HONKA-BALI-WOO-WOO

[Jale]

You should see all of them. I haven't seen all of them yet though, but I'm trying :mellow:

[Jale]

My posts, off the scale? :confused:

[Raven]

Off scale?

[donkeyknob]

scale off

[hitmonlee]

.. I was talking about the South Park episode.
The one where Cartman throws his doll down a hole in his basement.
I havent heard a song that has those words tho .. :confused:

that's a silence of the lambs reference isn't it?

do a search for greenskeepers - lotion

Greenskeepers - Lotion Lyrics

I'm looking down the hole, your looking up at me
Your cold and tired, that is easy to see
Lower the rope to you, a bucket on the line
Your membrane will be soft and smooth, and your heart will be mine

It rubs the lotion on its skin,
or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin,
or else it gets the hose again, yes precious it gets the hose

The look inside your eyes, it drives me from control
Evoking visions of my favourite casserole
And if I eat your heart, I'll also bite your soul
And when I'm done with that I'll use your skull, as a bore

It rubs the lotion on its skin,
or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin-in,
or else it gets the hose again, it gets the hose

It puts the lotion in the basket
It puts the lotion in the basket
It puts the lotion in the basket, yes it does
Put the lotion in the basket
Put the lotion in the basket
Put the lotion in the basket, now
Put the lotion in the basket, now, yes it does

The night is very cold I'm feeling kind of weak
I think I'll make myself a cap from your right buttocks cheek
And then I will go walking with my little dog
And then I'll bury you, underneath a log

It rubs the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again
It rubs the lotion on its skin,
or else it gets the hose again, yes it does precious

It puts the lotion in the basket
Bitch put the lotion in the basket
Oh put the lotion in the fucking basket bitch, Put the lotion in the basket

[Jale]

Yeah, that's from "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" too.

[donkeyknob]

how can this thread have 10x as many views as replies? 2x is understandable, but come on peeps its not that hard to post silly shit!

[PhatPlaya]

Well now that I think about it, that episode was pretty funny. :P

[Jale]

Yeah, funnah :D

This goes to the photo album, lol

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/610/610_img_15.jpg

[Raven]

LOL what a photoalbum :D

[montpics]

Butters, you bully her! :mad:

[Jale]

lol, haha :laugh: I'm bad :)

[Raven]

Becareful Butters is wandering around :D

[PhatPlaya]

Yeah, funnah :D

This goes to the photo album, lol

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/610/610_img_15.jpg

"HAHA, you stupid BITCH!"

[305soldier]

is she cold or did they put implants in her nipples too???? :confused:

[Jale]

Implants. She wanted to have her boobs bigger than Bebe's.

[Jale]

This is the song that Hitmonlee was refering...

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/sounds/610/PUTTHELOTION.wav

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/610/610_img_17.jpg

[PhatPlaya]

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/610/610_img_17.jpg

I dunno why I was thinking this wasnt funny .. :biglaugh:

[Raven]

Weird... :confused:

[donkeyknob]

riiiight

[Jale]

leeeeft? :confused:

[PhatPlaya]

Uhhhhh .. :confused:

[Raven]

Whhhhat?

[PhatPlaya]

Precisely..

[Raven]

Of course my horse :joke:

[PhatPlaya]

.. meaning has now become meaningless.

[Jale]

That's the way of HONKA-BALI-WOO-WOO :)

[Raven]

LOL , :laugh:

[onewecallgod]

horse shit?

[PhatPlaya]

Hey man, theres kiddies here .. :mad:

[Raven]

LOL again... :biglaugh:

[PhatPlaya]

Hey that stuff is contagious .. :biglaugh:

[Raven]

Really? I... :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

look they both got the giggles. lol

[Raven]

And you will be contamined too lol,:biglaugh:

[305soldier]

ohh no lol. :biglaugh:

[Raven]

I... LOL, :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

might as well keep the laughs going :biglaugh:

[Raven]

You Can :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

yaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!! :biglaugh:

[Raven]

please stop! :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

this should be national laugh off day :biglaugh:

[Raven]

ok ok lets lol :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

chanting:lol lol lol :biglaugh:

[Raven]

