HONKA-BALI-WOO-WOO

[ScotchGuy]

Originally posted by onewecallgod@Nov 30 2004, 07:10 PM
i guess since scotchguy told me to shut up, i should because hes king
Now you've got it. But you've accidently left out the part about me being better at running and my ability to jump higher.

EmoAnime: Read the rules, everything you need is clearly stated in the rules. The rules can be found under the "rules" section of "Rules Parts 1-342"

For more rules consult your parents/teachers/pets. If that does not suffice your rules, rules rules rules.... rules.

If you want to open a new window on the internet, do that too, this will enhance your ability to view new windows on the internet.

[SladeXR]

Originally posted by Neco@Dec 1 2004, 02:11 AM
His avatar gives me nightmares, but hes not that scary
No, he's ugly ;)

[onewecallgod]

Originally posted by Jet Set Willy+Nov 30 2004, 10:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jet Set Willy &#064; Nov 30 2004, 10:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by onewecallgod@Dec 1 2004, 01:32 AM

Originally posted by Jet Set Willy@Nov 30 2004, 02:53 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-onewecallgod@Nov 30 2004, 07:41 PM
Waz, ram isnt all that expensive....
OH THANK YOU FOR THAT. I DID NOT REALISE, I THOUGHT RAM WAS MADE OF GOLD

Not everybody has their parents to lend them money when they don&#39;t have any spare, idiot.
umm ok.... and no my parents dont pay for my computer stuff. new stick of ram is just &#036;30. even i have that type of money
BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS PROVIDE FOR YOU AND YOU DON&#39;T HAVE TO PAY OTHER THINGS MORON. JUST BECAUSE &#036;30 IS A SMALL AMOUNT OF MONEY DOESN&#39;T MEAN THAT EVERYBODY ALWAYS HAS THAT AMOUNT SPARE. [/b][/quote]
OK LOUD AND CLEAR. SORRY IF I OFFENDED YOU. LETS TYPE IN MORE CAPS

oh and if it helps at all, all brand name ram manufacturers offer lifetime warrently, while some of the shitty generic ones do. just send your ram back to them and theyll probably send you a new stick

[hitmonlee]

i dont have &#036;30 i only get paid once a month and its already one day late :(

[KidneyKai]

I remember when Mark asked me about the theory of relativetly. I just gave him a blank stare. He put me in hospital. He stole my wallet&#33; You owe me 38p, bub&#33;

[Jale]

What the hell is this thread about? :huh:

[SladeXR]

generic bullshit

[KidneyKai]

Be on the news this was. (http://www.sorryeverybody.com)

[JAppi]

I hope you all die.

[MONKEY_NUTS]

Originally posted by JAppi@Dec 2 2004, 02:56 AM
I hope you all die.
You first..

[Jale]

Why do we have to die? We&#39;re already dead&#33;&#33;&#33;

http://www.cupojo.net/1images/grim.gif

[SladeXR]

Originally posted by JAppi@Dec 2 2004, 01:56 AM
I hope you all die.
We&#39;ll all die eventially but I hope you die sooner than my grand grand mother :D

[hailsamr]

hello :rolleyes:

[SladeXR]

I get weary of my GBA. I want that new DS shit. I wonder when it comes out?

[WellWellWell]

Hmmm.... sticky.

[onewecallgod]

yes, i got bored

[ScotchGuy]

Are you kidding me? You actually bothered deleting that?

Dare you to delete this, haha, I&#39;m so glad I took a screenshot, I knew you were a faux slick cunt.

http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Yrtlzmo-...allohmahgod.JPG (http://server2.uploadit.org/files/Yrtlzmo-onewecallohmahgod.JPG)

[Lefteris_D]

Baiting again? You never learn, do you?

[Jet Set Willy]

Funny how you automatically defend your choice of moderators, because you&#39;d hate to be wrong about your moronic decisions. I mean, MHAQS??&#33;??&#33;?&#33; Filthy, lying stealing racist scum?

Just because somebody doesn&#39;t agree with you doesn&#39;t mean they haven&#39;t "learned". You need to take a look at yourself - you&#39;re awful, Terris.

[WellWellWell]

Wow, I missed something...

[Lefteris_D]

Originally posted by WellWellWell@Dec 4 2004, 09:28 PM
Wow, I missed something...
Yeah. Waz is probably pissed because of the two threads that were deleted this morning. You know, the ones Zidane made and Waz with his friend Codeine trolled to death.

All the moderators were given the freedom to abuse their powers a few weeks ago. Sorry for not sending you a news bulletin about it.

Btw, Waz, I hope you remember that trolling is not allowed in the forum so keep yourself out of threads that are being trolled until a moderator handles them. There is no point in getting yourself in trouble as well.

[WellWellWell]

Why did you delete them? I can see closing them, but deleting? I didn&#39;t even get to read the rest of it...

[Lefteris_D]

I didn&#39;t even get to read the rest of it...
I&#39;m sure you can find alot of trolling material on the net. Here however trolling threads are deleted.


