The Craziest guy I have ever seen !

[-=VampyR=-]

Well...JUST CLICK IT (http://www.filecabi.net/video/pclunatic.html) !

German teenager totally absorbed by videogames.This kid should be in a hospital.

[cloud4004]

Sad thing is it's not uncommon... Chill the hell out, ok kids?

[-=VampyR=-]

Do you want the translation ??

[alcoatjez]

Do you want the translation ??

Are you German, Vampyr? Or do I have to say 'Sind Sie Deutsch'?

[-=VampyR=-]

Nein,freund. Sie sprachen Deutsch ? Wunderbar.

No,man just got it off one site.But I do understand German a lil' bit.

Here goes,ENJOY ! : (you will think worse of this kid now)

I want to play (yelling, when He walks in)
Turn on
Goooooooooo
I want to play Unreal Tournament
Start the damn game
Start the game, you son of a bitch
It pisses me off
I’m not going to say that again
Get out of my way (when he throws the stuff from the desk)
What iiiiiiiiis thaaaaaat (He puts his Hands on his head)
Oh my God, what happened (Yells)
I want to finally play that game (arghghghg)
Launch quick
Heeere it goes, here it goes, here it goes, here it goes, here it goooooooeeees ( he gets really exited)
Yes, playing.
Plaaaaaayinnng, you wanker, plaaaaayiiiinng
faaaaaaaster
it loads, it loads (He knocks his head on the keyboard)
I doooooon’t want that it loads………..
When iiiiit loads, then you always have to wait for soooooo looong (yelling)
I don’t want to wait, I want to play this damn game NOW. (He yells like hell)
Think Positive, simply think positive, it will start soon.
It starts. (laughing)
Yeeeeeeees, it starts, it starts
Yes, you son of a bith.
Eat this, yeeees
I killed him
go go go go go
Eat your melted shit
You son of a Bitch, I’m gonna kill you. Arrrgghhhh (Totally freaks out)
Yeeeeees, Yeeeees, I press on fire, you son of a bitch
The Escape Button is missing,
The escape button…….
Wheeeeeere is it?
Where is the escape button?
Where is the escape button?
Where is the escape button? (Then He finds a Button and puts it on the keyboard)
so, I don’t need help or support,
I don’t need support (hahaha)
The H Button as the Enter Button
The Button doesn’t work.
No Problem, I will tie you into knots
Leave me alone, you son of a bitch.
I killed him (laughing)
Yes, I will kill all of you.
Eat this, you son of a bitch
I will tie you into knots
I will tie you into knots
I will………………I will just shoot you
I will shoot you with a Assault Weapon
Oh, which Son of a Bitch shoots on me?
This son of a Bitch shoots on me…..then He freaks out

What do you think now ? Hitler didn't have 5% of that anger in him.He was just mad because he only had one testicle.

[Jale]

Oh my God! In this forum too? :confused:

I've been hitting this video everywhere :laugh:

This goes to the Top Web Moments after the Numa Numa dude.

[-=VampyR=-]

This WILL be NO.1 ! :D

[Akiko_the_Elf]

I wanna see but I can't get that to load!!!

[-=VampyR=-]

What ! Akiko,I must help you !
You really didn't see that ?

[Jale]

It's a-must-see. That kid deserves to be shot, lol :laugh:

[-=VampyR=-]

Akiko...CHECK YOUR PM.
I gave you an alternate link.

You can download the movie from the first link.

[cloud4004]

Kids today need to go outside and get a life. Have some fun away from your mom & dads T.V. why don't ya?

[Alkaiser]

Wow... Who recorded that?

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Ok, that's messed up.

Who does that stuff?

I mean, really, don't people have patience any more?

[-=VampyR=-]

Who does that stuff?
The guy's crazy,he obviously needs help.A friend of mine said he had seen the same guy in another video playing cards with some toys.

If people think games did that to him they're more than stupid.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

No, I don't blame the games. I blame severe mental illness.

Haven't those people ever heard of psychiatrists? And medications...

That kid needs to be heavily medicated.

[-=VampyR=-]

If it was my choice I would speak to alcoatjez to "rub him out"...ya know what I mean ? ;)

[Splize]

The kid needs to get his ass kicked by his parents

[cloud4004]

The kid needs to get his ass kicked by his parents

You said it man! :closedeye

[Akiko_the_Elf]

For sure he does! That's the problem with kids today. They need their asses kicked

But every one's so damned afraid of CPS that no one will do what needs to be done!!!

[-=VampyR=-]

Splize,cloud4004 and Akiko...you're sooo right.
I bet in one round with me the guy will start hating computers.It'll be like that Pavlov experiment dog,every time he gets close to a PC he rapidly jumps back,'cuz he remembers...for that shit he got his ass kicked too hard.
Now that's therapy :p

[Akiko_the_Elf]

I say we go with electro-shock therapy.

Every time he goes to bang the keyboard or hit something or starts to scream, we zap him.

