HONKA-BALI-WOO-WOO

[AnAutisticDog]

I'm not into fake titties

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Go you for having standards.

[AnAutisticDog]

Standards?


Do Not read unless you have hit puberty
I didn't say I would not titty fuck em

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Well, there goes my theory about standards... :dry:

[Splize]

So is it true that a boob feels like a bag of sand.:mellow:

[AnAutisticDog]

not sand

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Wow. That's a new one.

Sand? Really?

I can't even fathom where you got that one from. In fact, it's scary to even think it.

[AnAutisticDog]

so sad;)

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Yeah. Well. You'll have that.

[onewecallgod]

So is it true that a boob feels like a bag of sand.:mellow:
I have felt breasts with implants before and it really does feel a bit hard. Not quite a bag of sand, but close. Maybe a bag of beans?

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Well, breast implants are another story. They're more like a water balloon stuffed inside a flesh pouch, when you think about it.

It wants to feel natural, but it doesn't. I mean, shit, they can't manage to look natural so why on earth would they feel that way?

[AnAutisticDog]

I have felt breasts with implants before and it really does feel a bit hard. Not quite a bag of sand, but close. Maybe a bag of beans?

I dont think he means just implants

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Yeah, that's not what I got from that either.

[jpcline004]

Wow. That's a new one.

Sand? Really?

I can't even fathom where you got that one from. In fact, it's scary to even think it.

its from the movie 40 year old virgin...

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Oh sure, blame it on pop culture. ^_~*

[haunter=best]

jings
tis been while since i wer on's
last october i believes
i dunno
aint read me siggy in a long times
hehehehehe *maniacl laughter of insaneness*

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Well, yeah. I'd say that means you have some catching up to do. Call me crazy.

[haunter=best]

meh
i catched ups x]
catching up is fun
hehe
furstation xD

[Hrothgar]

Man boobs feel like well tenderized ham cuts that was dropped in the middle of a barber shop.

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Dare we ask how you know this, Hrothgar???

O.O()

[haunter=best]

maybe he's a butcher
and he has them =3

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Well, that's one assumption....not that I'm making it...

I mean, if he IS a butcher...well, I shudder to think what happens to people who say the wrong things to butchers.

Just sayin'....

:unsure: :verysad:

[haunter=best]

my guess is that the send you a nice big chunk of meat

mmmm...
meat *drool*

[Akiko_the_Elf]

Or they force you to BECOME nice, big chunks of meat.... O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[haunter=best]

either way, fun to be had

[Splize]

Here it is

[AnAutisticDog]

GO MEAT.........

[Splize]

Hey anyone know what happened to Anime-Gamer or blackdemontk...man that would make my day.

[AnAutisticDog]

Random song.

Damn.
I'm broke.
My feet hurt.
(Inside the mind of a car jacker)
And that bitch is slippin.
It makes me wanna..creep.
It makes me wanna..creep.

Damn, I'm such a G it's pathetic
Here comes the big-headed
Nigga that's dippin
Sippin on Courvoisier
Goddamn I must havta floss today
Now pimpin aint easy but it's necessary
So I'm chasin bitches like Tom chased Jerry
I'll put the pedal to the flo-uh
In my two-tone Ford Explo-uh
You know how it's done
Sounds bumpin
Ain't that sumthin?
Jumped on the 110
She's flyin in the Blazer
Like "Go Speed Racer"
But I ain't gonna chase her
Like Racer X
But I won't flex
Til it's time to have sex
So when you wanna get togetha?
Cause you know a nigga like me
Is down for whatever

And I'm down for whatever
When I was little I didn't wanna be like Mike
I wanted to be like Ike
Cause
Papa Was A Rolling Stone in the sixties
And he liked green like Bill Bixby
Told me that my best friend was a ten and a twenty
Pokets never skinny
Played let's get it on in the living room
Cause he'll turn the party out sayin, "This is MY muthafuckin house"
And y'all gots to go
Through the door
And if you can't find the door
He'll help you with the four-four
Talkin much shit on the grass
And straight down to blast
I'm still in my p.j.'s
He's in a turtleneck sweater
And we down for whatever