Btw, Onewecallgod&#39;s statement of abuse of power refers in making Honka sticky. Waz is probably trying to make drama again as usual because he found a small excuse.

[Jet Set Willy]

I&#39;m not even the one who complained. I was complaining about the way an absolute fucking cretin is allowed to make decisions affecting other people.

You&#39;re useless Lefteris. You can&#39;t do anything right. You&#39;ve fucked up this site, everything you make is horrible, and you&#39;ve got no personality. You constantly, passive aggressively bully people because for some horrid reason you&#39;ve been let loose on those controls you love so much, and before anybody gets a chance to set the record straight you delete, close and generally do whatever you can to make sure that your idiot logic and simpleton ways don&#39;t get rebutted. You don&#39;t have a clue what you&#39;re doing, you&#39;re entirely in denial about how you screw things up, and you don&#39;t realise that you&#39;re a joke even to people outside of this site. If you really care about Emulator-Zone, you&#39;d stop lying to yourself and just fuck off. The members want you out (the ones who can write their own names and count up to 100, anyway), it&#39;s even been voted publically that you cause more harm here than anybody else.

[WellWellWell]

Harsh. The truth is harsh.

edit: I&#39;m glad you fixed that typo. I would hate to see how Lefteris would make a fool of himself if he actually noticed it.

[Jet Set Willy]

Go ahead Lefteris. Post that quote from me you love so much. The one where I say that I troll because I can. It only proves that you&#39;ve only one train of thought. No need to delete your post. Go on, post it again.

People who actually understand other people realise what I meant there, why I said it, and why it has nothing to do with anything.

[Lefteris_D]

Originally posted by Jet Set Willy@Dec 4 2004, 10:16 PM
Go ahead Lefteris. Post that quote from me you love so much. The one where I say that I troll because I can. It only proves that you&#39;ve only one train of thought. No need to delete your post. Go on, post it again.
I troll because people take the bait. Fuck, it&#39;s not like I spend hours here. This is just a place to fill up my time when I&#39;ve fuck-all left to do.

I troll because I can. I knew people like you are worse than me. I like upsetting you. I&#39;m better than you.

I troll because I can act out an egotistical persona on people with no wits about them. Places like this attract some of the stupidest people imaginable. You squirm so easily. I can play this character which doesn&#39;t really exist, and you bite the hook.

[Jet Set Willy]

And you know what else, Terry? Zidane&#39;s threads got the replies they deserved. He posted a lot of crap - and then got critical but non-flammatory answers in return. He then decided to laugh us off, call us inferior and insist that we aren&#39;t elligible to join in with his conversation. BUT YOU DIDN&#39;T UNDERSTAND THAT, DID YOU LEFTERIS? You&#39;ve a very simple brain. You see somebody with a negative opinion about something, and just think "TROLLING. DELETE THREAD. REMEMBER LATER. VICTIMIZE INNOCENT PEOPLE. I WILL ENJOY THIS. IT INVOLVES BUTTONS AND MENIAL ADMINISTRATION."

Think about what you&#39;ve just quoted from me Lefteris. You might want to get somebody without a severe social dysfunction to help you. It was posted ages ago, for no reason other than to provoke you into showing your true colours (at that time we generally all realized that you were incapable of forming a valid reply to anything, and would just retort by blindly quoting the only passages your brain could understand. It pleases me that months later, you&#39;re still doing it), and make you realize that nobody has respect for this site after you spread your filthy juices all over it. Most people knew this, and understood. Most people are also able to take into account that I&#39;m amongst the only people who post useful, non-stock replies to questions here. You are incapable of understanding any of this.

I find it hilarious that you keep quotes from me stored away for quick retrieval. It really shows what sort of person you are.

[Lefteris_D]

Bye.

[Jet Set Willy]

Have a nice fucking day.

[SladeXR]

Not that I support Waz, Scotch or even Monkey nut sucker but Zidane&#39;s bullshit threads deserve nothing but replies like those. My English grammar is bad and my vocabulary isn&#39;t wide but I can read and understand the written quite well. So when I try to read this guy&#39;s crap it always looks to me as if someone got some random words and put them in a paragraph without order (respectively without sense)...

[onewecallgod]

Originally posted by Lefteris_D@Dec 4 2004, 01:58 PM
Btw, Onewecallgod&#39;s statement of abuse of power refers in making Honka sticky. Waz is probably trying to make drama again as usual because he found a small excuse.
no lefteris, he wasnt trying to use that as a reason to flame and it was pretty obvious. at this point, youre just looking for shit to blame on waz, not once did he ever quote me on that.

and to clear it up, i stickied honka because i was bored and made a joke by saying that i abused my powers to do so.

and strangely, lefteris is no longer admin....

[Jet Set Willy]

He de-admined himself.

Last time he did that, it was an attention-seeking move, which brought GHDpro back into play, and a bunch of absolutely hideous changes.

[onewecallgod]

i thought the "bye" meant he was banning you again.... guess not

[ScotchGuy]

I&#39;m glad that my post helped bring all of this about, Lefteris is gone.

