HONKA-BALI-WOO-WOO

[Tomtaru]

2000!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it has been reached :D

[hagbard]

I prefer Ayane if you ask me :D

[Tomtaru]

I prefer Ayane if you ask me :D
you mean ayame right?

[hagbard]

I mean Ayane (http://www.neotaku.com/doax/chara_ayane.html) :cool:

[onewecallgod]

you like fake chicks....awesome....

[Wizzle Waz]

What a surprise - an anime girl who looks like a 12 year old with gigantic tits.

[4th Disciple]

What a surprise - an anime girl who looks like a 12 year old with gigantic tits.

Dont forget that shes asian too ;)

C'mon now Waz, you should know that Ayane is a game-girl and not an anime girl ;)

[Jale]

lol, Ayame. She pisses me off when fighting against her :laugh:

[Wizzle Waz]

Dont forget that shes asian too ;)

C'mon now Waz, you should know that Ayane is a game-girl and not an anime girl ;)

I haven't played a new game in years! I'm entirely out of touch. Over the hill already.

[PhatPlaya]

Dot ---> .

[Tomtaru]

I mean Ayane (http://www.neotaku.com/doax/chara_ayane.html) :cool:

I see, I see she is em very he cute to indeed :wub:

[hagbard]

you like fake chicks....awesome....
Just joking with that similar names :D

[Zach]

Fake real, what the fuck ever. If people are going to oggle over unnatainable girls, does it really matter how unnatainable they are ?

Might as well oggle over something you know is fake and will never happen vs some pretty ass girl at work/school, or a celebrity or something. I don't understand what the stigma with liking attractive fake women is.. Its just art in the end, and art comes in many more forms than dead famous painters

[Wizzle Waz]

I just find it annoying that so many anime fan people do it and act like the girls are real. They're about as real as their chances of ever losing their virginity.

[Tomtaru]

I just find it annoying that so many anime fan people do it and act like the girls are real. They're about as real as their chances of ever losing their virginity.

WHAT! :confused: ! they're NOT real :verysad:
:D

[TGS]

I still love this forum with all my heart.

[TchuBacha]

What is this thread for? Is it just general chat about nuffin?

[Lefteris_D]

I still love this forum with all my heart.
Thank's for sharing and I'm sure that the majority of people will agree with you.

Now let's have a group hug :)

[Jay]

I promised myself I wouldn't cry...

[hagbard]

Nice to see post like this :)

How can you prove you're real? It doesn't actually matter


"What is life? A madness. What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a story, and the greatest good is little enough, for all life is a dream..."

[TGS]

Thank's for sharing and I'm sure that the majority of people will agree with you.

Now let's have a group hug :)

EZ to me is like that old dirty torn stuffed animal that you stopped playing with when you were 6, but just can't find the heart to throw it away.

[Zach]

Today I masturbated in front of a cow. It was an insane expereince, but the cow licked it all up and it felt funny.. I thought he was going to bite my peter off, but it was like velvet

[TGS]

Ugh, get off my internet.

[RockY]

Now let's have a group hug :)

http://s05.imagehost.org/1299/eyebrow.gif

[Zach]

A pox on the house of TGS, Terrorist Grade Sissie ! May you die of warts on the nuttsack

[Tomtaru]

A pox on the house of TGS, Terrorist Grade Sissie ! May you die of warts on the nuttsack

I hope i don't

[Jale]

Today I masturbated in front of a cow. It was an insane expereince, but the cow licked it all up and it felt funny.. I thought he was going to bite my peter off, but it was like velvet
Nasty cow :confused:

[TchuBacha]

Thats it im going to become a vegatarian.

[RockY]

Today I masturbated in front of a cow. It was an insane expereince, but the cow licked it all up and it felt funny..

http://s05.imagehost.org/1300/O_O.gif ....... http://s05.imagehost.org/1300/sick.gif


I thought "he" was going to bite my peter off, but it was like velvet

Dude you were masturbating viewing a Bull!!!
Then the Bull licked you all! :p

[Zach]

haha, you guys are so easy

[TGS]

JUST LIKE UR MOM, LOL M I RITE??~!!!!!!

