I have nine total piercings. Two on one ear, three on another ear, my tongue, my eyebrow, and both my my nipples. I had ten, but my tragus got infected, so I had to remove the capture ring.
I have two tattoos. I have an Anhk on my left breast and a design of blue hearts on my lower back. I have plans for at least five more including Bettie Page on my right calf, a Grumpy bear CareBear on my left ankle, the eye of Ra on my left shoulder blade, my Japanese name (which will be Akiko because that was the name I chose dammit) on my spine at the top of my back, and a celtic cross on my right shoulder.
This could get expensive.