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Jet Set Willy
November 6th, 2003, 13:43
This is a serious thread, please other mods, consider the actual content before you think about deleting it.

And then blame Hedgehog.

Anyway - penis size. I have strong opinions regarding this, and I'm quite happy to voice them as I think my penis is great. Why do people boast and aim for monstrous penis sizes? What are you going to do with an 11 inch penis and an average size girl? Try sticking your finger in your ear - you can only get the tip of your finger in, right? Work it out, sonny.
I think the perfect size is medium-large. I'm pretty confident about my penis, it's been complimented on a few occasions, and usually fares well against porn star penis (except monster-cock porn).
Now, if they covered this sort of stuff at school, there might be less wars.

onewecallgod
November 6th, 2003, 14:18
do we really need this discussion?

The Hedgehog
November 6th, 2003, 14:25
http://www.rollingstone.com/features/featuregen.asp?pid=1672

I'm so great.

Jet Set Willy
November 6th, 2003, 14:29
Originally posted by onewecallgod@Nov 6 2003, 01:18 PM
do we really need this discussion?
If it offends you, or you feel inadequete, just don't look.

<><>
November 6th, 2003, 16:28
People usually link people&#39;s obsession of big/large things to the penis size (subconciously).

I personally think this widely accepted link is ridiculous.

I think it&#39;s the other way around... people like large/big things and it that obsession of having more also applies to your penis.

Now I could go into the theories of the why and how it would make sense from an evolutionaly point of view (in the way that a large lump of food would be better for you than a small lump of food, and how eating the big apple would fill you up more that eating the small apple), but I think I would sink as low as those freudian nutcases.

When looked at realistically, penis size is probably one of those few things (see: tumor as an example) where just having too much of it, is really not good.

El Fugitivo
November 6th, 2003, 18:59
I have to agree, as someon who&#39;s relatively obsessed with having the "best" of everything. As much of a lazy procrastinating slob as I am, I still have to have the best version of every DVD i buy (I won&#39;t buy a regular edition if there&#39;s a Special Edition out there, even if it costs &#036;30 more and only has an extra featurette), and every album by a band I might like (even if I&#39;ve only heard and liked one of them).


But i don&#39;t think that this is all my fault. i think it has to do with the advertising industry and the fact that our generation has been pre-programmed to want the best, the biggest, the most of everything.

Zach
November 6th, 2003, 19:44
I Actually read some stuff a while ago, for a slightly different reason. A lot of people seem to class 5 - 6 as average.. In which case that would put me slightly above average.

I never really plan to use the damn thing until I get married anyway. Or find someone really nice. But as for "damn I wish I had a donkey dick, all the girls would flock to me" I came to realise its a senseless quest. Most women would probably have trouble and from what I read, often experience pain from a substantially large partner.

Unless of course they are naturally able to cope. Or in most cases, have been whored so many times already they are looser than an unbuckled belt.

I guess I&#39;m more worried about satisfying than size these days.

Big dicks is all about ego. "My toy is cooler than yours". Big fucking deal.

hitmonlee
November 7th, 2003, 03:36
Originally posted by <><>@Nov 6 2003, 11:28 PM
I think it&#39;s the other way around... people like large/big things and it that obsession of having more also applies to your penis.
i feel this way too

there is this guy on another forum i go to and he has a big dick. its not a secret. (this is a forum where 75% of the people know each other irl) every single time there is a thread remotely related to penis&#39;s, he just has to come in and make some comment about his dick. his avatar, tagline and signature are also all related to his dick. it makes all (most) of the girls (and guys) want to vomit. he thinks he so fucking special but he&#39;s not.

i have a couple of guy friends who seem to always thing bigger/louder/stronger/faster is better. really shits me.

i went off on the wrong track.


Now, if they covered this sort of stuff at school, there might be less wars.
fuck it.
just get more women (or eunuchs [sp?]) in power and there will be less wars.

Jet Set Willy
November 7th, 2003, 03:37
Absolutely.