[Splize]

SIHHTTT :eek: T!11! TGS TOTALLY KiLEEDDD UUU

[Zach]

With a mom joke ?

Please, bitch killed himself with that one !

[Jay]

Today I masturbated in front of a cow. It was an insane expereince, but the cow licked it all up and it felt funny.. I thought he was going to bite my peter off, but it was like velvet

I had a similar expereince with a sheep.

[onewecallgod]

fuck that....

[Zach]

The sheep ?

I'm sure he did

[4th Disciple]

With a mom joke ?

Please, bitch killed himself with that one !

You got TREADMILLED.

[Splize]

Lefteris you hurt my feelings

[Tomtaru]

well thats one thing he's good at...

[Jay]

here sheepy sheepy sheepy

[305soldier]

WTF!!
honka has turned into discussions about whacking off in front of cows and sheeps.
umm that cow story was kinda funny though.

[Battey]

lol, 205 pages full of shit xD

I am sexy

[Jale]

lol, 205 pages full of shit xD

I am sexy
Yeah, for all cows and sheeps you sleep with everynight you are ;)

[Wizzle Waz]

Witty.

*sigh*

[TGS]

Yeah, for all cows and sheeps you sleep with everynight you are ;)

The Gods of satire are smiling at you now, for all the wrong reasons.

[Battey]

Yeah, for all cows and sheeps you sleep with everynight you are ;)

Thats the way you see women. You sir, are a pig. I respect the female sex. Im clever. I fuck female HOT women. Oh yeaaaa, its niiiiiiiiiiceeeeee :D

[Jale]

Heh, how can you say that if you have never fu... ummm... had sex? :unsure:

[hitmonlee]

EZ to me is like that old dirty torn stuffed animal that you stopped playing with when you were 6, but just can't find the heart to throw it away.

yeah
i come here when i get really bored

[Splize]

I think we need to make Chinese fighter super moderator

[TGS]

Your avatar keeps me up at night, Splize.

[Jale]

Your avatar keeps me up at night, Splize.
So sexy :)

[RockY]

Warning this thread is now rated XXX.....

[Jale]

:laugh: Haha, bring it on! ;)

[TGS]

Hahahahahahah

*puke*

[Motoko]

wel, well, well im back again

[Jale]

Finally someone from the Old School EZ! :D
Welcome back.

[Motoko]

who are you?

[Jale]

I don't know if you've heard about JAPPsmash.

[donkeyknob]

ol skool does not, and never will include you. i believe i am even just outside the boundaries of "ol skool ez"

[onewecallgod]

when did you join, beef?

[donkeyknob]

i joined right before the first (or one of the first) restarts (before it became a semi-regular) thing. when the roleplay was Total Carnage Stadium, i was a huge wigger and my username was sLi(\/)_$hAdY or something like that. then changed it to Da_MoZz or summat shortly afterwards

[Tomtaru]

does anyone know what the french word "épopée" means

[Motoko]

i joined right before the first (or one of the first) restarts (before it became a semi-regular) thing. when the roleplay was Total Carnage Stadium, i was a huge wigger and my username was sLi(\/)_$hAdY or something like that. then changed it to Da_MoZz or summat shortly afterwards

i remember you as beef, but not thos eother names. i just noticed there a few female members now, thats kool. I sWaz still abouts?

[jv9]

The last post he posted was about 7 days ago. But not like I know him..

[Splize]

i remember you as beef, but not thos eother names. i just noticed there a few female members now, thats kool. I sWaz still abouts?


Look on pg 205

[onewecallgod]

i joined right before the first (or one of the first) restarts (before it became a semi-regular) thing. when the roleplay was Total Carnage Stadium, i was a huge wigger and my username was sLi(\/)_$hAdY or something like that. then changed it to Da_MoZz or summat shortly afterwards
yeah thats a bit longer than me... i remember warrior conclave was the role play.