One word: LOL :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

LOL is great!! :biglaugh:

[Raven]

well wait is too much nonsense talk...
and...
WHO CARES? LOL :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

yes the nonsense rules all lol... :biglaugh:

[Raven]

Is so extended that I don't know what to say... lol :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

say LOL!!!!! :biglaugh:

[Raven]

Oh yeah lol :biglaugh:

[Jale]

Huh? :huh:


pf...
ppfffff... :D

LOL... wtf... :biglaugh:

[Raven]

you also? lol :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

one more for laugh off day LOL :biglaugh:

[Raven]

my soreness is giving me more lol :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

i think we are beyond nonsense lol :biglaugh:

[Jale]

Whose... idea... wa... fppp :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

lol rules :biglaugh:

[Raven]

lol :biglaugh:

[Jale]

Fucking lol :biglaugh:

It's not funny an... any... anym... :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

LOL!!!! :biglaugh:

[PhatPlaya]

bOOYAKASHA. :ninja:

[PhatPlaya]

The max avatar size should be raised to 150 x 150 .. :(

[Splize]

What is this? http://www.shayesaintjohn.com

It scared me and I closed it in a sec.

[Jale]

What the fuck? :confused:

[PhatPlaya]

What is this? http://www.shayesaintjohn.com

It scared me and I closed it in a sec.

.. Michael Jackson wannabe? :mellow:

[305soldier]

What the fuck? :confused:

took the words out of my mouth.
that scared the shit out of me!!

[donkeyknob]

very scary, i was explorin that site and it gave me goosebumps!

and its bout fuckin time honka kinda got back to the way it was! w00t

[PhatPlaya]

Hmm .. wonder what he was searching for when he found that site. :mellow:

[305soldier]

maybe sick satanic clowns.

[donkeyknob]

the shit is bananas!

[Splize]

See that problem is I dont know what it is..I closed it in like a sec..

BTW I got it from another forum :)

[305soldier]

its funny how your avatar and the site relate.^^^^

[donkeyknob]

after you told me that connection i am now traumatised by splize

[montpics]

What is this? http://www.shayesaintjohn.com

It scared me and I closed it in a sec.
/me shocked and almost faint in horror. :eek:
Close the *BEEP!* browsers! Close the *BEEP!* browsers!

[hitmonlee]

The max avatar size should be raised to 150 x 150 .. :(

what could you possibly fit into 150 x 150 that you can't fit into 100 x 100 ?

i don't understand the need for larger pictures!

[Raven]

Now I can stop laugh! :laugh:

[Jale]

I can't :biglaugh:

[Raven]

Oh no here comes again! :biglaugh:

[Jale]

LOL :biglaugh:

[Raven]

No! lol :biglaugh:

[Jale]

I must... I must... go to... City... Wok... before... I... I... :biglaugh:

[Raven]

You... :biglaugh:

[Jale]

God... Godd... Goddamit! :biglaugh:

[Raven]

This is not ending lol :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

return of the LOL :biglaugh:

[Jale]

Aww... fuck! :biglaugh:

[Raven]

Now solLOL :biglaugh:

[the_ghost]

hey guys its been awhile since Ive visited the site
so I thought id post some good quality SPAM
you know, to celebrate my return

Saddams worst nightmare
http://picture.funnyjunk.com/pics/saddams_worst.jpg

[Jale]

It's... it's... old... :biglaugh:

[Raven]

My stomach hurts... :biglaugh:

[the_ghost]

What is this? http://www.shayesaintjohn.com
what the hell?
whats wrong with that person :wacko:

take a look at this

http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/KICK%20ASS.html
and this
http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/WIRE%20THERAPY.html

this ones the worst
http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/SPIN%20AND%20SPEW.html

creepy :eek: :thumbdown :eek: :eek: :biglaugh:

[PhatPlaya]

:huh:
what the hell?
whats wrong with that person :wacko:

take a look at this

http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/KICK%20ASS.html
and this
http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/WIRE%20THERAPY.html

this ones the worst
http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/SPIN%20AND%20SPEW.html

creepy :eek: :thumbdown :eek: :eek: :biglaugh:

.. :nuke:

