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Mourgos
November 22nd, 2003, 01:42
I'm university student at electricity and computer engineering .

Danny
November 22nd, 2003, 01:46
That's not a job. I do computer studies at college. I don't have a job and never have.
I'd like to keep it that way, but it doesn't look likely.

Mourgos
November 22nd, 2003, 01:49
You know what I mean.I just can't come up with the right word.

Badger
November 22nd, 2003, 01:50
I am Human Resource Manager for a security firm.

TGS
November 22nd, 2003, 10:18
I go to school.

The Hedgehog
November 22nd, 2003, 10:54
I rape corpses and sing Old McDonald on holidays.

Neko Koneko
November 22nd, 2003, 11:00
I don't have a job. I go to college.

Codeine
November 22nd, 2003, 11:06
I used to have a job at IGA, but I hated it, so I skipped a couple of days, and let them fire me.

I am currently a student of grade 11.

Motoko
November 22nd, 2003, 12:46
Currently looking for a job.

Though till I find one I burst tyres and sell them in clubs across the London border.

KidneyKai
November 22nd, 2003, 14:40
Suicidal College student, I am.
Doing Maths, Chemistry, Biology. ;)

Jet Set Willy
November 22nd, 2003, 15:17
I'm a professional cohort.

M.H.A.Q.S.
November 22nd, 2003, 15:43
And the Avatar is the evidence.

onewecallgod
November 22nd, 2003, 17:47
i am a cashier and host at a resturant

DanielW
November 22nd, 2003, 17:52
work at a hardware store. not a day goes by that i don't feel like going on a killing spree in the store. :angry: work at a hardware store. not a day goes by that i don't feel like going on a killing spree in the store.

belmont
November 22nd, 2003, 22:47
I study Psysics in the universtity of Athens.

Jet Set Willy
November 23rd, 2003, 00:08
physics

El Fugitivo
November 23rd, 2003, 00:46
Originally posted by Pornography@Nov 22 2003, 02:06 AM
I used to have a job at IGA, but I hated it, so I skipped a couple of days, and let them fire me.

I am currently a student of grade 11.
What's IGA?


I work at a Carmike Cinemas Theater (12-plex). I hate my job, so I'm thinking of getting a job with the USPS, sorting mail. Or perhaps as a parking lot attendant at the airport (I think I could probably get away with reading and listening to music on the job, though it would be incredibly cold and boring).

Codeine
November 23rd, 2003, 07:19
Spiff, IGA is a grocery store.

ScotchGuy
November 23rd, 2003, 07:41
Are you one of those bagger whores?

Codeine
November 23rd, 2003, 07:52
Was one of those bagger whores, and I also stocked the shelves, mopped the floors, and had to clean the whole store with a Zamboni-esque machine thingy at night.

edit: FUCK TYPOS, FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

ScotchGuy
November 23rd, 2003, 07:59
Oh, well I suppose that ruins my insult. :(

Damn, those Zamboni-esque things kick ass, we had one at my old school, I envied those simpleton janitors.

M.H.A.Q.S.
November 23rd, 2003, 10:03
I work at PGA (Pakistan Gamers Association) as 3D Creature Designer and a Associate Programmer.

Although The job and the pay is great, it is asking for way too much of time and energy.

Anyways I love it.

MONKEY_NUTS
November 23rd, 2003, 13:31
lazy west herts 3d design student who is making his demo reel before starting bournmouth uni. :blink: (i should be doing my demo reel in the third year at bournmouth uni)

Jet Set Willy
November 23rd, 2003, 13:49
Originally posted by Pornography@Nov 23 2003, 06:52 AM
Was one of those bagger whores, and I also stocked the shelves, mopped the floors, and had to clean the whole store with a Zamboni-esque machine thingy at night.

edit: FUCK TYPOS, FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.
I thought that said "Waz was one of those...". It brought back painful memories of a night time job I had for 2 days. Remember when Homer was trying to pay for Lisa's pony, and as soon as he got into bed he had to wake up again? It was like that, but with less sleep.

I'm trying to find a part time job right now but I seem to have left it too late.

onewecallgod
November 23rd, 2003, 18:35
its great how you can relate simpsons to life so easily

El Fugitivo
November 24th, 2003, 00:00
I am no longer employed by Carmike Cinemas.