[donkeyknob]

yea, i think it was raistlin or something who revamped it, and made it have something like a gazillion sub-forums

[Wizzle Waz]

This is such a shitty web site.

[4th Disciple]

i remember you as beef, but not thos eother names. i just noticed there a few female members now, thats kool. I sWaz still abouts?

Hey Motoko remember when I took your pics and put them as my avatar, that was pretty grand ;)

[onewecallgod]

hey its chrono cross

(the ; ) smiley looks so god damn retarded)

[donkeyknob]

waz, i am intrigued. where did the wizzle come from?

[hagbard]

This is such a shitty web site.
It's always nice to contribute :rolleyes:

[4th Disciple]

hey its chrono cross

(the ; ) smiley looks so god damn retarded)

Yeah, funny that only a couple years ago I was spamming this forum 24/7...and I used to type like a dumbass as well. Too bad I dont think I ever caught up to chaohuei (spelling?) for overall post count lead, but I remember being up there in Top 5 if not Top 3.

[onewecallgod]

oh yeah, i remember him. wasnt he an admin? he told me what my name meant, heh.

[Wizzle Waz]

Shut up hagbard. Twat.



waz, i am intrigued. where did the wizzle come from?

Just needed to type something before Waz, because Waz is probably still a banned account here and I don't have the password anyway. I don't like modern mainstream hip-hop, so it's not one of those wizzle hizzy fo shizzy sort of things. It's just the first word I typed.

[hagbard]

The world is nice when you see who is out there and it's not yourself :)

[TGS]

Are you guys making everyone a moderator? Who the fuck is this idiot?


Edit: And way to ban your most interesting member (Chinese Fighter)

[Lefteris_D]

Can you guys please stop? You are hurting both the forum and yourselves with all of this.

[TGS]

You're so right, but I just feel so empty inside :(

[Splize]

Well from what I know hagbard does help out in the emulation forum..

[4th Disciple]

Well from what I know hagbard does help out in the emulation forum..

This site has an emulation forum?

[Splize]

This site has an emulation forum?

forums :mad:

[RockY]

This is an Emulation Forum...

[Splize]

I WIN :msn_pisse :msn_pisse RRRrrrarrOOAARrrrrrGGhh

[onewecallgod]

the surprise of the century

[cloud4004]

This is an Emulation Forum...

proove it...

[RockY]

........ (http://forums.emulator-zone.com/images/style-emulator-zone/logo.gif)

[cloud4004]

:confused: No way... All this time I thought we were talking about political and social change...

[Wizzle Waz]

Meh.

If anybody who I don't hate wants to talk, my web site is at http://funge.8bit.co.uk/. You can find my e-mail address there and add me to the rubbish new Google messenger thing.

[Lefteris_D]

Thank you everyone for calming down.

[onewecallgod]

aww, you gave up on the GB emulator?

[Wizzle Waz]

No, it got trashed and I didn't feel like remaking the entire thing.

[Jale]

Can you guys please stop? You are hurting both the forum and yourselves with all of this.
I didn't know the forum had feelings :confused:

[RockY]

He meant the community..........

[onewecallgod]

learn some damn english

[RockY]

Joder....

[Jale]

Joder....
lol

Ay mierda, es tarde :(

[Wizzle Waz]

learn some damn english

Glad to see you filling in my shoes there, onewecall.

[Wizzle Waz]

one recall god
won wee? call god.
god we one call
runway call guard

[onewecallgod]

that entertained me, i dont quite know why

[Splize]

Cuz ur a kiss ass

[onewecallgod]

(ctrl v from another forum)
What Makes Life 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.

And look how far .........

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you.

[donkeyknob]

that is pretty fucking clever

[Zach]

No, its pretty fucking old

you all suck, god suck my left nutt

Why do I still come here? :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball: :msn_ball:

[Wizzle Waz]

I don't suck, Neco. I am excellent.