[MONKEY_NUTS]

Originally posted by Lefteris_D@Dec 4 2004, 08:24 PM
Bye.
Better not be an april fools.. <_<

[SladeXR]

Seems you won <_<
whatever...

[Jet Set Willy]

How has anybody won? Either he&#39;ll come back or the site will be left without an admin at all.

[onewecallgod]

either way its a lose/lose situation. but losing without an admin doesnt suck as much

[WellWellWell]

Waz just put most of my thoughts into words. I wish I could convey my thoughts like that.

Edit: I don&#39;t blindly support Waz. He just so happens to be right... a lot. I hate to say it. In fact, it really makes me upset, but what can you do? For the record and all that.

[Jet Set Willy]

I feel bad when I agree with me too.

[onewecallgod]

why&#39;d you call him "Terry"?

[WellWellWell]

Because he hates that name. I hate that name too. It is the name of my father.

[Jet Set Willy]

Because Lefteris -> Lefterry -> Terry

[Nick]

Please show us that you have at least a little bit of self respect and don&#39;t come back, despite posts current and that are to follow.

[Gohan]

i&#39;m back i guess,
an old OG triple member from
ez in 02

[Jale]

What happened to you Lefteris_D? Has someone kicked you from your Administrators throne? :blink:

[MONKEY_NUTS]

Originally posted by JAPPsmash@Dec 5 2004, 05:58 PM
What happened to you Lefteris_D? Has someone kicked you from your Administrators throne? :blink:
Quiet, EZ noob... <_<

[Splize]

Wow its a full house today.


So who wants to be admin?

[KidneyKai]

What the bloody hell?&#33; I come back from work and I... can&#39;t remember.. Must go sleeeeep.

[SladeXR]

Originally posted by Splize@Dec 5 2004, 08:11 PM
Wow its a full house today.


So who wants to be admin?
Meh

I&#39;m gonna ban ya all&#33;

[Badger]

:-(

I hate being on holiday, I miss all the fun.


I did see Chuck Norris though in the airport though, which is reasonable compenstation.

[WellWellWell]

I would&#39;ve rather seen Chuck Norris. I would&#39;ve asked him why his Total Gym didn&#39;t do crap for my grandmother..

[SladeXR]

Bad idea. He&#39;d probably kick you in the chin (Texas Ranger style). :ph34r:

[onewecallgod]

wow.... people post more in honka when lefty is gone......

[onewecallgod]

ok, i just perma banned the dude who kept posting the free nintendo DS shit. gotta love 999 day suspensions :D

[Splize]

I hate when people do permanent bans.

[ScotchGuy]

I hate babies and daffodils.

[MONKEY_NUTS]

Originally posted by ScotchGuy@Dec 6 2004, 05:50 AM
I hate babies and daffodils.
Hey, how can you hate dafodils they are so sexy and taste good with a bit of oil. :angry:

[hitmonlee]

fucking life :(

[Zidane]

I hate all humanity, there is no reason for beings to live in such imaculate numbers, I mean 6 billion come on. I would thimk that 20 million is enough already.

[Jale]

Originally posted by Zidane@Dec 6 2004, 12:42 PM
I hate all humanity, there is no reason for beings to live in such imaculate numbers, I mean 6 billion come on. I would thimk that 20 million is enough already.
Maybe we should live above the sea in the future when there&#39;s not even a bit of land :P

[TGS]

Originally posted by Zidane@Dec 6 2004, 05:42 PM
I hate all humanity, there is no reason for beings to live in such imaculate numbers, I mean 6 billion come on. I would thimk that 20 million is enough already.
Why don&#39;t you go ahead and take the first step by killing yourself then, Mr. Opinion?

[Jet Set Willy]

Originally posted by Zidane@Dec 6 2004, 04:42 PM
I hate all humanity, there is no reason for beings to live in such imaculate numbers, I mean 6 billion come on. I would thimk that 20 million is enough already.
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=immaculate

What was it you were saying about being able to use any word thrown at you? Or am I just not "special" enough to "keep up" with your thinking?

Or, and this is just speculation, are you a silly fucking bitch?

[Dead Zed]

Thats what&#39;ya get for being eele.. illitt...litti...elitrate... stupid. :P ;)

[KidneyKai]

Honey, I&#39;m home&#33;

[Badger]

Ian Pearson

[KidneyKai]

waay, Badger&#33;&#33; Nice shoes, wanna funk? I grow lonely without my dear Wazly and I feel like doing the boogie boogie.

Edit: Probably old news but I found this and thought I&#39;d share anyway:

http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

[Badger]

Get back on MSN.

[1337 Hacker]

cool

[WellWellWell]

There&#39;s a Catholic school near my old house called Immaculate Conception.... I always wondered what it meant, but never bothered to look it up. Good thing we have stupid people that want to sound smart by using big words. Oh, and thanks for people that can spot their mistakes and show them to everyone else. Otherwise, I&#39;d have never known.

[ScotchGuy]

Immaculate conception, hahahahahaha.