Zach
November 24th, 2003, 01:46
wonderful

hitmonlee
November 24th, 2003, 05:51
i call myself a receptionist, but my dad thinks i do much more than a receptionist would, ie. desktop publishing, but ultimately i am a secretary/pa/receptionist/office lackey

M.H.A.Q.S.
November 24th, 2003, 07:48
I opened a Playstation2 Cafe in my area and God it was great, I spent my entire money and time on it. I had help from my friends;3 in number. And my elder brother.

At first I used to manage it myself, but then I handed it to my friend and now I only manage the accounts and organizing stuff.

I was very much happy with and I still am. My University work does not allow me to do much, along with my job.

Man I love my life. :)

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November 24th, 2003, 12:22
I would tell you but "they" would come to get you.

KidneyKai
November 24th, 2003, 21:53
MHAQ choot bolneh?

Lefteris_D
November 26th, 2003, 11:09
Now that I&#39;m done with the military shit I already have a few job interviews in several computer shops/companies for positions regarding computer meintance. The first one is tomorrow and it&#39;s 15 minutes away from home. I hope I get it.

M.H.A.Q.S.
November 28th, 2003, 16:17
MHAQ choot bolneh?

Kyun jiggar tinnu photo wakhani pai gi.

Jet Set Willy
November 28th, 2003, 16:33
Bundh&#33;

Badger
November 28th, 2003, 19:29
Just applied to join the poilce. They pay pretty well.

MONKEY_NUTS
November 29th, 2003, 04:38
Your knicked&#33;

M.H.A.Q.S.
November 29th, 2003, 09:57
Bundh&#33;

Waz teri tu main aapei waja deyan, Bhostr. Tusan lokan ki sharafat dee zaban samajh nahin aandi lagdeh.

KidneyKai
November 29th, 2003, 14:57
Waz teri tu main aapei waja deyan, Bhostr. Tusan lokan ki sharafat dee zaban samajh nahin aandi lagdeh. = you being nasty to me, you don&#39;t understand the nice language.

Bhostr = show off/ lazy, i think.

M.H.A.Q.S.
November 29th, 2003, 17:22
:D Like Waz said...

Never try to mess with a language you don&#39;t understand, its true for you too KK. The translation you did is completely wrong.

If you want the right translation PM me, coz i don&#39;t want Waz to get furious for what you translated. I never insult anybody.

Besides Bhostr is a compliment not abuse.

Jet Set Willy
November 29th, 2003, 18:08
Bundh is just the name of an Indian-style cooking sauce product in this country. I believe it has some negative connotation, which amuses me.

MHAQS, KK doesn&#39;t claim to be great at your language, but he isn&#39;t doing any harm. You don&#39;t speak perfect English, remember.

M.H.A.Q.S.
December 2nd, 2003, 11:05
I know.

I never said he is showing off that he knows the language.

Do you guys get the translation offa web or do you actually know the language.

KidneyKai
December 2nd, 2003, 11:22
In theory, i should know the language, inside out. But i hardly ever used it enough to keep it in my long term memory banks. So what i&#39;m typing is what i think you said because my hindi speaking has taken a real nosedive due to not being used. Neh, i don&#39;t really care. ENGLISH is where its at, purely because I CAN understand it. :lol:

Jet Set Willy
December 2nd, 2003, 12:33
I only know English properly.

KidneyKai
December 2nd, 2003, 13:35
All thats needed in this day and age, really. English appears to be the worlds closest thing to a universal language...

M.H.A.Q.S.
December 2nd, 2003, 14:41
OK,

<<KK note: SPAM&#33;&#33;&#33;>>

Breaky Turkfast
December 3rd, 2003, 01:28
im an Iracian spy sent to Canada to uncover any and all plans Canada may have in helping the USA in the eradication of aerosol.

ScotchGuy
December 3rd, 2003, 01:31
Really? I would of thought most Iraqia&#39;s would know that Iracian isn&#39;t a real word. Oh well, you learn something new everyday.

Breaky Turkfast
December 3rd, 2003, 01:33
did i say i was from Iraq? no, you only assumed that i meant Iraq because im foreign and dont know good english. Are you racist?

