Simpsons Quotes

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Jet Set Willy

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Homer: "I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face!"
 
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Jet Set Willy

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Originally posted by onewecallgod@Oct 28 2003, 04:03 AM
no its "...thats imperssible"

get it right Jay :p
You have to be fucking kidding.
 

El Fugitivo

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Yes, it's "unpossible".


This one hasn't aired yet, but it's on the commercials for the next Treehouse Of Horror, when Death knocks on the Simpsons' door:

Homer: "We don't want any."
 

ScotchGuy

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Homer:

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
 

ScotchGuy

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Homer:

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
 
J

Jet Set Willy

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Heh, Gamblor.

Homer: Oh, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
 

Codeine

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Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"
Teller: "Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: " I dont know"
 
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