View Full Version : Shitty films...

July 31st, 2004, 00:38
Some people say that it's difficult to distinguish a good movie from a cinema-masterpiece but you don't have to be a cinema critic to know what oyu really don't like.Sooo name movies that you'd rather have your hand cut than to pay to see them again...

To make a start ,I say the Dreamcatcher.I rented it on DVD a few days ago ,unaware of what I was about to watch just because a friend recommended it.I'll just say that I wanted to break the TV after the first half hour.It was closer to a comedy rather than a horror movie.

Nothing else comes in mind at 2:30 am ,so you'll hear from me tomorrow...(I know you just can't wait :P )

Guitar Gamer
July 31st, 2004, 01:04
Freddy Got Fingered - simply retarded. Now don't get me wrong - I understand the type of humour involved but I just couldn't endure a full length movie of it. It was funny at first - but then you're just thinking... "Uhuh... we get it... you've overkilled the ideas.. that's why you should stick to a TV show".

4th Disciple
July 31st, 2004, 04:56
You spelt 'shitty' wrong.


August 1st, 2004, 20:33
Yeap,I've got shitty spelling...

Can someone please correct it?

August 2nd, 2004, 01:55
House of the Dead... Don't believe me? Run to the store, buy it/rent it and watch it. Okay, some people love stuff like that, but it's too [put vulgar word here] for me! Grr! Can't believe i spent nearly 5 hours dow... [cough] I mean, 5 hours waiting in line to get it... 8]

August 2nd, 2004, 05:51
bad company

August 5th, 2004, 07:53
swat was kinda gay, and really predictable

August 5th, 2004, 18:33
harry potter i hate the movie sooooooooooooo much it was like torture for me if the fbi needs nereds a new torture weapon i recomend it all the way come on who wouldnt carck under its bordom

August 5th, 2004, 18:34
needs :D

August 5th, 2004, 23:01
I don't know, I found the first Harry Potter kind of amusing.The second one was boring, yeah.

Another shitty film I rented yesterday is "Reign of fire".Completely meaningless. I can't understand how the hell they decided to make such a stupid movie. The story was full of gaps ,they were just betting that the whole dragon idea and the special effects would attract interest but even that wasn't good enough.

I would really recommend avoiding that movie. That is if you value your money ofcourse...

August 5th, 2004, 23:26
I kind of hated the first Spiderman movie.

4th Disciple
August 6th, 2004, 01:19
Originally posted by Spike@Aug 5 2004, 07:53 AM
swat was kinda gay, and really predictable
I said the same thing to myself too, it was so obvious that *SPOILERS* (who cares, not spoiling much anyways, bad movie) the Ex-SWAT guy was going to be the bad guy, I also saw that the TJ (I think that was his name) guy was going to turn on the team from a mile away (everytime you saw him he had the obvious "I'm going to do something bad" look on his face).

August 7th, 2004, 12:12
Originally posted by belmont@Aug 5 2004, 11:26 PM
I kind of hated the first Spiderman movie.
Me too, but it wasn't bad enough for me to call it "crap".

Another addition:Matrix3 (I don't remember the full title).The worst of the series by far. Maybe it's just me but it seemed as it was done just to be done, if you understand what I mean...It added nothing more to the storyline,it "destroyed" the very good idea of the first film and it just showed a misty end.

August 9th, 2004, 05:27
yeah I didnt like swat either i personally thought the storyline was stupid

August 9th, 2004, 15:03
If we actually want this to be a somewhat meaningful thread... I think we should stay away from listing popular movies like HP and Matrix:3. They might have been bad movies in some people's eyes... but it's rather silly because most people just bash them because they're popular.

August 9th, 2004, 16:14
Originally posted by Guitar Gamer@Jul 31 2004, 01:04 AM
Freddy Got Fingered - simply retarded.
Ive seen the porno version, which for a porno has quite a good story, i was impressed but attonished at the love making scenes, very good camera posistions. 8/10

August 12th, 2004, 12:27
The transporter. God i hate that film, it's just so dull.. There ie barely any dialogue at all, and the action scenes are just plain and repetitive..

August 25th, 2004, 21:41
Cabin fever was bad, but so bad it was almost amusing.

4th Disciple
September 1st, 2004, 08:03
The Core. Incredibly horrible movie. It's like the writers said "Lets make a terrible ripoff of Armageddon, but make the crew go inside the Earth instead of into space." :rolleyes: Its funny because the movie is supposed to be like a serious thriller, yet the writers found a way to do EVERYTHING wrong. You could literally figure out which crew members would die, and hell you could easily guess correctly in which order they die too. Not to mention the horrible physics involved, basically everything mentioned in the movie is pure crap. They even ripped off the Straw Drawing scene from Armageddon. Here are some of the things I found funny:

-The ship they are on is drilling vertically into the Earth (they are going straight down), yet the crew can somehow freely move around the ship as if it were going horizontally.