[Lefteris_D]

http://img133.echo.cx/img133/696/halones4al.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[PhatPlaya]

lol .. :biglaugh:

[montpics]

http://img133.echo.cx/img133/696/halones4al.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
Can I have that one? :p

[Jale]

Oh, Halo! :D

[Raven]

http://img133.echo.cx/img133/696/halones4al.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
:biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh: :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

my friend has that game! i've never played it though. :dry:

[Raven]

But Halo for Nes LOL :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

ahh raven you and you and your :biglaugh: smilies.

oh well might as well keep the madness going.LOL... :biglaugh:

[Jale]

No! Fuck! :biglaugh:

[PhatPlaya]

Ehhhhh.. :biglaugh:

[305soldier]

the LOL will contage you all!!! :biglaugh:

[donkeyknob]

you're all a bunch of fucking idiots

[Corey4666]

:bow: .....

[PhatPlaya]

I'vegotnothingworthposting.. :(

[donkeyknob]

im being worshipped. one down, the rest of the forum to go....

[PhatPlaya]

I'vegotnothingworthposting.. :(

.. :bow:

Sorry, I alrdy have an idol.

[Jale]

What to do? Raven? Phatplaya?

What the fuck is going on with online playing with ZSNESW? :mellow:

[Raven]

I don't know... :confused:

[Jale]

MECHA-STREISAND!!!

[Tomtaru]

Aha hier kan ik in het nederlands posten zonder dat iemand het merkt

[RockY]

post your spam in english...

[Corey4666]

http://img290.echo.cx/img290/301/images0mn.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

[the_ghost]

http://img290.echo.cx/img290/301/images0mn.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)
lol :spam: :spam: :spam: :spam:

[PhatPlaya]

?numb3rsandl3ttersrandom..

[montpics]

?numb3rsandl3ttersrandom..
Another evil spam strikes!

/me stabs PhatPlaya with javelin. :laugh:

[donkeyknob]

oh larry

[montpics]

oh larry
You just pick the right one. Just couldn't believe the whole story would end like that. Not my type. :p

[PhatPlaya]

WHAT? The world isnt flat?! :(

[donkeyknob]

i only knobbed barbara jo, i havent done it with the other 2. i finished the game bout 3 months ago though

[montpics]

Same here (Finished it 2 months ago). But game endings are totally weird. I thought Larry could hang out with the anchor but not. :p

[Tomtaru]

offcoorze notz

[Raven]

Ami ya no me dejan hablar español asi que acostumbrate!!!
(I can't speak more spanish then get accostumed!!!)

[Jale]

Lo mismo aquí.
The same here.

[Tomtaru]

I like belgian fries

[RockY]

I also speak spanish and french... and I can only use english here...

[PhatPlaya]

Emoticon :D

[Tomtaru]

Ik spreek nederlands maar ja ik woon dan ook in België
I speak Dutch but then again I live in Belgium








wholelottashit

[PhatPlaya]

Downloading full NES goodset.. :D

[donkeyknob]

goodset?

[PhatPlaya]

Every single ROM that appears on the GoodNES list, shoved into one zip..

[Jale]

shittyintes, shittypolitter, shittybung, shittying, shittypockknappivous...

[montpics]

How did you think for those silly words?

[Jale]

lol, random :D

[Tomtaru]

It may be a stupid question but what is that green thing at the bottom lefthand corner of my post?

[Jale]

It's your online status. It lets other members know that you are online right now.

[Zidane]

DAngEr, DaNGEr we are all gonna die.... When is it going to be your time?

[Jale]

WTF? :confused:

[Tomtaru]

ok then what is that traffic sign next to it?

[Raven]

I hear a joke... :biglaugh:

[Jale]

What joke? Care to post it here?

[Corey4666]

DAngEr, DaNGEr we are all gonna die.... When is it going to be your time?
ur a fag man

[Tomtaru]

one hundred posts...now tel me what it means

[Jale]

one hundred posts...now tel me what it means
That you have one hundred posts. As simple as it is.

[Tomtaru]

thaks now what does the sign next the the online indicator means?

[Jale]

Why don't you place the mouse over the icon?

