End Of The World

[Lefteris_D]

Ok, so we have several options of Apocalypse to choose from; Nukes, the Sun, a comet, no resources left, inbreeding, etc, etc.

So what do you think our demise will be?

I would have to say that although the Nukes will explode sometime soon with all those terrorism shit, it won't totally destroy us, so I'd have to say the resources being used up will do it.

[Mourgos]

The dawn of the end has already begun.People will be wasting more and more time over internet forums ,a fact that will eventually be the death of their social life.With no social life they will start having psychological problems,leading to depression and pessimism.This pessimism will make them create threads in these hellish forums so as to discuss matters such as suicides,nuclear wars,the end of the world etc...The threads will soon be full of "joyfull" answers that will make people even more pessimistic until they start having suicidal thoughts.This will be the period that a mass wave of suicides will take place ,that will eventually make the human race become extinct...

Now if you excuse me ,I'll go find my pistol.This world suddenly seems too unbarable for me.....

[Guitar Gamer]

Good job on pin pointing my life. I'm at the last step before the end... ;)

The end will obviously be brought about by humans themselves. We're too corrupt to deny it. Many people would slit a throat for a nickel. The same applies on a political level. Conspiracy, war, terrorism. It all has a part in laying the foundation for an apocalyptic ending to humankind's blatantly sad and morally declining story.

Personally if I could choose the way we go - I'd prefer aliens. Yep - a mass invasion by the Greys. That way there may be a chance for some highly advanced painless death to take the place of open wounds or some flesh eating disease... or I'd like to die because of old age. Either one would work.

[Zach]

Nukes or a Comet get my vote.

On the off chance there is an angry god, I'll be sure and repent.

[hitmonlee]

are we talking about the end of the earth or the end of mankind?

what about a disease?
like SARS?
or a bad flu?
or zombies?

[KidneyKai]

Radioactive camel spiders, the size of godzilla! Going on a rampage.
What a sight that would be.

[Guitar Gamer]

I'd do myself in if those were running around. I hate spiders with a passion.

BTW - You're talking about the camel spiders that are in Iraq and those parts, right?

[Lefteris_D]

Originally posted by Guitar Gamer@Jul 22 2004, 06:13 PM
BTW - You're talking about the camel spiders that are in Iraq and those parts, right?
Perhaps George Bush will consider them "weapons of mass destruction" and start a new war.... that means we can count war again B)

[RockY]

Originally posted by Lefteris_D@Jul 21 2004, 09:00 PM
Ok, so we have several options of Apocalypse to choose from; Nukes, the Sun, a comet, no resources left, inbreeding, etc, etc.

So what do you think our demise will be?

I would have to say that although the Nukes will explode sometime soon with all those terrorism shit, it won't totally destroy us, so I'd have to say the resources being used up will do it.
You forgot the Girls...

[Zidane]

Well the world will end no doubt about it but human life is very vigilent, we will press on or else it was a waste of time to have us created in the first place.

Or at least i hope this is the case. :unsure:

And it seems that the world has started to flood with the global warming.
So it would seem that all our land masses will shortly dissapear.
What do you guys think?

[WellWellWell]

When you dies this old man takes off your vr headset and wakes you up. You look around and there are a bunch of people lying in little white beds with their own headsets on sleeping and twitching to the game. He walks you outside by the pond to a little bench where he discusses your strategy in "life" and how bad you sucked at it. Then when you try to defend yourself He goes in and resets the whole system and everyone dies. That's how the world ends.

Either that or zombies.

[Zidane]

Man too many movies Have gone throughout your unattentive brain. Stick to fact, watch the news everyonce in a while, read, and don't pay too much attention to false realities. Study to the brim and pay attention to fact and you'll find your answers to mostly every fact.
Even to how the world ends.

[Motoko]

My votes goes to zombies and I end up as a zombie bounty killer. I'll be like Neo.

[Zidane]

Neo? WTF isn't that matrix, that cannot be.