"I didn&#39;t have sex I swear, um, it was an angel"
"Okay, that&#39;s good Mary, you&#39;re still a virgin then"

One of the better stories the christians believe. One person created the world you know, oh and dinosaurs never existed, and the entire world was flooded but good ol&#39; Noah got all the animals in the world onto one boat and saved the earth.

[Nick]

This is going to make me seem like a reactionary of some kind or a crazed Christian - but I&#39;d like to intervene.

Immaculate conception is not a title Christian concept - it&#39;s a mix of a few things that mingles and mixes with mainly Catholicism, some Orthodox belief but with exceptions as to the definitions of what Immaculate conception is and to where it actually applies - This is different from the traditional belief Christian belief Virgin Birth but this is far too much for me to explain in one shot - I don&#39;t know nearly enough to speak about it in detail or explain it. There are endless volumes which try to suggest how the Virgin Mary became with child, ranging from from divine intervention to parthenogenesis.

Almost everything in the bible is not meant to be taken literally.

And as for the pregnancy without sex - that&#39;s not so much of an absurd Christian thing and concept as it looks to be. Greeky Greeky :P but - long before, something like that can be, for instance found in Greek Mythology. Semele, daughter of King Cadmus of Thebes was given a drink with the powdered heart of a dead offspring of the gods, Zagreus, and upon drinking it, became pregrant bore Dionysus, who would be a son of the god, Zeus.

[ScotchGuy]

Right... even if it&#39;s not just a christian idea though they still believe that Mary gave birth to Jesus without having sexual intercourse, and despite the obvious point that most of the bible should not be taken literally the majority of christians do just that.

I can tell you how she had jesus, she had sex, with a man. The bible is a book full of exaggerations written down by crazies who thought god was talking to them.

[Jale]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[onewecallgod]

Originally posted by JAPPsmash@Dec 7 2004, 10:44 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
seriously, stop making stupid replies....

[Jale]

I can tell you how she had jesus, she had sex, with a man. The bible is a book full of exaggerations written down by crazies who thought god was talking to them.

For the first time ever, I REALLY agree with you.

[Corey4666]

Originally posted by ScotchGuy@Dec 8 2004, 03:25 AM
Mary gave birth to Jesus without having sexual intercourse
that dont make sense?&#33; where u hear that from anyways?

[hitmonlee]

mary wasn&#39;t a virgin ffs&#33;

lol

such a liar that mary

did they have turkey basters back then?

[Zach]

Did god bust on her chest ?

[Jale]

On her chest??? :huh:
Mmm... Don&#39;t know, maybe :rolleyes:

[onewecallgod]

Originally posted by Corey4666+Dec 8 2004, 12:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Corey4666 @ Dec 8 2004, 12:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ScotchGuy@Dec 8 2004, 03:25 AM
Mary gave birth to Jesus without having sexual intercourse
that dont make sense?&#33; where u hear that from anyways? [/b][/quote]
the bible........

[Jale]

Originally posted by onewecallgod+Dec 8 2004, 01:47 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (onewecallgod @ Dec 8 2004, 01:47 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Corey4666@Dec 8 2004, 12:17 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-ScotchGuy@Dec 8 2004, 03:25 AM
Mary gave birth to Jesus without having sexual intercourse
that dont make sense?&#33; where u hear that from anyways?
the bible........ [/b][/quote]
Where exactly? Chapter? Versicle? :huh:

[onewecallgod]

if youve never heard of the virgin mary, then youve been living in a rock. i&#39;m not even christian and i know about it. the virgin mary is the woman who shot out jesus christ.

[Zach]

omg she shot jesus ? wtf &#33;11

[hitmonlee]

Originally posted by Neco@Dec 8 2004, 01:35 PM
Did god bust on her chest ?
yeah she was cheating on joseph with god, so she said it just happened, "immaculate conception"

:rolleyes:

[Dead Zed]

Originally posted by Neco@Dec 8 2004, 06:36 AM
omg she shot jesus ? wtf &#33;11
That&#39;s gotta be the first deicide.. Ehr, first demi-deicide...Ehr, first Christian demi-deicide... God damn religion....Ehr...

[Zach]

Congratulations for making no fucking sense whatsoever

[Jale]

Originally posted by onewecallgod@Dec 8 2004, 02:32 AM
if youve never heard of the virgin mary, then youve been living in a rock. i&#39;m not even christian and i know about it. the virgin mary is the woman who shot out jesus christ.
I don&#39;t read the bible and of course I know who she is <_<

[onewecallgod]

holy crap thats a lot of posts gone <_<

[Dead Zed]

Originally posted by Neco@Dec 8 2004, 09:01 AM
Congratulations for making no fucking sense whatsoever
I take pride in not making sense&#33;

[iLLisioN]

Feels great to be back, although this does feel different ...

[onewecallgod]

Originally posted by iLLisioN@Dec 9 2004, 12:27 PM
Feels great to be back, although this does feel different ...
of course its different. i dont remember you from the old days, but this place sucks now. enjoy being controlled by someone who doesnt like any criticism whatsoever.