-The ship and their suits are made of a special, rare metal called 'Unobtainium' (not even kidding, thats the actual name) which is heat resistant and allows the crew the survive while inside the Earth. I found it interesting that they were able to make a flexible suit out of a metal substance. Infact, 'Unobtainium' can also be molded into clear visors for the helmets! What a versatile metal!

-Near the end of the film, the ship runs out of power. Dont fear though, the main character realizes that 'Unobtainium' can convert heat energy into useable power and in a few minutes of welding etc. the ship has restored some of its power. Considering that some pretty smart scientists built this ship, why was this never utilized from the beginning? I mean, this is a pretty useful feature. Top class scientists couldn't think of this when they were making the ship yet some University professor suddenly gets this great idea.

Some pretty bad acting, pretty bad script....lets not forget the completely useless character, "Rat" (played by that guy with the big nose) is a hacker who is hired by the Secret Service (or what not) to patrol the internet and make sure that no rumours get spread about the bizarre weather events that are occuring. Basically, make sure that the public doesn't find out whats really going on and starts panicking. Not once during the entire movie do you actually see him doing his job at all, he plays no role at all throughout pretty much the whole movie.

Anyone else seen this piece of crap?

October 10th, 2004, 00:06
Just saw Van helsing..man it sucked. It like gave me a headace with all the shit blowing up and the electricity flying everywhere...not to meantion a stupid sotryline.

November 18th, 2004, 03:02
Alien VS Predator

My god they completely fucked up two good old series by combining them in a short and stupid movie.

November 18th, 2004, 07:42
Originally posted by SladeXR@Nov 18 2004, 05:02 AM
My god they completely fucked up two good old series by combining them in a short and stupid movie.
I am a fan of both and that is the only reason I didnt go to see it.

November 20th, 2004, 16:30
some day you'll see it.... :ph34r:

November 21st, 2004, 01:56
spiderman 2 its very stupid that idiot and that bitch just made me pull my hair

November 27th, 2004, 07:19
Fahrenheit 9/11
So full of disgustingly twistid, warped, and manipulated interviews/video/facts it was almost funny. And I'm not even a Bush fan.

December 2nd, 2004, 12:48
The Sin Eater (aka The Order) was such a crap, dull, mind numbing, peace of crap! I really wanted to leave the cinema, but It's not the sort of thing I like to do. I respected the director (Brian Helgeland) enough to struggle through.

To make things worse, it was one of those films that everyone wanted to see (good trailer), but didn&#39;t. So a few months go by and it comes out on DVD, It sold a load of copies and did well in the charts&#33; what a joke&#33; <_<

Don&#39;t ever watch this film, it has a couple of good effects, but it doesn&#39;t make up for how dire it is&#33;

December 2nd, 2004, 16:07
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Really boring&#33;&#33;&#33; About 4 hours of nothing&#33; <_< Well, at least the first one. I didn&#39;t see the other two parts because the first one didn&#39;t motivated me to see them. :(

December 3rd, 2004, 00:13
Cannot agree. Could be that you dislike the fantasy genre?

Jet Set Willy
December 3rd, 2004, 01:44
I hate the LOTR films now more than ever. I was keen at first, but only because I like the books.

The films are intensely wrong. The books were special because of the attention to detail and amazing language skills of Prof. Tolkien. He invented entire languages just for his stories - by contrast, the film scriptwriters put horrible lines such as "Let&#39;s hunt some orc" in. Terrible, just terrible.

Having seen all episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000, I&#39;ve witnessed a worrying amount of shitty films and yet somehow grown to like many of them.

For a good bad film, I suggest "Hobgoblins", "The Crawling Eye" "Diabolik" or "Mitchell".

December 3rd, 2004, 03:48
Yeah, the same for Harry Potter. :P I&#39;d rather the books.

December 28th, 2004, 14:56
Same i rather the books aswell
- The only reason i went to see the 2nd/3rd LOTR is so i could watch a movie on the biggest widescreen cinema in the southern hemipshere - The VMAX in Victoria, Aust. (28metres Wide)

January 26th, 2005, 18:49
worst movie that ive seen this year has to be........napolean dynamite......it was some f**kin horrible!!

January 26th, 2005, 20:08
First off, hello to everybody This is my first post and i really did'nt want it to be one of those stupid hello I'm new threads (no offence to anyone )...

Ok the worst movie i've seen this year was blade trinity,
in that movie they managed to make dracula look like a nitwit, now I'm not sentimental to nosferatru parahernalia on any level, but come on Blade killing Dracula?!!!! :( or at least a dracula like figure was retarded, after all Vanhelsin already did that :p (please vampire buffs I really don't care about the time line of events or the different paths taken in the respective movies), they also made Hannibal King look like a Cabana boy that was truely stupid especially since he was a true decendent of Dracula thus a pure born, at least it was so in the original Blade comics..... but I guess it's all about the CGI and explosions these days. :verysad:

January 31st, 2005, 07:09
lol the worst movie was....... brrrrrrrrrrrrl (drumroll)... oh wait... I forgot....