[RockY]

Cuz ur a kiss ass

http://s05.imagehost.org/1330/assk.jpg

[TchuBacha]

http://s05.imagehost.org/1330/assk.jpg

That is funny LOL :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

[onewecallgod]

I don't suck, Neco. I am excellent.
he speaks lies

[Zach]

No its true, Waz is only slightly better than me, but just enough to be excellent

[RockY]

That is funny LOL :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

another one :)

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/y8551.gif

[TchuBacha]

another one :)

http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/y8551.gif

Not as good but still funny.

[Wizzle Waz]

I lied. I'm rubbish really.

[Zach]

Its ok baby you don't have to pretend around me :wub:

[hitmonlee]

Shut up hagbard. Twat.



Just needed to type something before Waz, because Waz is probably still a banned account here and I don't have the password anyway. I don't like modern mainstream hip-hop, so it's not one of those wizzle hizzy fo shizzy sort of things. It's just the first word I typed.

reminds me of the simpsons episoder where bart gets famours for saying i didnt do it

Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny.
[holds a tape recorded with a microphone]
Lisa: Like what?
Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say. "Bucka Bucka" or
"Woozle Wuzzle": something like that.

[Zach]

Behold my new banner,

let all the unworthy tremble in fear of mine prized, oh most prized, posession of alllllllllll !

Your fucking ninja tag is broken also

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

[PhatPlaya]

I dont feel like figuring out whats going on so .. [FREEPOST]

[montpics]

Nice one I had to say, Neco. :)

[onewecallgod]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/ewu188/board.jpg

a night of hardwork.... traces come tomorrow....

[Zach]

I command all my loyal subjects to drop what you are doing immediately and watch this commercial

http://www.fileplanet.com/152930/150000/fileinfo/Nintendo-Cereal-Commercial

[Wizzle Waz]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/ewu188/board.jpg

a night of hardwork.... traces come tomorrow....

What's it all about? I can see what it is, but what's your goal?

[Zach]

I think these are just projects for school classes he takes

[onewecallgod]

its not for school, its for a hobby i guess. i'm not taking any classes that has to do with electronics (well, physics 1 kind of does, but not really)

i'm modifying an existing headphone amplifier circuit. the original one had a whole lot of space wasting crap that i'm getting rid of in mine. the biggest difference by far is a board half the size and the use of SMD 1/10 watt resistors instead of normal 1/4 ones.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v137/ewu188/board1.jpg

i've done about 75% of the traces. its just the ones for powering the ICs that i havent gotten to. this is my first time designing a layout, so it looks ugly as hell. you guys know of any good circuit CAD'ing programs? expressPCB is simple and intuitive, but lacks autorouting. Eagle CAD is buggy and lacks hot keys, but has autorouting, though it doesnt work too well poorly configed, which i havent figured out how to do properly yet

[Splize]

Motoko? http://pixyland.org/peterpan/

[Zach]

what the fuzizuck

[Splize]

Ah damn what I miss?...did waz get banned again?

[Deezbeez]

Yea he did.

[Deezbeez]

How far did yous people get before?

[AngelOfPain]

What do you do when you love someone, but you know that it could never be?

[RockY]

heh the guy that could tell you that is not here :P

[donkeyknob]

go for it. you're only gonna regret not goin for it, and ya may end up regrettin it if ya do it.... so ya midas well enjoy something

[hitmonlee]

What do you do when you love someone, but you know that it could never be?

sit around and mope about it.

[donkeyknob]

not quite summat id expect to hear from you, hitmonlee

[AngelOfPain]

I tried going for it that's why I'm moping about it (a week at the beach staring at the waves). I just want him to talk to me, and he won't even do that anymore. Any suggestions on how to at least get him to talk to me?

[hitmonlee]

i do not know. my ex isn't speaking to me. it hurts. sending them an sms when you are drunk DOES NOT help i can tell you that. i have moped for about a month, this week, i am beginning to feel human.

maybe he'll speak to you in time, when he is ready. men aren't big talkers, and like to process their thoughts before verbalising them.