[Edea]

Wow what have I missed lately? :unsure:

[ScotchGuy]

Fancy locks of clam.

[Lefteris_D]

Originally posted by onewecallgod+Dec 10 2004, 04:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (onewecallgod &#064; Dec 10 2004, 04:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-iLLisioN@Dec 9 2004, 12:27 PM
Feels great to be back, although this does feel different ...
of course its different. i dont remember you from the old days, but this place sucks now. enjoy being controlled by someone who doesnt like any criticism whatsoever.[/b][/quote]
My dear you onewecallgod are being incorrect again. There is a huge difference between normal criticism/feedback and harassment/insults. I simply got fed up with having to deal with the same drama every couple of days and did the same thing hundreds of forum administrators are doing all over the world.

You are old enough to know the difference between harassment and criticism, are you?

[onewecallgod]

hold a second there buddy. he offered to write pages for the site and why didnt you fucking take them?? his verbal skills are infinitly better than yours (probably because english isnt your first language). why i have to ask? its obviously personal. you&#39;d rather let this site have poorly written material (therefore rot and die), so that youre able to say that you have a victory over Waz. get over the fucking personal shit. this forum/site isnt the place for you to show your humongous ego, this place is for us to learn about emulation. maybe if you would follow the ladder, this place wouldnt be the shithole it is now

i&#39;m old enough to know the difference between criticism and harassment. i&#39;m also old enough to know that if you cant take criticism well (if at all) then you get harassed. people dont just harass others for fun; they do it when theyre thoroughly frustrated

theres a fine line between harassment and trying to get through your thick skull

[Lefteris_D]

Listen. This whole "dont fuck with me" attitude by me has a deeper meaning.

It is meant to show him that he can&#39;t insult a person every single day and expect no negative consequence especially if that person is the forum administrator. Even if that is meant as a joke it is still bad as many people do take it seriously(refering to his hostile attitude).

He can expect his ban to end at around 8 more hours(17:15 CET?) as it was originally planned. At that time I&#39;ll be more than happy to accept any help he has to offer(It&#39;s true that I could use it) provided that this hostile attitude stops.

Perhaps the only thing I meant in a previous post is that this is where I draw the line... and that goes for all.

[ScotchGuy]

This is a forum on the internet. I just want to be sure everyone is still on the same page here.

[Lefteris_D]

Early ban lifts for both Slade and Waz. Just don&#39;t ask why.

[Jet Set Willy]

Let&#39;s just say that I give good head.

[Lefteris_D]

Let&#39;s end this whole mess.

Reply sent.

[SladeXR]

10x
Glad to be back here earlier.

[iLLisioN]

Damn, this place has changed, lol. (but for the better)

[WellWellWell]

Gosh. I miss everything.

Soooo... who got banned and who was allowed back?

[onewecallgod]

Waz and SladeXR

[KidneyKai]

KK confused. :( Must kill mice. I&#39;ve been led to believe that they might be the cause of the forcoming Apocalypse. Need headstart. Its like the Terminator films, but with Mice, man&#33;

[Motoko]

this place reminds me of a ghetto with hoes roaming the streets.

[SladeXR]

Word
Watch yo ass nigga shit&#33;

Hey Scotch, what were the other words I should start using?

[Splize]

Dont be tRippin OR my FoOt will tRiP in yo aSs

[Splize]

Yo whats the deal with the moderating team, like half the guys dont even come on this board anymore?

[ScotchGuy]

The genius that is Lefteris. He decided it would be a good idea to get moderators who never visit.

[Motoko]

This ones for Wazy-boo


No way to control it
it&#39;s totally automatic
...
Look what you&#39;re doin&#39; to me
I&#39;m utterly at your whim
.
No way to control it
it&#39;s totally automatic
...

[KidneyKai]

Damn, I can&#39;t find a pencil sharpener. I only have my pencil. :(

[MONKEY_NUTS]

Originally posted by KidneyKai@Dec 12 2004, 10:43 PM
Damn, I can&#39;t find a pencil sharpener. I only have my pencil. :(
You could walk here, to use my pencil sharpener.

[Badger]

Spaghetti is from China, but Italians make it best
Ants can make and ant hill, and monkeys make a mess.

[ScotchGuy]

Hungary isn&#39;t hungry
And French fries aren&#39;t from France
Turkeys aren&#39;t from Turkey, they can&#39;t fly but they can dance

But where, where do they make Balloons?

Amazing incredible song, I love you now.

[El Fugitivo]

Coincidence? I was listening to No&#33; earlier today (Porno can verify this).

[Jet Set Willy]

I was listening to it the day before that, Scotch can verify piss.

[Zach]

And I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about


Yes, everything seems in order&#33;

[iLLisioN]

Im guessing this is a free for all thread? I like it, lol. :D

[Zach]

You are on the right track to a healthy Honka experience. Now all you need is to post something so stupidly retarded and unrelated to the previous conversation that everyone would hate you were it a normal thread

[onewecallgod]

Neco gives good head

[iLLisioN]

Im looking for the address of Mr.Willy Wonka.