And I'm down
Solid Pro is down for whatever
The Don Jaguar is down for whatever
And it don't seem to stop

Now
I don't talk a lot of shit
But when it's time to get busy with these hos, let's go
Cause I'd rather see a skinhead dead
Then my niggas wearin blue or red
Cause I got the gift
To hit these hos swift
And I'm smellin like a fifth
Of sumthin
Yeah, that's right
I'm standin in the store
Koreans
Act so nice
Cause I got potentials to blow up a Winchells
Donut
And you know what?
I'm Cool Like Dat like Digable Planets
But don't take a nigga for granted
Cause whether it's a verdict of the L.A. four
You just don't know
That this rappin-ass nigga will change with the weather
And be down for whatever

[Mupen64 Man]

GO MEAT.........

Go Meat indeed,

[Jay]

FIRST HONKA POST OF 2009!!!

I can't believe no one has posted here since new years. It's March for God's sake. Don't let Honka die. Post crap. Post it today.

This messege is brought to you by Jay's post to bump Honka and get people posting in it agian.

[AnAutisticDog]

This post was deleted because it did not have the 1.21 Gigawatts to power it.

[Edea]

:happy: .

[Jay]

Holy crap, it's Edea. You emails when someone posts to honka?

[Mupen64 Man]

Wow! Thats a blast from the past! Honka Bali Woo Woo, XD

[Jale]

Bring it on! The legendary Honka!

[AnAutisticDog]

Lets see some pictures. These are some of my favorites.
Some may be NSFW. Click at your own risk.



http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/robocorn.jpg

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/god_warrior.jpg

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/7c98e--TeaBagPrevention11.jpg

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/AutismAvatar2.png
I made this one. ^^


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/Bridget.jpg


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/Canhas.jpg



http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/dirty.jpg


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/fail-owned-education-fail.jpg


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/fail-owned-opposites-school-fail1.jpg


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/MagicCard-OldGreg.jpg


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/macpclinux.gif


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/OldGreg.png


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/TheBigLebowski.jpg


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/WorldofPain.jpg


http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o119/anautisticdog/thereal9-11.jpg

[Mupen64 Man]

That, was awesome.

[Hiroshi]

holy! this thread is STILL going!!???
respect!

[AnAutisticDog]

What is funner than nailing a baby to a tree?

[Mupen64 Man]

What is funner than nailing a baby to a tree?
Um, How about a breakdancing Hobo?

[AnAutisticDog]

Um, How about a breakdancing Hobo?

Ripping it off.

[Mupen64 Man]

Hey, how many Vietnam Veterans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Edea]

While I'm here...BUMP....random post :msn_devil

[RockY]

305 pages only??....

[onewecallgod]

Pretty weak, huh.

[Edea]

aw c'mon guys

[Lefteris_D]

You don't say....

[Edea]

nope..i dont say :P

[Jay]

I never say.

[Jay]

Never, Ever.

[Jale]

"Puta" is such a magical word.

[RockY]

heh... LHDT (P) M

[Auzern]

Whoa!!! I like this! Threads like these are on every friendly forums :D

[Mupen64 Man]

Jesus loves you fellas.

[Splize]

Lefteris_D you live in Athenss..righhtttt?! There is this sandal shop that I saw on T.V once. I believe the craftsman been doing it for many years, and now his son has taken over the buisness...anyways hes made sandals for the beatles and others. Was wondering if you knew what this place was and where?

[Lefteris_D]

I heard about that place but I don't know the location.

[Tomtaru]

My laptop just broke today... after five years of service...I justed wanted you all here to know... he was a good fellow... just need to find a good place to put him to rest...

[Edea]

Just stopped in to say hi guys! Hope everyone is doing well :)

[Jale]

Hi Edea, Tom and company.

[MONKEY_NUTS]

Hmm.. its been 2 and a half years since my last login. :eek:

[AnAutisticDog]

Well whats up guys and girls. Sorry I have been gone so long. I know you were scared without me, but your safe now.

[Mupen64 Man]

Well whats up guys and girls. Sorry I have been gone so long. I know you were scared without me, but your safe now.

My Hero! *Swoon*:happy:

[Edea]

BUMP!!!:happy:

[TyZeR]

YAAAAAAAAAAR!