[WellWellWell]

Zombie bounty hunters are sweet.

[Lefteris_D]

I was waching "7 Days" last night and saw a new "End Of The World" scenario. The US army wanted to try a neutron pulse weapon that was supposed to "erase" every living creature on the battle field. The test went wrong and the pulse got multiplied(it's power) wiping out all life on earth and leaving only trees.


The bad news is that this would have been the end but Frank was conveniently located 600 feet under the earth on a isolated chamber reading some top secret stuff so he survived and went back in time to fix things as ususal.

[Jale]

There are several ways: Volcano's rage, asteroids, world flood, another ice age, strong solar beams, the Sun's death (will swallow Mercury and Venus and roast the Earth B) ), and a whole lot that I can't remember right now :rolleyes:

[RockY]

alien invasion

[Jale]

alien invasion
Right! that's the one I forgot... and about the rise of the machines that'll exterminate the mankind? :o

[Satoshi]

rise of the machines, my toasters gonna eat me :o

for how the world is "really" going to end, it's all explained here

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm

but if i get to choose how the world will end, i'll say we drown in melted marshmellows :o

[MONKEY_NUTS]

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF013ADAdmiralSchlork.jpg

[Zidane]

Actually with new statistics

Supposedly we are using up more oil then we can produce so our oil prices are skyrocketing. This leads to a factor that we are looking for more oil feilds in which to meet the demand. So with the extra energies being poured into the picture we are producing more population because of the excess. This is leaving us with less and less oil in which to hunt for. And once all conseres are exhasperated then our population will plummit. In the last 100 years our worlds population went up in the billions. So with the excess energies gone our unprepared population will plummit again. We may still have the technologies but most will be useless. We will go back to a more controlable time and the world, even though now is almost destroyed will go back to it's beginings. Pollution will dramaticaly decrease, waste and disposal areas will have time to do their jobs, and the animal population will again flourish.

There will be no wrath of God, no Great Flood, No Volcanic pressure that can blow up the world.

There will only be these factors

Considerally we are like bacteria, When we Find a massive Energy flood we flourish. We use the energy until it is gone then we either decrease in numbers or search for a greater resource. And considering the fact we wont be able to jump from planet to planet until such a time in the far future we are doomed to decrease in numbers.

Now I would have much rather been in the old ages when the populous was more managable, and it seems were headed that way, so make sure your childrens children are prepared. Or your your ancestrial line will no longer exsist.

This is what I now think

any questions?

[Jet Set Willy]

I have a question:

What makes you think that you can offer us such a convoluted load of threadbare rubbish and then end up with "any questions?" as if your opinion actually matters outside your own brain's minimal sphere of influence?

[Jale]

Ergh...Um... :huh: What did you say? I didn't get it all... Next time be more concrete, Zidane, so we can understand you. Less writting, more understanding. ;)

[Zidane]

srry with the end there my friend told me to finish it with that

what I wanted to say is

does anyone agree

[1337 Hacker]

theres an end of world video, on http://www.albinoblacksheep.com

[Splize]

The oil resource is limited so we are bound to run out of it in the next couple of years. Though at the time being we arnt acctaully using too much to the point we cant reach demand. There is hundred of oil barrels stacked away by oil companies, its not that we are running out its just that a mass precentage of usable oil is being stored for stock market purposes.

[Jet Set Willy]

Of course oil isn't going to run out in a couple of years. That's so stupid. What kind of fucking shit have you been reading?

[Splize]

I dont know whether your being sarcastic or not, but oil is a non-renuable resource and from what ive heard its bound to run out in around 50 years.

[Jale]

Is it gonna run out? then we have to find another resource.

[Jet Set Willy]

Originally posted by Splize@Dec 7 2004, 04:54 PM
I dont know whether your being sarcastic or not, but oil is a non-renuable resource and from what ive heard its bound to run out in around 50 years.
But you said next couple of years. Couple means two. You didn't realise couple means two, did you?