January 31st, 2005, 08:25
i was rather fond of blade trinity, mostly because of the humour provided by Van Wilder (i dont know this actors name). But yeah, storyline was lacking in parts and reflecting on the movie i realise it was rather slow

February 1st, 2005, 01:35
I hate all blades they suck hard.

February 3rd, 2005, 19:47
Zoolander would have to be my choice... i have never felt like i've wasted my time more than when i wathced that movie

February 4th, 2005, 01:13
Oh wait.... Dawn of the Dead (remake) sucks badly....

February 17th, 2005, 23:14
I really like blade one and two, i've not seen the third yet though.

4th Disciple
March 20th, 2005, 06:06
Zoolander would have to be my choice... i have never felt like i've wasted my time more than when i wathced that movie

You serious? Zoolander was brilliant, but then again, that level of comedy is not for everyone.

March 20th, 2005, 13:59
worst movie ever has to be street fighter cos it completely throws the games characterization out the window. i mean wtf was with the un type thing they had lol. anyway as u all already know dont watch this shit an go for the SF2 the movie instead. lol

March 21st, 2005, 01:07
The Pacifier

May 11th, 2005, 21:38
Ninth Gate with Johnny Depp... Some friends and I skipped school one day and decided to go see it. We were the only ones in the theater :P We laughed the whole time at how retarded it was.

May 11th, 2005, 22:00
Starship Troopers 1,2
They are so bad... :dry:

May 12th, 2005, 17:14
HOME ALONE 4 is the worst. Nothing like the previous three. No boobytraps expect for a pan tied to the wall with a peice of string

May 14th, 2005, 19:37
The village (i know it late) but wtf? someone fill me in!

May 15th, 2005, 03:02
its more/less a strange matrix toy movie- ie the elders "have" the townspeople believing they are living in the perfect world. not a bad concept for a project in real life. overall it was shit movie though

May 19th, 2005, 17:54
that movie so sucked I can't believe its still on my DVD-shelf.

Does someone know what to do with DVD so bad that mankind would never have to see it anymore? I tried to set it on fire but it didn't work...

May 19th, 2005, 18:10
It could be a cool toy for you and your best friend :)


May 19th, 2005, 19:40
Yay good Idea but it is too small

I got a question is that dog going forwrds or backwards?

May 19th, 2005, 20:29
Mmm... I dunno...

My shitty movie is "Mar Adentro". Puah!

July 9th, 2005, 22:37
ANY film made by the EVIL Uwe Boll :fuckyou: . For example, House of the Dead, Alone in the dark, the upcoming BLOODRAYNE, DUNGEON SIEGE, FARCRY, NIGHTCLAWS, HUNTER: THE RECKONING AND FEAR EFFECT. He is poisoning the gaming AND film industry. i mean seriously, have you SEEN House od the dead? I was close to gouging out my eyes with a teaspoon :confused: !

oh and other films that blow ass are the honeymooners, Plan 9 from Outer Space, and Resident Evil Apocalypse blew donkey dick.

July 10th, 2005, 00:19
Mmm... I dunno...

My shitty movie is "Mar Adentro". Puah!

Come on, did you know this movie it's based on a true story? :mad: ;)

July 10th, 2005, 01:44
Yeah. I don't like it :)

July 12th, 2005, 05:15
ANY film made by the EVIL Uwe Boll :fuckyou: . For example, House of the Dead, Alone in the dark, the upcoming BLOODRAYNE, DUNGEON SIEGE, FARCRY, NIGHTCLAWS, HUNTER: THE RECKONING AND FEAR EFFECT. He is poisoning the gaming AND film industry. i mean seriously, have you SEEN House od the dead? I was close to gouging out my eyes with a teaspoon :confused: !

oh and other films that blow ass are the honeymooners, Plan 9 from Outer Space, and Resident Evil Apocalypse blew donkey dick.
oh yeah... house of the dead.... basic story was teens get drunk on island and get ass raped/murdered/eaten by ppl w/makeup on...

July 16th, 2005, 19:33
the village...it...sucks...so...badly :fuckyou:

July 16th, 2005, 20:47
hmmm.... never saw that one.....

dawn of the dead. pointless movie.

July 16th, 2005, 20:52
the village...it...sucks...so...badly :fuckyou:

Yep, it really sucks. It got a 6.7 at imdb...
The Village (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368447/)

Aragorn II
October 17th, 2005, 05:01
That stupid-ass 70s Lord of the Rings movie. Ugh! Watching that is a fate worse than death.:eek:

October 21st, 2005, 08:22
hmmm.... never saw that one.....

dawn of the dead. pointless movie.

er what??


zombies are never pointless!!!!!!!!!!

October 21st, 2005, 08:53
er what??


zombies are never pointless!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly, nothing is cooler than zombies and zombie babies that get shot in the face