[RockY]

Men aren't big talkers, and like to process their thoughts before verbalising them.

Not completely true...

[hitmonlee]

i'm just generalising.

[AngelOfPain]

I guess you're right hitmonlee...He'll talk when he's ready.

[Splize]

I tried going for it that's why I'm moping about it (a week at the beach staring at the waves). I just want him to talk to me, and he won't even do that anymore. Any suggestions on how to at least get him to talk to me?


Just wear somthing skanky with alot of makeup...believe me. :cool:

[Jay]

I tried going for it that's why I'm moping about it (a week at the beach staring at the waves). I just want him to talk to me, and he won't even do that anymore. Any suggestions on how to at least get him to talk to me?

I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear from you. Just go for it. He may be thinking the same things you are.

[Ranma1/2]

Or it's will result in embaressing conclusions.

[Deezbeez]

:dramaqu:

[donkeyknob]

im not a big emotions talker. tho i do appreciate drunken SMS's more then sober ones (in hitmonlee/angel's situation) only because i believe you're more true to yourself when ya piss blind then when you're sober. strange theory i have, but its logical

[AngelOfPain]

I believe you are more likely to say what you are really thinking when you are drunk than when you are sober too. I just perfer to talk to people when I am sober.

[hitmonlee]

im not a big emotions talker. tho i do appreciate drunken SMS's more then sober ones (in hitmonlee/angel's situation) only because i believe you're more true to yourself when ya piss blind then when you're sober. strange theory i have, but its logical

ahh, but the thing is he doesn't want to talk/see me, so the drunkens ones are either:

a) why won't you talk to me i miss you
b) i'm drunk i want sex (not in those words obviously)

[RockY]

I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear from you. Just go for it. He may be thinking the same things you are.

As far as I know, girls don't do that.
Boys are the ones that start that kind of conversations, boys are who give the first step. Then the girl decides if it’s ok.

[donkeyknob]

at least he somewhat knows how you feel then, hitmonlee.... goddam relationships are fucked. dead set. knowing that, i still wonder why im chasing this girl.....

[TGS]

Go gay. Problem solved.

[Ranma1/2]

Then you'll go straight to heck, or get extra police brutality, no problem solved.

[TGS]

Oh dear...

[Splize]

I hope the police brutality is sexual = +1 point for going gay

[RockY]

They use their dogs for that...

[Ranma1/2]

Oh yeah, lead night sticks feel real kinky...

[Zach]

I'm white, police love me

+10

[Ranma1/2]

Yep, unless you go into a black neighbourhood and all the police are black. -10 points.

[onewecallgod]

you're white trash. -35 points

[Ranma1/2]

I resent your filthy racism, i happen to be finely flattened trash that smells good and is going to be recycled soon.

[donkeyknob]

haha sloppy seconds

[Zach]

Congratulations on making no sense

fucking ape

[ticktock]

everybody is a little racist to a degree, but some racial stereotypes are true
cops are nicer to midclass-upperclass whites
jews love free stuff(i do)
black people love chicken(but who doesnt)
rednecks hate jeff gordon
dont call me a hate mongerer do your resaerch, its true

[onewecallgod]

damn mongerer

[Splize]

Shut up you second class citizens

[Ranma1/2]

No way, this thread is for the purpose of Rambling on.

[ticktock]

for some, YES WAY
for others its just a place to talk and chat
or a place where one can reveal how much of an asshole they are

[onewecallgod]

damn right

[hitmonlee]

everybody is a little racist to a degree, but some racial stereotypes are true
cops are nicer to midclass-upperclass whites
jews love free stuff(i do)
black people love chicken(but who doesnt)
rednecks hate jeff gordon
dont call me a hate mongerer do your resaerch, its true

upperclass people do not do commoners work, ie police officers
that's totally middle-lower class
upperclass are businessmen, etc.