<><>
November 7th, 2003, 09:11
Originally posted by hitmonlee@Nov 7 2003, 03:36 AM
there is this guy on another forum i go to and he has a big dick.
ahaha... I liked your post... but that is just pure quotable gold.

I&#39;m going to do one of my generalizations again and hope danny won&#39;t be all over this :P

From what I have seen people that obsessively speak about something usually do so from desire of it and not out of pride. For example the saying that goes: "The people that allways talk about morals usually have none" is one that I have grown to like (no pun&#33; no pun&#33;).

I&#39;m not saying that people who brag about their penis size don&#39;t have such a slugger in their pants. I&#39;m just saying that for someone to obsessively focus on that and bring it up that often and rub the fact in your face (not it... the fact... no pun here either), they must have feel the need to do so from some sort of feeling of inadequacy. If you really have something (anything) that makes you proud and happy, you usually enjoy that good feeling in a silent way, or try to spread the joy. When you brang about it and show it around for envy you are not motivated by pride and happiness but are trying to fill some other gap (what&#39;s with me and subliminal imagery today).

Badger
November 7th, 2003, 09:30
the only thing a super sized dick is good for, is slapping slutty school girls over the face with.


I imagine as long as you have something of respectable size between your legs (ie 5 inches or more), then girls won&#39;t really care about penis size.

I have a pretty average sized knob, but then again, I&#39;m only 5&#39;7&#39;&#39; (170cm) in height, so I&#39;d look pretty stupid with 11&#39;&#39;.

<><>
November 7th, 2003, 09:59
Originally posted by Badger@Nov 7 2003, 09:30 AM
I have a pretty average sized knob, but then again, I&#39;m only 5&#39;7&#39;&#39; (170cm) in height, so I&#39;d look pretty stupid with 11&#39;&#39;.
We&#39;d have to rename you the tripod

DanielW
November 7th, 2003, 14:49
anyone remember that simpson episode when homer was making a dating video of flanders. :D

onewecallgod
November 7th, 2003, 16:36
"ned flanders...the man with the chest"

Tingram
November 8th, 2003, 18:58
Originally posted by DanielW@Nov 7 2003, 02:49 PM
anyone remember that simpson episode when homer was making a dating video of flanders. :D
heh, yeah.

hitmonlee
November 10th, 2003, 03:41
Originally posted by <><>+Nov 7 2003, 04:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (<><> &#064; Nov 7 2003, 04:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hitmonlee@Nov 7 2003, 03:36 AM
there is this guy on another forum i go to and he has a big dick.
ahaha... I liked your post... but that is just pure quotable gold.

I&#39;m going to do one of my generalizations again and hope danny won&#39;t be all over this :P

From what I have seen people that obsessively speak about something usually do so from desire of it and not out of pride. For example the saying that goes: "The people that allways talk about morals usually have none" is one that I have grown to like (no pun&#33; no pun&#33;).

I&#39;m not saying that people who brag about their penis size don&#39;t have such a slugger in their pants. I&#39;m just saying that for someone to obsessively focus on that and bring it up that often and rub the fact in your face (not it... the fact... no pun here either), they must have feel the need to do so from some sort of feeling of inadequacy. If you really have something (anything) that makes you proud and happy, you usually enjoy that good feeling in a silent way, or try to spread the joy. When you brang about it and show it around for envy you are not motivated by pride and happiness but are trying to fill some other gap (what&#39;s with me and subliminal imagery today). [/b][/quote]
while your generalisation may apply to many cases, this isn&#39;t one of them.

i&#39;d suggest that he does feel inadequate in certain areas of his life, and seems to think his dick is the only thing that makes him "special" and hence, brags about it. he isn&#39;t lying about the size.

he takes pictures of it and sends it to the female members on the forum.

<><>
November 19th, 2003, 14:14
Originally posted by hitmonlee@Nov 10 2003, 03:41 AM
he takes pictures of it and sends it to the female members on the forum.
sweet&#33; where do I sign up Motoko style?

Motoko
November 20th, 2003, 01:15
Haha. Ahh memories

Zach
November 20th, 2003, 03:09
hahaha