[Jale]

がらくた&#33; がらくた&#33; ちょうどがらくた&#33;&#33;&#33; なんと混乱&#33;&#33; か&#33; :P

[Zach]

I give good head ?

Hey I&#39;m not the one whos moderator....

[iLLisioN]

GGG <----guess what that means, :)

[Jale]

Mmm... I give up. What does it mean?

[iLLisioN]

Gary Goes Golfing, j/k. Google it&#33;

[KidneyKai]

Let us bow to the new King; King Markus Gold ingus the VII

[iLLisioN]

ok fine, here my god... :)


http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/8/web/260000-260999/260457_23.jpg

[Jale]

WTF??? :huh: I though Alf was dead :lol:

[iLLisioN]

His back, and looks like his ready for some action, lol :)

[Badger]

You are a cunt.

[SladeXR]

I remember that xylophone singing: "You are a fucking cunt"
Someone still has the link?


EDIT: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I found it:

XYLOPHONE (http://www.limmy.com/playthings/xylophone/)

[Jet Set Willy]

picture books
thrown out by your mama
chewed on by a kitten
and buried in the snow

[iLLisioN]

Originally posted by Badger@Dec 13 2004, 09:29 PM
You are a cunt.
I never knew a 5 year old had that kind of vocabulary. Good job&#33;

[slbrown]

off the hizzle for sizzle my nizzle :ph34r:

[Splize]

hahaaha look who came crawling back

[iLLisioN]

ok, i know you want it, here&#33;&#33; :)

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/8/web/260000-260999/260457_28.jpg

[Jale]

WOW&#33; :blink: My board already got 100 posts in less than 1 hour&#33;&#33;&#33;

[slbrown]

good for you
next goal: 101 post/per hour

[Splize]

Originally posted by JAPPsmash@Dec 14 2004, 07:49 PM
WOW&#33; :blink: My board already got 100 posts in less than 1 hour&#33;&#33;&#33;
Too bad your all jus talking giberish you lier

[Jet Set Willy]

"Robin Hood is a gay panty-robber &#33;"

That&#39;s a failure in logic. Men don&#39;t wear panties. I suppose some gay men might wear panties, but they&#39;d likely offer them to Robin. He need not employ underhand techniques.

[Jale]

Oh man&#33; That GamePark Thingy is a pain in the ass&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:
So different buttons to start a game and the "Loading" stuff :blink:

[iLLisioN]

does it have an auto-masterbate button?

[SladeXR]

It has an auto fellatio feature I think :ph34r:

[iLLisioN]

damn, all you had to do was ask,

http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/8/web/260000-260999/260457_29.jpg

[onewecallgod]

sweet....

[MONKEY_NUTS]

MEH (http://www.gamesarefun.com/consoles/psp/pspdefect2.mov)

[onewecallgod]

looks sweet, but too bad it cant play dvds

[Jale]

Haha, it can be used as a weapon though... :lol: Look at that defect...

[MONKEY_NUTS]

LIST OF DEFECTS (http://www.gamesarefun.com/news.php?newsid=4010)

Thats what you get if you buy a psp.

[Jale]

That&#39;s because Sony has no experience about making handheld consoles.

[onewecallgod]

sony doesnt have experience sucking dicks either

[ssj-jonny]

crazy crazy people...

my xmas tree is teh pwn

[KidneyKai]

Twist?

[Jale]

Hey, why not opening an IRC channel of Emulator-Zone?

[KidneyKai]

I thought there was one. God knows where though.

[Lefteris_D]

Originally posted by JAPPsmash@Dec 16 2004, 12:39 AM
Hey, why not opening an IRC channel of Emulator-Zone?
There is already one. Nobody is using it though.

#emulator-zone @ irc.dal.net

[Jale]

Oh wow :( so lonely, just like my forum... so silent...

[KidneyKai]

Whoa, geez&#33; You scared me with that Dr. Evil avatar. Nearly had a heart attack. I&#39;m gonna go have a lie down.

[Jale]

Mac&#39;s ads...

http://s03.imagehost.org/0588/DrEvil.jpg

[Tingram]

*post*
mmorpgs consume your soul
*leaves for mmorpg again*

[onewecallgod]

oh my fucking god, its Tingram.......

[Tingram]

haha, yeah

edit: but its no joke about the mmorpgs... that really explains my basence for the past.... too many months to count

edit: oh and I&#39;ll probably check this topic once again tommorow before slinking away again... so meh, that&#39;s about it.

[Splize]

Oh good old timmy

[Badger]

T
I
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G
R
A
M

[Jale]

Fell by Tingram&#39;s hypnotic spell? :blink:

[Badger]

Tingram. We miss you.

[KidneyKai]

Yeah, get your ass back here, bub&#33;

[Splize]

Everone is all of a sudden showing up

[WellWellWell]

It is nice to see all the old people back. Blah blah blah....

But, seriously...

