April Fools 2006 Jokes

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S.T.A.L.K.E.R - Review

It's russian..but the idea of a review it's funny as hell,considering this game is in development for 4-5 years and it'll be ready when it's done.They even have new ingame shots.
Translation of the review:
API MS DirectX 9.0
Engine X-Ray
Pixel shaders 1.1, 3.0
Vertex shaders 1.1, 3.0
Anisotropic filter control Present
Antialiasing control Present
Screen refresh rate control Present
Widescreen support No
1280х1024 resolution support Present
Sound EAX Advanced HD, X-Fi
Latest available version 1.0
Version used for testing 1.0

Pro:

* revolutionary graphics

* rich sound

* amazing artificial intelligence

* very interesting gameplay

* outstanding physical model

* very well modelled live world

Contra:

* impossible to play at night - too scary


Another "prank" was the FF XIII presence at E3 announced by IGN.

The BEST one:
GTA:Chicago Site Online
 
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-=VampyR=-

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Shigeru Miyamoto was zombified !

zombieshigeru0jh.jpg
 

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cloud4004

New member
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Deathmatch!!! This Sunday... :mad:

:excl: U2's Bono vs $$ Bill Gates :excl:

Not even Jesus can stop them...... Blooooooooood!
 

-=VampyR=-

Immortal
The greatest joke I have seen today was on a rom/iso site.You understand I can't post the link.
Imagine a guy starting a thread (In the Trading Zone) named PSX - Resident Evil 4 - Translation PSX.
And see how many will post download difficulties.It's a blast.

ROFLMAO :biglaugh:

If someone posts about having problems with the download I think I'll die laughing.
 

FFVII Forever

New member
Zophar.net said he was bout out by goole, now goophars domain
IGN and Gamespot both announced fake games like word of starcraft
GameFaqs said they had been shutdown by an anticheating firm

thats what i saw yesterday
 

alcoatjez

Capo di Tutti Capi
The No-Intro Project has put up news on their site that they were quitting!
It even said that BigFred (one of their datters) has joined a NDS/GBA dumping group :D
 

Akiko_the_Elf

She Who Sucks At Life
cloud4004 said:
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Deathmatch!!! This Sunday... :mad:

:excl: U2's Bono vs $$ Bill Gates :excl:

Not even Jesus can stop them...... Blooooooooood!
Not even Jesus can stop them.

I can't even illustrate how hard I laughed when I read that.
 

-=VampyR=-

Immortal
cloud4004 said:
Thx, I'm glad someone enjoyed it. :happy:
I liked it too man...didn't get a chance to post about it then.
If it was lame,I would have said something.
 
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