6th, 2003, 06:23
Originally posted by Tidus_Flame@Nov 6 2003, 02:05 AM
by the way do you people watch anything else by matt groeing
yeah i watch futurama

DanielW
November 6th, 2003, 06:31
futurama was pretty funny as well. another show i liked was family guy (not by matt groening)

Tidus_Flame
November 6th, 2003, 18:06
yes futarma is funny but extreamly far fetched though thats what mkes it funny

<><>
November 6th, 2003, 18:29
Quintuple post and quadruple picture spam post... you get THAT excited over the simpsons?

Tidus_Flame
November 7th, 2003, 18:13
of course its the simpsons :D

ScotchGuy
November 8th, 2003, 00:41
The Simpson&#39;s suck now, get over it.

Their older episodes were excellent, all of their new epsiodes are just awful.

Codeine
November 8th, 2003, 03:00
Agreed.

hitmonlee
November 10th, 2003, 03:12
actually i think the really early episodes aren&#39;t that funny.

ScotchGuy
November 10th, 2003, 03:20
Yeah, that&#39;s when they tried to make them semi-serious and make it have some sort of meaning.

Tidus_Flame
November 10th, 2003, 18:46
true now i watch it just to gigle at the animation

KidneyKai
November 10th, 2003, 19:04
The episode where Homer becomes leader of the Garbage men.




Lisa - dad, isn&#39;t this one of those things that could be sorted with a simple apology?

Homer - I never apologise&#33; I&#39;m sorry lisa, but thats just the way I am&#33;

I love that quote, always makes me laugh.

MONKEY_NUTS
November 10th, 2003, 22:58
heh.

KidneyKai
November 11th, 2003, 10:51
Scary, that episode came on BB2 yesterday :blink:
Coincidence, i think not&#33; I got the quote a little wrong though, but the foundations are still there B)

Tidus_Flame
November 12th, 2003, 18:57
"I&#39;m better than dirt&#33; Well most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can&#39;t compete with that stuff" - Moe Sizlack :lol:

hitmonlee
November 19th, 2003, 02:53
"Lisa, a guy who&#39;s got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low." - Homer

"Stealing? How could you?&#33; Havenít you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whatís-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didnít hear anybody laughiní, did you?" - Homer

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

"Marge, donít discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Itís what separates us from the animals Ö except the weasel."
- Homer

Tidus_Flame
November 19th, 2003, 17:56
"I wanna be death again, that was cool" -Homer

(time freezes)
Bart-Do you know what this means?
Millhouse-Yeah but you go first.
Bart-It means we can do anything we want.
Millhouse-yeah we can get really far in our homework.
Bart-UNNNGH

Codeine
November 24th, 2003, 10:42
Class: "Lisa likes Nelson&#33;"
Milhouse: "She does not&#33;"
Class: "Milhouse likes Lisa&#33;"
Jaenie: "He does not&#33;"
Class: "Jaenie likes Milhouse&#33;"
Uter: "She does not&#33;"
Class "Uter likes Milhouse&#33;"
Prof. Largo: "Nobody likes Milhouse&#33;"

Classic.