Each time after the initial shock that he goes to repeat the behavior, we up the voltage and do it again.

That'll make him cut the shit out.

[Genome]

hmmm. maby he should try not sucking. i dont know if there is something in the water here that there isnt in germany but all of my friends and myself are kick-ass at shooters. the majority of us are (when we played it) were in the topped ranked clans on cal. one of my friends made it to cal-i (very hard to obtain lets just say that)

if nothing else he shouldnt be so pissy about his sh!tty computer not loading the game fast enough. he should get off his fat ass and go earn some money for a new one.

(dont know why i keep seeing this video everywhere, i dont really think its funny at all :rolleyes: )

[-=VampyR=-]

He's not pissed about his computer...he should be in a mental institution,do you really think a faster PC will make him not to do that ?

Classic case of a spoiled brat.

[Genome]

^true. but in the first few lines he is bitching about how slow its running. and how long load times are. for me unreal doesnt even have load times. i click join, i am in.

[cloud4004]

Classic case of a spoiled brat.

Exactly!!! Jeez, if this kid dosen't get kicked around some he's going to be screwed up like that for the rest of his life.

[-=VampyR=-]

Let's hope the guy doesn't make it till he will want a family of its own.
Imagine what he could do to his gf or wife...

[Jale]

If he gets one. Who would date with a freak like him lol.

[cloud4004]

If he gets one. Who would date with a freak like him lol.
Some poor girl with no self esteem, it's not like it hasn’t happened before... :glare:

[-=VampyR=-]

Or she might find out a bit too late.
These bastards can be really tricky sometimes.One second he's gentle as a little girl,then the next second all hell breaks loose...Don't worry,maybe someone will take care of him. ;)

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Girls aren't that clueless, you know.

If he's that far off base, we'll catch on or we'll kill him.

We are a ruthless tribe.

[-=VampyR=-]

Girls aren't that clueless, you know.
They are,but they don't know.
Not your case Akiko.
But there are some more than stupid ho's (I meant bitch-girls) out there.


If he's that far off base, we'll catch on or we'll kill him.

We are a ruthless tribe.
I like the killing part.Although some might catch on too late.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Wait...did you just say I'm stupid but I don't know it? Or that most girls are stupid and didn't know, but I'm not like them? :confused:

Also, I like the killing as well.

[-=VampyR=-]

Or that most girls are stupid and didn't know, but I'm not like them?
This part actually.Us vampires have forum etiquette too...sometimes :D
We can't say something bad to a girl now can we ?

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Fair enough.

Because if it was the other one, soon after, I'd become the craziest girl you'd ever see. ^_^

[-=VampyR=-]

Because if it was the other one, soon after, I'd become the craziest girl you'd ever see. ^_^
Don't worry...I've seen crazy girls before and...I played cards with the Devil the other night (and lost) ;)
I don't want you to go crazy.

[cloud4004]

The way I see it most guys are bastards and most girls are gullible... I'm not trying to stereo type gender or put a label on sex. & I'm not everyone is like this... I just see this kind of thing way too often.

You can't tell me you haven’t seen a complete jerk with a wonderful girl before?

[Akiko_the_Elf]

It's not that most girls are gullible. It's that we all want the same thing. We just want some one that's going to love us and treat us how we want to be treated.

Problem with that is that some guys play the part of the nice guy and then become the ass. But, because we're girls, we won't give up on them because we've seen how nice they can be. We don't like getting hurt by more than one person, so we'll take it for a while until we either find some one better or are tired of getting smacked around.

But then, some of us are smarter than that...

[cloud4004]

But then, some of us are smarter than that...
I really do hope so. :happy:

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Trust me. Sometimes, I see the way some girls act...

On those days, all I can do is hope too.

[-=VampyR=-]

You can't tell me you haven’t seen a complete jerk with a wonderful girl before?
Every day...I just wanna smack those bitches in the face,to wake up and realise who they're really walking side by side to.That's not gullible it's stupid.

We just want some one that's going to love us and treat us how we want to be treated.

Yeah...but those are few.
Many girls these day are just plain bitches.If I show some $$$ these ho's get sticky.Not because they love the man...they love the money,and would do anything for it and I do mean ANYTHING.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Money won't buy me.

Just love.

[-=VampyR=-]

You're only one. ;)

[cloud4004]

Money won't buy me.

Just love.
I wish more people where like that...

[Akiko_the_Elf]

I wish that more people were like that too.

[alcoatjez]

On-topic: A guy I know is addicted as hell to his PC. It's of course not as bad as the German guy, but he didn't go to school for about 6 months now. He just bought a PSP, got in his car and played for 3 hours and returned home. He told his parents he went to school and got playing PC again. Now he got kicked from school, in his final year... Sad...

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Wow. And I thought I was addicted to the internet.

You know what I think is weird? People who are all into all that cyber sex stuff.

Come on now! If you want some sex, how is talking about it with some one on the internet gonna be enough??