[donkeyknob]

ticktocks been here a whole five mintues and already understands HBWW... could it be, a fuckin decent n00b?

[ticktock]

i took time to read the first 3 pages and took a guess on what this thread is,
i got to say i was waiting for a place to make one of these
which means i dont have shit for brains

[Zach]

ticktocks been here a whole five mintues and already understands HBWW... could it be, a fuckin decent n00b?

Guess he has you beat, eh ?

[ticktock]

nice one

[donkeyknob]

he thinks hes got shit for brains... i dont understand what the fuck you mean neco. so im gonna eat some pies

[RockY]

banana pie?

[Ranma1/2]

Cancer pies, with extra rabies. Mmmmm mmmmm goood.

[ticktock]

that nice foamy taste

[Ranma1/2]

Don't forget the foaming at the mouth to attact the Ladies.

[ticktock]

that was implied

[LingXiaoyu]

fierce....

i am teh cool newoobie!!

:happy:

[Ranma1/2]

who are you?

[Deezbeez]

fierce....

i am teh cool newoobie!!

:happy:

Ling? If you are the Ling I remember it's nice to see you again. Now all we need is KK to make a return and we're fuckin rollin.

[Splize]

What about Anime-Gamer? He was hotttt :)

[Lefteris_D]

Shit Happens™ again...
http://www.eurosport.com/home/pages/v4/l0/s8/e11269/sport_lng0_spo8_evt11269_sto770139.shtml

[montpics]

Shit Happens™ again...
http://www.eurosport.com/home/pages/v4/l0/s8/e11269/sport_lng0_spo8_evt11269_sto770139.shtml
/me give a applause to the winners. :)

[MONKEY_NUTS]

Now all we need is KK to make a return and we're fuckin rollin.

Must take back my modem from kk, too stop your evil plans of lame domination. :msn_devil

[Ranma1/2]

Pshh... Modems, I didn't even bother with internet when I used to have a modem because someone would always pick up right when I was going to do something important.

[onewecallgod]

cable and dsl modems are still modems....

[Splize]

http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf yuppie

[hanzmoleman007]

http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf yuppie
YEECCHH!
That meat puppet gave me the shivers.

[Zach]

Its my birthday

I expect money in the mail from you bitches

[Ranma1/2]

Your not our pimp? I have no money?

[ticktock]

I expect money in the mail from you bitches

just add me to your aprove list for mayor instead, because im a cheap bastard

[ticktock]

Now it Butters birthday and this is the present
Click Here For You Free iPOD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butters_Stotch)

[Jale]

lol


Butters has a tuft of yellow hair, and wears a light blue jacket with green pants. His birthday is on September 11.

Anyway, thanks :)

[Butz]

Ah, I keep coming and going...coming and going...

[onewecallgod]

heh youre back

[Deezbeez]

Ah, I keep coming and going...coming and going...

sup butz?

[Peefy]

Remember me?


wow, its evolving. i wonder what would be next.... :happy: :innocent:

Suprise!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/Testingtest/animation5.gif

[Jale]

Sure I do :)

[Zach]

Eh ? Whares my walkin' stick !!!

1111111111:my_skull:

[Butz]

sup butz?

Hey Deez...long time no see. Nothin much, I'm in college now.

[Jale]

Has anyone played this game? :confused:

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/568/wtf9fl1.jpg

[hagbard]

Nope, looks like some Kunio Kun game hacked

[Genome]

river city ransom negros. i'd just love to say that im amazed this thread is still going. i havent been here in like 5 months. amazing.

[hagbard]

Wow, I was right, It's Downtown Nekketksu Monogatari (J) / Streets Gangs (E) / River City Ransom (U) hacked, a Kunio Kun saga game. Thanks for confirm it.

Anyway I think it's named P***y City Pimps

[onewecallgod]

happy thanksgiving

[Jale]

Anyway I think it's named P***y City Pimps
Bingo! :D

Hey, say it! PUSSY CITY PIMPS!!! :)

[slbrown]

hi
hello

[Splize]

hi
hello


Ha look whos back...no matter where ez memebers go they always come back.

