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November 28th, 2003, 02:39
Well my uncle screwed my familys thanksgiving.

Im sitting here on the computer and he comes in with the food he was supposed to bring, and he says " The bitch forgot the pies!!" "Ive never been angrier at her"

We are like ok.

So about twenty minutes later he stands behind my back watching what im doing online. I turn around and ask him to go away politely. I turn back around and continue what Im doing. I turn around again and I say "go away!!" He sits down on the couch and says "Writing stuff to your buddies that you dont want me to see huh?"

Im like "no, I just have a problem with people looking over my shoulder at what im doing"

Hes like "sure little asshole!!"

I turn around and I flip him of and say"F*ck you!!"

He says "go ahead do it again ill break you f*cking fingers!"

Hes just threatened me so I start cussing him out. My step dad says "get of the computer" im like no, "ill calm down right here on the computer"

My uncle says "you know brad, you should get a snooping program to find out what hes f*cking doing on ther"

I say "SHUT THE F*CK UP!!"

My step dad says get off the computer, I do it I punch the wall and im in my room crying, im upset.

My grandmother walked in as I was going into my room yelling. She starts going off on my Step Dad and My Uncle because she thinks they were gainging up on me.

My Uncle is notorious for fighting, I hear noises like a scuffle out side. I pick my guitar up and go out there. I fin my uncle piissed off yelling at brad telling him to die and eat shiit and die.

My step dad tells him to leave and hes like no ill leave when I want to my step dad says to call 911 and I go to pick the phone up and my uncle says he'll break my hands if i touch the phone.

My grandmother tells me to get my stuff and to go with her,my brother and my cousins to the movies.

My asshole uncle says "No jake isnt going hes the physco's brother, and im not riding with any thing related to the physco!"

Im the physco and jake is my brother. My brother is 4 year olds!! Its not right to do that to a 4 year old. My cousin had been getting him all built up about going to the movies to have my asshole uncle say he couldnt go. My brother starts crying and my cousin, who has autism starts going off on my step-dad.

Whats been your Worst Thanksgiving or other holliday??

~The Sliz~

Jet Set Willy
November 28th, 2003, 02:58
I don't know why, but I really enjoyed reading that.

November 28th, 2003, 03:10
Sounds like jerry springer.

I fucking hate holidays and family gatherings..

I saved my family the trouble this year.
I bitched at my dad about how I'm not going to Thanksgiving, so now I have the house to myself and peace and quiet until Sunday.

Now I just have to wait and see if he carries out that threat to kick me out when they come back

Jet Set Willy
November 28th, 2003, 03:11
Oh god, you just reminded me that family are coming over on Boxing Day. That's less than a month off.

El Fugitivo
November 28th, 2003, 06:07
I thought Boxing Day was a Canadian holiday. Huh.

My mom and her three sisters fight incessantly, so pretty much every holiday has it's unpleasant moments, though I can't think of anything as bad as your story.

November 28th, 2003, 08:18
tell your teachers that your uncle touches your wee-wee.
i bet he will be celebrating thanksgiving somewhere else next year.

November 28th, 2003, 12:36
Hahaha, that isn't real.

Canadians have their Thanksgiving in October.


November 28th, 2003, 14:51
I hate big family gatherings. There is always some sort of fighting. I stay away from them.

(I also cannot stand someone looking over my shoulder while i'm on the pc :P )

November 28th, 2003, 18:22
You should see our holidays. My sister always seems to destroy the true meaning of the holiday with her selfish ways of destruction. I mean we cant go two minutes without her storming out of the room or screaming at the top of her lungs. I dont mind it at home but we have a great grandmother who is 90 and climbing. And everything that happens always seems to make her think it's her fault. And it's going to be no different this Christmas. G0dd damnit why does she do this. I get to the point where I just want to take her downstairs and kick her ass to the U.S.

I also have problems with reletives staring o'er my shoulder. I really dislike all holidays that I can't escape my family, and I really to destroy all who wont allow me to have my privacy.

November 29th, 2003, 17:05
I could tell from the spelling tht it was not you Porno.

When I lived in the US my Thanksgiving consisted of either sitting through traffic jams or going out to clubs and wondering why there is nobody out.

November 29th, 2003, 17:37
happy turkey day

i know im a bit late