I don't get it! :confused: :confused: :confused:

[cloud4004]

Wow. And I thought I was addicted to the internet.

You know what I think is weird? People who are all into all that cyber sex stuff.

Come on now! If you want some sex, how is talking about it with some one on the internet gonna be enough??

I don't get it! :confused: :confused: :confused:

Some people don't know what "enough" is.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

True.

But at some point, do they look at themselves and think, "Hey...I'm kinda ridiculous..."?

Because I think maybe they should.

[Zach]

He's got nothing on China and Korea. Those fuckers die from from starvation and not getting up for bathroom breaks

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Yeah, see, but that's beyond crazy.

[Zidane]

nope its normal every day life there, except north korea... thems bastards are dangerous crazy like

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Leave it to Asians to take it just a little too far sometimes.

Maybe that's why I love the Asian culture so much. I took for years of Japanese in high school and I want to learn Chinese at some point.

[cloud4004]

My friend (who is from China by the way) says it's hard to learn Chinese unless you start very young.

[-=VampyR=-]

japanese would be better...helpful for anime/games.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

But I already speak some Japanese!

I'm up for the challenge. I love to learn languages. Especially Asian dialects.

[montpics]

My friend (who is from China by the way) says it's hard to learn Chinese unless you start very young.
I could understand why your friend said. But every new language is won't be hard to be learnt as long as you try to keep it up. :)

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Plus it helps if when you're learning it, the person teaching you speaks only that language.

[-=VampyR=-]

More crazy kids

Another german kid (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dRrZd1bR1_k)
^ this kid...I would rip him in two.Father's fault...too "gay".
Counterstrike rage (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7197464209441513029&q=counter+strike) :D
^a classic outburst of rage.

[Jale]

lol wtf. That kid seriously needs some beating.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

People are so strange.

[Zidane]

MXC. I LOVE THIS SHOW. so goddamned stoopid its hilarious.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

At some point it really stops being hilarious and starts being disturbingly sad.

I'm losing faith in humanity, one person at a time.

[305soldier]

More crazy kids

Another german kid (http://youtube.com/watch?v=dRrZd1bR1_k)
^ this kid...I would rip him in two.Father's fault...too "gay".


OMFG!! i would fuckin beat the living crap out of that kid. and the counterstrike dude is just funny. good thing i saw that after the german kid or else i would be pissed right now.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Yeah, that kid is freakin' ridiculous.

[Zidane]

i love it. if he were deported to the states he would be shot before he got off the plane.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

I doubt that.

There are people here in the states that are far more ridiculous than that kid.

[cloud4004]

I doubt that.

There are people here in the states that are far more ridiculous than that kid.

I see them almost everytime I turn around.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

I see them almost everytime I turn around.

Welcome to Wal-Mart, honey.

[cloud4004]

How have you been doing anyway Akiko?

[-=VampyR=-]

Another german kid
Here's the other way around:
Kid gets scared the sh!t out of him (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/74013/look_what_you_have_done/)

[Jale]

Heh, I saw that one a time ago. I got scared too when I was playing that maze, but not to that extreme :confused:

[Akiko_the_Elf]

That's not funny at all.

I feel really bad for that kid!

...poor lil guy....

[cloud4004]

Come on Akiko... Stuff like that's good for kids. :happy:
After that he won't scare so easy...

[Akiko_the_Elf]

That's not good for kids!

I seriously wanted to hug that child after I saw that.

I felt bad for him!!!

[cloud4004]

That's not good for kids!

I seriously wanted to hug that child after I saw that.

I felt bad for him!!!

I was scared a lot as a kid... I think I'm much more stable now because of it. I guess it's kind of harsh, he'll get over it though.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

See, you say he'll get over it now, but later, when he's traumatized for life because of this, it won't be so funny.

[pissinginthewind]

This kid is cool. Germany doesn't have AM.

[-=VampyR=-]

Quake 3 on a 10240x3072 resolution...24 monitors,controlled with a gyro mouse,similar stuff to the Nintendo Revolution.

LINK (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HUGabGDLg8g)

[Akiko_the_Elf]

That's freaking cool.

[cloud4004]

Quake 3 on a 10240x3072 resolution...24 monitors,controlled with a gyro mouse,similar stuff to the Nintendo Revolution.

LINK (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HUGabGDLg8g)

Way too much for my tiny brain to handle... :confused:

[-=VampyR=-]

Don't EVER abuse your game character.When you see this movie think of Solid Snake.

Game Character Abused (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5klXiq1owE&feature=Views&page=1&t=t&f=b) <<<---- CLICK

[Jale]

Heh, already saw that one yesterday.

[-=VampyR=-]

Heh, already saw that one yesterday.
Shoot me.
Careful which bullets you choose. :cool:

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Alright, that was pretty inventive.

I thought it would be stupid and I was incorrect.

[Chainsaw Ganado]

OMFG:ohmy:

[Jale]

Ehh... don't bump old threads unless it's really necessary.

[-=VampyR=-]

This used to be a cool thread Butters !