[Edea]

OMG!! Must not die!!! Bump!! :P

[Lefteris_D]

No! Why????!!!!

[montpics]

OMG!! Must not die!!! Bump!! :P

WTF? :D

Offtopic:
And welcome back, Edea. :)

[Jale]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! ?A?

[Mupen64 Man]

2011. Get it.

[Waz]

Yeah, you'd better believe it's Waz.

[Lefteris_D]

Happy new year I guess :)

[Waz]

I'm only here to send a message to somebody. Happy 2011.

[Motoko]

Well who would of thought, this forums still up :)

[MONKEY_NUTS]

This feels weird.

[Jale]

Damn! D:

[Splize]

So here is an interesting thought. I was 13 years old when I joined this forum...and now I am almost 23. What a 10 journey.

[Mupen64 Man]

I feel like I have been here longer then 3 years, but its been only about 2 years and a third. I can't believer how stupid I was back then. :P

[Motoko]

Yah a 10 year journey for me too, oh how I have grown lolz

[Peetr]

Unmitigated chaos is so much more fun than that old mitigated chaos.

[Tingram]

Seems I was about 5 months late on the whole happy new year thing, although now I'm just disappointed I wasn't the recipient of Waz' pm.

[Waz]

But I will put anything in my mouth that is given to me, whether it's supposed to go there or not. Because... I'm different.

[Danny]

Is this thing on...

Where can I find a PS4 emulator????????

[Mupen64 Man]

Why are you my irl name? Oh, and Flash Gordon hasn't released the public binary yet, we might need to wait a few more weeks. ;D

[Motoko]

sorry im late guys

[Mupen64 Man]

Its been quite a while since ive seen that avatar, lolol. Many of the people you talked to are no longer here, which kinda sucks.

[Lefteris_D]

oh f......... the thread has been bumped :(

[Motoko]

who's still around?

[Lefteris_D]

It's summer, the majority of sane people are nowhere near a PC.......

[Tomtaru]

thank god it turned Autumn again!

[pacoxosope]

this is bali from indonesia..?

[Lefteris_D]

No, we just use this topic to post random things that should normally be deleted.

[Edea]

And Lefteris would probably strangle me if he could for posting in this thread but I could not resist!

[Lefteris_D]

Would I? :confused:

[Tomtaru]

And Lefteris would probably strangle me if he could for posting in this thread but I could not resist!

You found it!

[OmaiGodman]

OMG this thing still exists?

Hello, old member, no idea how long it's been and if any of my old accounts still exist (something with a demon of colour, Lefteris may remember me). So... How 'bout them knicks?

[4th Disciple]

Sup guys? How did I get here again?

[KidneyKai Sr.]

And Lefteris would probably strangle me if he could for posting in this thread but I could not resist!

I am home! Where's the beer?

Edit: Damn. I wasn't old enough to obtain beer on my own last time I was here. 😰

Edit 2: Where are my beer buying buddies at?

[pankaj]

OMG this thing still exists?

Hello, old member, no idea how long it's been roblox song id (https://songids.com) and if any of my old accounts still exist (something with a demon of colour, Lefteris may remember me). So... How 'bout them knicks?

Just bumping this thread to see how many of the old members are still around :). This seems kinda fun lol

[GASIYAT]

lefty thought there was too much shit in it, so he deleted it

ok guys, keep it civil. don Sarkari Result (https://sarkariresult.onl/) Pnr Status (https://pnrstatus.vip/) 192.168.1.1 (https://192168ll.onl/) t flame too much, please...i dont want to be deleted/editing lots of posts

[Edea]

Woo Woo Merry Christmas everyone!!! And hope you have a Happy New Year!!!!

[Lefteris_D]

Happy holidays and new year to you too.

[yopohuwi]

Woo Woo Merry Christmas everyone!!! And hope you have a Happy New Year!!!!

Thank you ;)

[Edea]

Not going to die yet!!! Started this in 2004. And yes Edea is still around :)

[Lefteris_D]

Good to see you are well.

[Badger]

Has anyone from here ever died?

[Lefteris_D]

I doubt the ones that have will be able to answer.