[ScotchGuy]

Not true, so you can just frig off Ricky.

Or fly into some kind of shitstorm involving shitbats.

[Jale]

OMFG, look who's back!!! :confused:

[ScotchGuy]

No, I'll never be back, but every few months or so I'll stop by to write something mean and enjoy it until it's deleted by everyones favorite administrator.

[cibomatto2002]

Dinner with the Girlfriend's Parents

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."

[cloud4004]

lol, I don't know what to say about that. :confused:

[alcoatjez]

Nice one, cibomatto2002! And old one, but still a good one :)

[Tomtaru]

hi everybody! seems leftys plan of getting rid of games worked.... its all empty lol I can even see my last post on some of them :p

[montpics]

hi everybody! seems leftys plan of getting rid of games worked.... its all empty lol I can even see my last post on some of them :p
Perhaps people got themself busy or lost their intention of playing those games. :cool:

[Tomtaru]

Perhaps people got themself busy or lost their intention of playing those games. :cool:

mmm you could be right :glare: I myself got busy with a schoolproject on nuclear weapons:D

[Tingram]

mandatory 2006 Tingram post:
meh

[Badger]

TINGRAM!!

PM ME

[onewecallgod]

oh my fucking god....

[Tingram]

what <.< I can still post here

[Jale]

oh my fucking god....
I though you didn't believe in God :glare:

[Tingram]

I though you didn't believe in God :glare:
clearly you underestimate the awesomeness that is Tingram.

[Jale]

I don't. I still know who you are :bow:

[Deezbeez]

Hey Tingram, how goes?

[Tingram]

meh... could be worse, but nothing I can really complain about at any rate.

[onewecallgod]

damn its been a while, hasn't it

[Tingram]

yeah it has been... not even sure what made me think of coming here, heh.

[RockY]

heh......

[cloud4004]

I don't remember this guy...

[onewecallgod]

you wouldn't

[TGS]

y hello thar, Tingram

[Tingram]

y halo thar TGS, Buttsecks!?!?

[TGS]

Only if I get to pee in your butt.

[alcoatjez]

Post more, Tingram! Tell me: why is everyone so glad to see you posting? Show it to me :my_rambo:

[Splize]

So how about them nicks?

[onewecallgod]

that was strangely erotic

[cloud4004]

Post more, Tingram! Tell me: why is everyone so glad to see you posting? Show it to me :my_rambo:

It's his avatar... Thats why.

[ScotchGuy]

Tingram... what the fuck

[Tingram]

Splize rocks for his how 'bout them Knicks reference... heh

And Scotch... I was just bored so meh, random posts. Much like today, bored and slightly sick so... a post.

[ScotchGuy]

Hurrah! I'm slightly sick as well.

[Jale]

http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9259/supermariobrosmovie2fy.jpg

I just saw it. It brought back memories :)

[Zidane]

jhon leguizmos worst movie ever!! also a poor representation of the mario bros. theme. no castles, no chocolate land, and Koopa isn't a turtle. I want to see their representation of Bowser, now that would be a treat.

[hagbard]

At least didn't give you nightmares :p

[Zidane]

well actually......*flash back*..... nope i guess not, but one movie that will give you nightmares is puni puni poemi....*runs away screaming* "NOOOOO the voice acting, think of the puppy dogs, think of the puppy dogs!!"

[hitmonlee]

john leguizamo and the super mario bros movie RULE!

[onewecallgod]

who the fuck are you

[hitmonlee]

who the fuck are you

i'm not god, that's for sure.

[Jale]

lol

I can't sleep :verysad:

[alcoatjez]

i'm not god, that's for sure.

He's not either, we just call him that ;)

[-=VampyR=-]

I can't sleep
Are you sleeping now ?

[ticktock]

Are you sleeping now ?
My spy cam says yes
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/153/boyssleepingwithcalves9go.jpg (http://imageshack.us)