genome, thats ninja turtles, character 1 is donnatello, character 2 is michaelangelo, or in context "Mikey" and character 3 is Splinter. that was a good one.
alright try this.
guy 1 : I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, (guy 2), he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
guy 2 : Will you come off it, (guy 1)? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
guy 1 : What the fuck are you talkin' about?
guy 2 : Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
guy 1 : What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, (guy 2)!
guy 2 : Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
guy 1 : And you know this!
guy 2 : Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
guy 1 : So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
guy 2 : It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
guy 1 : Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...[Shouting] You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!