What would you do during a Zombie apocalypse?

[testmachine]

Okay first of all i'm not claiming that a zombie apocalyse will happen,but what would you do IF it happened?
My Plan:
I would find my best friends (Because they would know how to survive).There are many friends but only some of them are alive. :)
I would start looking for weapons first.An axe would be the most appropriate for a start.If my parents were zombified i'd have to kill them and secure my house.Since my village is not very big,and there aren't many people in it,it would be an easy task to clear them all out.And when the village is secured and all survivors are found i would go to the next village and clear it out.
A list of items i would need during a zombie apocalypse:
-Food (bread,salami,vegetables)
-Water (For drinking and for hygiene)
-Weapons (Hunting rifles,bb guns,Air rifles,basically whatever i can find)
-Barricading tools (planks,nails,hammers etc.)
-Vehicles (Any vehicles will do)
-Illumination tools (Flashlights,glow sticks,lanterns,lighters)
-Buddies (few buddies won't hurt,well they can shoot zombies)
-Females (I'm not trying to be sexist but humans must breed.)
-Ammunition (Needed to kill zombies.)
-Cold Weapons (Knives,axes,pickaxes,shovels)
-Pets (Being in a zombie apocalypse can be boring sometimes,so dogs and cats are there to cheer you up.)
and that would be the plan.
post your plan...If you have one!

[montpics]

Make a hole, Hide inside. The end. =P

Sorry, that's really happened so fast. You'll never know HOW[b] or [b]WHEN it happened.

[Lefteris_D]

Guys, "the end" already passed us at December 21. Next one is at 2025, plenty of time to prepare.

[testmachine]

Guys, "the end" already passed us at December 21. Next one is at 2025, plenty of time to prepare.

Yes,plenty of time.But if it happens,what would you do?

[Mupen64 Man]

I would hang out in a Wal-Mart and just camp out with a little fortification. ;P

[testmachine]

Mupen,you should choose a place where the zombies wouldn't be.
Quoting Someone
"Zombies tend to go to places they've been before.Usually general stores,houses (Homes),graveyards,churches.So the best thing would be to make a fort out of your house."
Anyways,nice plan.

[testmachine]

Here's a master plan!
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID16753/images/2193614078_177552e675.jpg

[Mupen64 Man]

Once I think about it, I would go out to sea on a fishing boat, I don't think a freakin' zombie would get me way out there! I would catch the fish I want, unless of course, there were Zombie Fish. ;o

[montpics]

You mean mutated giant fish? Yuck, don't think I could ever fish at a time like that. :p

[testmachine]

You mean mutated giant fish? Yuck, don't think I could ever fish at a time like that. :p

Or mutated giant squids.OMG!

[testmachine]

I'm playing Dead Island now.It fits this topic perfectly!
Here's some gameplay of the game that i'm playing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDkXFCrG_d4
P.S:This game is awesome!

[montpics]

But I prefer Dead Rising over Dead Island. :D

[testmachine]

Yes,but Dead Island Mixes Open World FPS/RPG elements.That's why i like it.

[alexxi]

Set them on fire, set everything on fire and watch the world burn! MUAHAHAHahaha...

[Mupen64 Man]

alexxi! ;D

[alexxi]

yea I'm back...I ditched emulation for mmos a while back but realized that they're a big waste of time and money. So I'm back to playing console/emus.

[testmachine]

Set them on fire, set everything on fire and watch the world burn! MUAHAHAHahaha...

You're right.Molotov Cocktails and Flame throwers.That would be awesome!

[hi im bosnian]

bro im bosnian too but if i was in a zombie apocolypse i would call my friend jasom with a black belt to come over and we would start kicking butts oh my god trololololol theres a fuck you sign i didnt mean to say that but:fuckyou:

[hi im bosnian]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahaha:confused:ok what are we talking about again

[hi im bosnian]

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[hi im bosnian]

BRO IM 7 OH MY:wub:

[bob567]

Get a bow/ arrow, some chemistry books, and the boy scout field book, and I'm set

[testmachine]

BRO IM 7 OH MY:wub:

So you decided to join just because you saw a person from Bosnia and Herzegovina.And i'm not a bosnian,i live in Herzegovina,and i'm a croat by nationality.And we're speaking about a zombie apocalypse.

[testmachine]

Get a bow/ arrow, some chemistry books, and the boy scout field book, and I'm set

+ Get some alcohol,some rugs and make a flaming arrow.And watch them burn. :D

[GamerSam]

LoZOoT taught me always sidejump.

[testmachine]

LoZOoT taught me always sidejump.

And Headshots!

[RockY]

The zombies will not be the only thing to worry about?. Once the outbreak begins, people will kill for food, water, and ammo. Others would kill anything just for fun...
I think the best choice is to grab the necessary to survive 1 week or so, get some basic tools, of course a few guns and ammo. You have to do this asap, otherwise you are ******
Steal a nice boat (if you are lucky to live near the coast) and find a nice island....

[Mupen64 Man]

I agree, I always thought it would be best to go out to sea, and go to the coast if you ever needed any more supplies. I just wouldn't drop anchor though, or else zombies will crawl up Pirates of the Caribbean style. :happy:

[melodicwhirl]

All you really need is a shotgun and axe , i have a neighbour with shotty and should not be too hard to find an axe:P

[SYLVASS]

I guess, I'd still be living my normal life.
The scenario doesn't really say that the zombies are after me.

[peterjones0021]

I would catch the fish I want, unless of course, there were Zombie Fish. ;o

[haidenpratt122]

It depends on the kind of virus the zombies are infected with.. I'd probably spot a lone zombie first and kill them.. and then find a sane doctor/ scientist.. :P

[midomidi2013]

BRO IM 7 OH MY