[Tingram]

meh... I dunno if I&#39;ll really actually come back... mmorpg&#39;s pulls are too strong...... Im actually impressed I remembered my password for EZ.... since I forgot most others such as MSN... well actually I might remember my MSN password, just not my loginname........

is assuming wellwellwell is Waz a poor assumption, as Im assuming it is?

[onewecallgod]

wellwellwell is junkiemani think
waz is using his 7th username (all previous ones were banned) and he&#39;s jetsetwilly

[Tingram]

I see... meh on retrospect wellx3 didn&#39;t really talk like how Waz would at all, so meh.

Forums do seem kinda empty though, but it could just be me?

[onewecallgod]

it is empty, about <50 posts a day

[Splize]

No, I think WellWellWell is that helterskelter guy?





......ummmm junkieman as well

[onewecallgod]

shit im retarded.... how the hell did i confuse scotch guy with junkie man....ooops sorry

[hitmonlee]

MMPORGS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

such a cool word

what are you up to tonight

MMPRORGING

[ScotchGuy]

What are you on about and why are you saying my name?&#33;##&#036;4refd445fgh

[WellWellWell]

junkieman
helterskelter
scaryinternetguy

[Jet Set Willy]

ScotchGuy

[iLLisioN]

Does pick rhyme with dick?

[SladeXR]

Where&#39;s that guy - <><>
Did he change nick or simply not posting?

[Jale]

Maybe they changed name because the 3 above have been deleted, perhaps :huh:

[onewecallgod]

Where's that guy - <><>
Did he change nick or simply not posting?
he hasnt posted in like a year

[iLLisioN]

jet set willy reminds me of someone, but who can it be !?!?

[Lefteris_D]

He is Waz.

[iLLisioN]

lmao, that explains alot of things.

[Jet Set Willy]

You remind me of someone.

the3vil1 (http://s05.imagehost.org/0528/evil1.PNG)
the3vil1 (http://s05.imagehost.org/0528/evil2.PNG)

You're so stupid I can smell you from miles off. You're an illiterate shitbag. You lie about owning nice cars, you steal other people's art and then claim to have drawn it yourself, you're a long running joke on this and other forums, and you are a habitual bullshitter. Have a nice day, loser.

Oh, and you're a classic stereotype. You're from Israel, and you spend your days on the Internet perving over children and escorts. You even insult like an Israelite - please, save your PMs. If I want to hear a braindamaged uncultured shitbag call somebody a "dirty dog", I can watch vidcaps of Comical Ali.

[iLLisioN]

I see that you are very insecure about yourself(you know why). I suggest a pound of rat-poison to cure you once and for all. Hey look, you found a thread which you cannot screw up, good for you.

[Lefteris_D]

iLLisioN shut up right now or I'll ban you for a week.

I'll go clean up your crap from the other thread now.

[iLLisioN]

ban me? you cant be serious, waz should be the one who you should consider banning. He began this whole crap anyway.

[Lefteris_D]

I dont care. Just take the first step and stop first.

If you want a flame war take it to the private messages instead.

[iLLisioN]

ok, no problem.

[Lefteris_D]

It all started because you said that you like to use a filesharing program that does not share. That makes you a leecher and nobody likes leechers.

That is all.

[Jet Set Willy]

I dont care. Just take the first step and stop first.

I already did that - it was clouded by him carrying on and people joining in. Now it's been made public knowledge that he is the3vil1, I'm finished with it.

It's a really bad idea to tell somebody who has just been accused of being a PM-pest to take things to PM, btw... now I'll have to test the ignore functions of Invision.

[iLLisioN]

It all started because you said that you like to use a filesharing program that does not share. That makes you a leecher and nobody likes leechers.

That is all.

What kind of place is this? People have to watch what they say or else they will upset the old-geezers on this forum? Go Fuck Yourselves (especially waz a.k.a retard of emulator-zone)

That is all.

[iLLisioN]

I already did that - it was clouded by him carrying on and people joining in. Now it's been made public knowledge that he is the3vil1, I'm finished with it.

It's a really bad idea to tell somebody who has just been accused of being a PM-pest to take things to PM, btw... now I'll have to test the ignore functions of Invision.

You are one fucked up little girl. Fuck you, end of story.

[Lefteris_D]

What kind of place is this? People have to watch what they say or else they will upset the old-geezers on this forum? Go Fuck Yourselves (especially waz a.k.a retard of emulator-zone)

That is all.
No, that's not true. Just don't give in to baits, ok?

[iLLisioN]

baits? now i have to watch out for baits?, lmao , I'll try man, i really will...sorry for all the shit disturbing btw but someone has to speak up to show the true thief sometimes.

[TGS]

Thank you, Mandela!

[Lefteris_D]

You are one fucked up little girl. Fuck you, end of story.
See you in 7 days, end of story.

[Splize]

What kind of place is this? People have to watch what they say or else


Its called communism



BTW lefteris the guy appologized man a 7 day ban is too harsh man....