[Lefteris_D]

thaks now what does the sign next the the online indicator means?
If somebody is breaking the rules you can use that button to report him/her to all the moderators at once.

[donkeyknob]

wasnt that hard to figure out, now was it?

[Jale]

Just placing the mouse over items gives a small info about them or just see the forum's FAQ to learn more.

[PhatPlaya]

Ok lets get back on topic.
Which is 'No Topic'.

HONKA-BALI-WOO-WOO!!

[Jale]

Well, OK. What if I get drunk tonight and post bullshit? :)

[Tomtaru]

I have ticktes to a party want some? they cost €4

[montpics]

Don't mind about me. I'm broke. :rolleyes:

[Tomtaru]

It would cost you more than 4 bucks anyway having to buy a plain ticket to Belgium...

why does an ox sleeps with one eye open?

[montpics]

why does an ox sleeps with one eye open?
Off-topic :
Sounds like someone that I known..... :p

[PhatPlaya]

How long is a piece of string?:
Well, half as long as it would be if it was twice as long as it is.. :confused:

[donkeyknob]

that makes sense to me

[Tomtaru]

an ox sleeps with one eye open because they already got him with his nuts once...

[Raven]

And that makes me laugh because... I don't know why... HONKA-BALI-WOO-WOO
:biglaugh:

[305soldier]

yes for some reason a big animal and the word "nuts" in the same sentence is very funny.

:biglaugh:

[donkeyknob]

i could go for some krispy kreme

[PhatPlaya]

;) :( :happy: :D :confused: :glare: :) :p

[Tomtaru]

Hi Everybody!!

[Jale]

Huh? :confused:

[Tomtaru]

Whats wrong?

[TchuBacha]

whts goin on in here then

[305soldier]

WTF??? :confused:

[PhatPlaya]

YOU DID IT!! CONFESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :msn_pisse

[Jale]

What? Who? Where? When? :confused:

[montpics]

I'm gonna take my bread. Two days haven't take anything for meal...... Perhaps 'butters' would do it. :D

[Jale]

I hate you :glare:

[Tomtaru]

oe ie oe a a djing djang wala wala bang bang oe ie oe a a djing djang wala wala bang bang

[Jale]

Don't make me sing "America, Fuck Yeah"!

[Tomtaru]

Everybody sing this song Doodah Doodah now everybody sing this song all de doohdah day

[Jale]

You asked for it :my_rambo:

America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

[Tomtaru]

You asked for it :my_rambo:

...
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
...


:ban:














:joke:

[PhatPlaya]

ointlesspay ostpay.. :unsure:

[the_ghost]

ointlesspay ostpay.. :unsure:

If by that you ment "Pointless Post". then I agree

LOL


You asked for it :my_rambo:

America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we all share; it’s the hope for tomorrow

FUCK YEAH!

McDonalds, FUCK YEAH!
Wal-Mart, FUCK YEAH!
The Gap, FUCK YEAH!
Baseball, FUCK YEAH!
NFL, FUCK, YEAH!
Rock and roll, FUCK YEAH!
The Internet, FUCK YEAH!
Slavery, FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Starbucks, FUCK YEAH!
Disney world, FUCK YEAH!
Porno, FUCK YEAH!
Valium, FUCK YEAH!
Reeboks, FUCK YEAH!
Fake Tits, FUCK YEAH!
Sushi, FUCK YEAH!
Taco Bell, FUCK YEAH!
Rodeos, FUCK YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (Fuck yeah, Fuck yeah)

Liberty, FUCK YEAH!
White Slips, FUCK YEAH!
The Alamo, FUCK YEAH!
Band-aids, FUCK YEAH!
Las Vegas, FUCK YEAH!
Christmas, FUCK YEAH!
Immigrants, FUCK YEAH!
Popeye, FUCK YEAH!
Demarcates, FUCK YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(fuck yeah, fuck yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books
^never seen so profanity in just one post^
LOL thats another "ointlesspay ostpay"
but then agian this is the HOOKA

[Jale]

I can't believe you never heard this song. It's from the Team America: World Police movie :confused:

[Tomtaru]

Have you ever seen my location? not all american movies make it to belgium you know

[Jale]

Mmm... Team America has never seen the light here in my country.