ScotchGuy
December 3rd, 2003, 01:35
Sorry, then if not Iraq what country did you mean?

Yes, I am racist.

Breaky Turkfast
December 3rd, 2003, 01:38
just what i said, Iracian

donkeyknob
December 3rd, 2003, 03:19
so your a spy eh? that means your like a private eye, right? want to eye my privates? ;)

Breaky Turkfast
December 3rd, 2003, 03:25
first of all, a spy is someone who secretly goes behind enemy lines to gain information and a private eye is just some lame ass fucker who has noting better to do in his time but to solve other peoples problems through thurough investigation, and second of all, I, in fact, do NOT want to eye your privates assuming you are a guy.

ScotchGuy
December 3rd, 2003, 03:28
Sucks for you, Beef is the hottest girl I&#39;ve ever seen. She showed us her pictures once, and I saved them, she looks excellent naked. :wub:

Codeine
December 3rd, 2003, 03:34
Probably because shes got a couple of big balls under that fat cunt of hers.

donkeyknob
December 3rd, 2003, 03:41
Originally posted by Breaky Turkfast@Dec 3 2003, 03:25 AM
first of all, a spy is someone who secretly goes behind enemy lines to gain information and a private eye is just some lame ass fucker who has noting better to do in his time but to solve other peoples problems through thurough investigation, and second of all, I, in fact, do NOT want to eye your privates assuming you are a guy.
what if i say please?

Breaky Turkfast
December 3rd, 2003, 03:47
well if your a girl then sure, i mean, why not? but you were giving off major guy-vibes cuz not to many girls would offer to show there privates to a guy they dont even know

ScotchGuy
December 3rd, 2003, 03:50
Beef isn&#39;t like most girls.

donkeyknob
December 3rd, 2003, 03:53
put it this way: eye my privates or im off with a new man

Codeine
December 3rd, 2003, 03:54
Hence the nut sack.

Breaky Turkfast
December 3rd, 2003, 04:00
maybe some other time, like.... sometime in 2010, anyways, how did a thread asking about jobs turn into a thread about eyeing ones privates

donkeyknob
December 3rd, 2003, 04:01
because i found humor in poking fun at the spy remark you made earlier. and i make the least sense of anybody here

Codeine
December 3rd, 2003, 04:02
Uh, no.

Breaky Turkfast
December 3rd, 2003, 04:04
ya, so far youve been making pretty good sense

Tingram
December 3rd, 2003, 04:06
I play video games and recieve money.

donkeyknob
December 3rd, 2003, 04:06
wooo&#33;&#33;&#33; finally, someone understands me&#33; :wub:

Codeine
December 3rd, 2003, 04:13
Originally posted by Tingram@Dec 2 2003, 10:06 PM
I play video games and recieve money.
Awesome.

ScotchGuy
December 3rd, 2003, 04:16
Originally posted by Tingram@Dec 2 2003, 07:06 PM
I play video games and recieve money.
Yes, it&#39;s really not fair, I knew I should have convinced my parents that playing hours upon hours of video games would get me some where.

Jet Set Willy
December 3rd, 2003, 04:21
Yeah, I really hate you Tingram. I bet you sleep on a big pile of money in a room made out of Gamecubes instead of bricks with Britney and Christina Aguilera fighting over your man-ass.

Tingram
December 3rd, 2003, 04:25
actually, I might be purchasing another Gamecube so I can get the Zelda bonus disc they&#39;re now offering.... or just buy one on Ebay, but the second way is foolish.

El Fugitivo
December 3rd, 2003, 04:30
No it&#39;s not. I&#39;m going to get that first Zelda bonus disc that way (the one that you got if you pre-ordered Wind Waker), if I ever get a Gamecube.



I&#39;m still unemployed, and will probably stay that way through the Christmas season, even though I should get a job now before they stop hiring.

Tingram
December 3rd, 2003, 04:34
yeah, the one with Windwaker was nice. But, meh, I think there&#39;s some other way to get the bonus disc that someone mentioned to em at the last tournament I was at... not sure though.

Oh, and MK: DD is great fun when two people drive one car.

M.H.A.Q.S.
December 3rd, 2003, 12:40
I&#39;ll sell my GC to my friend to buy this offer.