[Jale]

See you in 7 days, end of story.
Wow! just when I though Dr. Evil has gone :)

[Splize]

To me it seems like leftist is trying to not get on Waz's bad side, so hes taking his side, even though he kinda started the fight (No offence Wayne). I mean to tell Illusion to shut up after he was insulted is unjustified.

[Lefteris_D]

Waz has nothing to do with this.

[Jet Set Willy]

I probably do have something to do with my own arguments, actually.

Splize, the guy is racist, lying, kiddie fiddling scum. I don't know if you remember him from before, but do a little research with Google and you will figure out why I am instantly hostile towards him, and will continue to be.

[Lefteris_D]

The thing is that you listen when somebody talks to you. Evil1 however never could... even 2 years ago.

[Jet Set Willy]

You're over-moderating Lefteris. People are going to get pissed off with you.

[Splize]

I probably do have something to do with my own arguments, actually.

Splize, the guy is racist, lying, kiddie fiddling scum. I don't know if you remember him from before, but do a little research with Google and you will figure out why I am instantly hostile towards him, and will continue to be.


Yeah I know what you saying but he hasnt done enough at the moment to be banned again.

[Lefteris_D]

Yeah I know what you saying but he hasnt done enough at the moment to be banned again.
It's temporary. He will be back in a week.

[Jet Set Willy]

And he will act like a jerk, be too stupid to realise it, and this will go on forever and ever until the board is split and fighting, then a bunch of people will get banned, and the forums will become just that little bit worse.

[Lefteris_D]

I know what kind of a person iLLisioN(I still remember him from before) is so don't worry. The next one will be permanent.

[Jet Set Willy]

Alright, that's good.

In other news, I actually bothered learning that "Hearts" game which comes with Windows, today.

[Lefteris_D]

The last time I played that was a couple of years ago at school. It was our only salvation until I brought along the MAME CD's.

Edit: Damn you Waz. I just played it again.

[Jet Set Willy]

It's a good game, better than Solitaire.

[Jale]

I like it too, since I lose all the time :wacko:

[Jet Set Willy]

You're supposed to lose, that's how you win Hearts

[SladeXR]

Hah so illision is actually the3vi1. Nice cover - I was wondering who the hell is he but couldn't figure it out...

[Jale]

You're supposed to lose, that's how you win Hearts
Lose = Win? Now I don't really get it :tomato:

[Jet Set Willy]

You're supposed to get the lowest possible score :-)

[Jale]

That's it! I always get the highest :)

[onewecallgod]

http://img94.exs.cx/img94/3286/half4nu.jpg

[cloud4004]

Please to be gental... It be me first time speaking the english...

[WellWellWell]

Nobody posts anymore. Christmas will never be the same.

[Jet Set Willy]

Even the loneliest old tramp in the world wouldn't come to EZ for company at Xmas time.

[WellWellWell]

Man, I must be the loneliest of the lonely old tramps out there.

Question: What's your favorite cookie Waz?

[Jet Set Willy]

I don't really eat them, and I wouldn't call them cookies.

[WellWellWell]

Why not call them cookies? And, why don't you eat them? Too much sugar?

[Jet Set Willy]

I just don't like them much. And they're biscuits, but naturally being Americans you think that means something else, 'cos you mess up words.

[WellWellWell]

You would call a chocolate chip cooke a chocolate chip biscuit?

[Jet Set Willy]

Yes, I would. I would call a very specific variety of crumbly biscuit a cookie, because that's what it is.

My post count matches my house number right now.

[Splize]

Yes, I would. I would call a very specific variety of crumbly biscuit a cookie, because that's what it is.

My post count matches my house number right now.




Excellent all the facts are adding up...soon iyl find you wayne...soon.

[Jet Set Willy]

395 Wherstead Road
Ipswich
Suffolk
IP2 8LG
England

[Splize]

Ugh yeah thats what I had too...... :ninja: :unsure:

[WellWellWell]

Yes, I would. I would call a very specific variety of crumbly biscuit a cookie, because that's what it is.

Wait... so you would call it a cookie? Or biscuit? I am confused.

[Jet Set Willy]

I know this would happen.

Cookies are a type of biscuit.

[Splize]

Sure buddy from what I know biscuit is just a made-up England word for cookie.

[Jale]

I wanna some cookie :bleh:

[Jet Set Willy]

Sure buddy from what I know biscuit is just a made-up England word for cookie.

Yes. From what you know.

[Splize]

Muhahahahahahahaa

[Jale]

Seems you are a Simpsons fan, Splize...

[WellWellWell]

Excellent observation, Jappsmash.

Waz: I knew this would happen too. I would like to be more aware of the difference between a cookie and a biscuit. Please explain this to us less fortunate, more ignorant hilbillies.

[Jet Set Willy]

Agh, my sarcasm metre can't gauge that last post...

It's not ignorance to call a biscuit a cookie when it's called a cookie where you live.

[Jale]

England and US english are a bit different like Spain and Venezuela spanish does...

[Danny]

You can't compare a country to a language.

[Jale]

It's not the country, it's the way the people speak.

[Danny]

You just don't get it.