[Tomtaru]

Its a shame it looks like the song sound pretty okay

yay my last post made me a member!!

[PhatPlaya]

but then agian this is the HOOKA

HOOKA-BALI-WOO-WOO?! :biglaugh:

[donkeyknob]

you demerited honka with your carelessness of spelling the great thread's name

[PhatPlaya]

pREACH...

[Tomtaru]

you demerited honka with your carelessness of spelling the great thread's name
totally...

[donkeyknob]

im pREACHin to the quior boys!!!

[PhatPlaya]

Yesh indeed!

[montpics]

This thread is getting bored..... :rolleyes:

[PhatPlaya]

Then let us entertain it..

[donkeyknob]

go view my piercing thread! w00t!

[mhl12]

no i dont really want to look at the thread anymore especially since I read that you pierced something near your testicles

[Tomtaru]

bah thats sick who posted that?...

[the_ghost]

you demerited honka with your carelessness of spelling the great thread's name

sorry I ment HONKA

[Raven]

This thread is getting bored..... :rolleyes:

Yep it does... :glare:

[Jale]

Farting is so relaxing :)

[Raven]

LOL ^ the best thing is that he is right :laugh:

[PhatPlaya]

You shouldn't hold your farts.
Because they go up through your spine and into your brain, then you get shitty ideas.. ;)

[Raven]

LOL wow what an insane conclusions!!! :D

[PhatPlaya]

Not a conclusion, but the beginning of something new..

[Raven]

And if you have shitty ideas you has shitty posts

[PhatPlaya]

PRECISELY..

[Raven]

And if you have shitty post you are making spam

[PhatPlaya]

A post telling me that my posts are shitty is a really shitty post, u kno'?.. :confused:

[Raven]

LOL... it was a joke... never mind... :p

[PhatPlaya]

So was mine.. ;)

[Raven]

^ Yeah yeah whatever...

[mhl12]

and we've reached this stage again... no topic to talk about...

[montpics]

Cop to suspect: Gotcha, it's your picture, stupid! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050526/od_nm/crime_wanted_dc;_ylt=AtX7ycBIJ0LI.dhasKmUxOis0NUE; _ylu=X3oDMTA2YnFncG91BHNlYwNvZA--) :D

[Jale]

Shitty Shitty Shitty :p

[donkeyknob]

titty titty titty!

[PhatPlaya]

itty bitty titty committee..!!

[Jale]

Fart fart fart in Do Minor.

[donkeyknob]

the brown noise O_O

[the_ghost]

http://img266.echo.cx/img266/2169/c644oe.gif

[Tomtaru]

^now thats a good one

[the_ghost]

http://img266.echo.cx/img266/2169/c644oe.gif

i cant see the picture anymore
can anybody else still see it?

shit my signatures gone too, what the hells going on.
there must be something wrong with imageshack

[jv9]

I can see it..

[the_ghost]

I can see it..
lol there must be something wrong my fucking connection damn I thought cable was supposed to be good
i can still see it from imageshack but I cant see it from here

[jv9]

strange... :huh:

[Tomtaru]

I can see it and I have cable.... I can see mine too and they are on imageshack too

[the_ghost]

damn,
then whats going on?

[Jale]

Try clearing the cache, I dunno :mellow:

[donkeyknob]

i havent any problems

[the_ghost]

oh, i can see it now. I dont know why but its back

[Tomtaru]

then,...it is good

btw how do ya get thoose spioler tags with vBcode?

[the_ghost]

then,...it is good

btw how do ya get thoose spioler tags with vBcode?
http://forums.emulator-zone.com/misc.php?do=bbcode#spoiler

[Jale]

Spoilers are cool!

[the_ghost]

Spoilers are cool!


LOL, I agree

[donkeyknob]

thats fucked

[Jale]

Who wants this ring tone?: http://www.rayzyn.net/buy_my_ringtone.html

[Tomtaru]

^thats sooooooooooooooo cool!!!!!!!

[305soldier]

Who wants this ring tone?: http://www.rayzyn.net/buy_my_ringtone.html

aww shit that got stuck in my head.

"im a cunt, fluffy wee cunt"

[PhatPlaya]

Oh that f8ckin' frog..

[montpics]

Continuation of HMMM....Interesting (http://forums.emulator-zone.com/showthread.php?t=3207)

I finally watched the clip. At first I thought NeoGhost was bluffing about that from the other forum and now I am believing it now. Even an old lady joins the crowd!

/me joins the gals.
Ganbare! Ganbare! Ganbare! :D

[Jale]

http://subservientchicken.com/

Interesting :mellow:

Just type what you want the chicken to do and it will :confused:

[Tomtaru]

^try typing "masturbate" (whithout quotes)

[305soldier]

^try typing "masturbate" (whithout quotes)

"SHAME ON YOU!" see just like the chicken.

[donkeyknob]

todays just one of them days

[Jale]

Heh, I have heard that the porn sites will have a ".xxx" suffix on the url. Kewl :p

<< link removed >>

[twobit84]

the blue bus is calling us

[Tomtaru]

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[PhatPlaya]

Heh, I have heard that the porn sites will have a ".xxx" suffix on the url. Kewl :p

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Haha yeah..


Porn-friendly '.xxx' domains approved - [General]
Submitted by Eagle101 on 6/2/2005 8:44:54 PM 9 Comments

Pornographers and their customers soon will have a virtual red light district reserved just for them.

The nonprofit organization responsible for Internet addresses on Wednesday approved ".xxx" domains, a move that reverses the group's earlier position and heads off a potential political spat with conservative U.S. politicians. The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) said it's working with the ICM Registry to finalize remaining details, meaning the porn-friendly set of .xxx domains should be available by the end of the year. Other top-level domains still awaiting a decision from ICANN are .asia, .mail and .tel.

Stuart Lawley, chairman of the ICM Registry, could not be immediately reached for comment. In an interview last year, Lawley said that .xxx domain names would cost around $75 and come with no restrictions except that any sexually explicit content feature only adults. "Apart from child pornography, which is completely illegal, we're really not in the content-monitoring business," Lawley said. The ICM Registry plans to handle the technical aspects of running the master database of .xxx sex sites. A second, nonprofit organization called the International Foundation For Online Responsibility will be in charge of setting the rules for .xxx. It's intended to have a seven-person board of directors, including a child advocacy advocate, a free-expression aficionado and someone from the adult entertainment industry. ICANN's vote represents an abrupt turnabout from the group's earlier stance. In November 2000, the ICANN staff objected to the .xxx domain and rejected ICM Registry's first application.

Politicians quickly lambasted the 2000 decision. At a hearing a few months later, Rep. Fred Upton, R-Mich., demanded to know why ICANN didn't approve .xxx "as a means of protecting our kids from the awful, awful filth, which is sometimes widespread on the Internet." Sen. Joseph Lieberman, D-Conn., complained to a federal commission that .xxx was necessary to force adult Webmasters to "abide by the same standard as the proprietor of an X-rated movie theater." (Click here for a PDF of Lieberman's testimony.) Even though the ICM Registry's approach is designed to be free-speech-friendly, the American Civil Liberties Union has expressed concern about .xxx domains. One worry is that some nations may force sites dealing with sensitive topics like homosexuality or birth control into the .xxx zone, where they can be easily blocked.

[donkeyknob]

lets say my country bans .xxx access, how would i be able to get my dose of blue movies?

[305soldier]

a p2p program.

[the_ghost]

hmmm. ".xxx", I guess that will make it easier to stop little kids from visiting porn sites. Which is a good thing because once I cought my little brother surfing a porn site
oh if your wondering about all the quotes... un dont know I was just bored I guess

but seriously now parents will be able to easily block porn sites from being viewed by little kids.
I really dont care, I get all my porn from bootleg dvd's that they sell on the streets over here. Hey for $5 a dvd you cant go wrong, its better than having to subscribe to a porn site.
Thats one of the upsides about living in New York, there are bootleggers
selling cd's/dvd's on every corner.

[Fable]

Omg, E-Z has turned into a spam zone... this... is beyond my wildest dreams... and it sickens me.

[montpics]

Welcome back, Fable. :)

How's your vacation? :p