[Jale]

Another theory: Another Big Bang, but in the inverse way :huh: We'll be swallowed by the universe :o But it'll happen in millions of years.

[Splize]

Originally posted by Jet Set Willy+Dec 7 2004, 07:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jet Set Willy &#064; Dec 7 2004, 07:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Splize@Dec 7 2004, 04:54 PM
I dont know whether your being sarcastic or not, but oil is a non-renuable resource and from what ive heard its bound to run out in around 50 years.
But you said next couple of years. Couple means two. You didn&#39;t realise couple means two, did you? [/b][/quote]
Yeah I presumed thats what you were getting at, but im pretty sure couple can mean several as well.

[SladeXR]

Originally posted by JAPPsmash@Dec 7 2004, 06:54 PM
Another theory: Another Big Bang, but in the inverse way :huh: We&#39;ll be swallowed by the universe :o But it&#39;ll happen in millions of years.
Hmm I cannot agree. IMHO the universe is expanding (outwards) and will continue to expand untill the matter totally scatters across the infinity of the universe.
We will cease to exist because the sun will become a red giant who-knows-how-many-million years from now. It will swallow the earth in it&#39;s dying breath and unless we flee to another planet - we are doomed.

[Jet Set Willy]

Nothing any of you say has any logical basis.

[Splize]

Anyone hear about that one disease thats inside birds that they belived to be the next epidemic. From what I know it has the ability to switch from birds to humans and back. There has been already a few deaths, but whats frigthening if it switches and stays on humans, it could be like the next black plague.

[Jale]

We will cease to exist because the sun will become a red giant who-knows-how-many-million years from now

About in 5.000.000.000 years. Truly.

[WellWellWell]

Originally posted by Jet Set Willy@Dec 7 2004, 08:50 PM
Nothing any of you say has any logical basis.
I think zombies have been most logical, so far.

[Zach]

50 years is being a bit hysterical by any means.

Oil can also be recycled.

ps. too lazy to fucking quote page 2..

[SladeXR]

Originally posted by Jet Set Willy@Dec 7 2004, 08:50 PM
Nothing any of you say has any logical basis.
Everything I said has logical basis

[ScotchGuy]

Excellent retort.

[Jet Set Willy]

No it didn&#39;t.


Hmm I cannot agree. IMHO the universe is expanding (outwards) and will continue to expand untill the matter totally scatters across the infinity of the universe.
We will cease to exist because the sun will become a red giant who-knows-how-many-million years from now. It will swallow the earth in it&#39;s dying breath and unless we flee to another planet - we are doomed.

You start off talking about the expansion of the Universe. You give no logical reason why expansion means that there will never be a reverse of the Big Bang idea. You may as well have said that your favourite clowns are green clowns.

You then said something entirely unrelated about the sun going boom. Why? What evidence suggests this? How can you be sure nothing else will happen first?

These statements are no less logical than what you&#39;ve said:

* The great Ducklesnot will inject poison into the Earth&#39;s core.
* In the year 2007, people with "outey" belly buttons will explode killing everything within a 50 mile radius.
* Mice: Friend or foe? Apocalypse at noon.
* Ekky Thump St. Bungalows McBees

[SladeXR]

Because I didn&#39;t explain the logical reasons doesn&#39;t mean there are no logical reasons.

First off it was prooven by blue shift / red shift spectrum analysis that galaxies are moving away from us and each other (that&#39;s some logical proof that the universe is expanding).
The sun&#39;s nuclear power is limited. When it runs out of hydrogen fuel it won&#39;t be able to hold it&#39;s outer layers and they will start to expand. It has been proven that stars with mass approximately the same as the sun become red giants in the end of their lifes as stars (after that they become white dwarfs).

I don&#39;t have the time to explain further and as ScotchGay said - my English is bad, so if I find some articles regarding the shit above, I&#39;ll post them here.

[Jet Set Willy]

I didn&#39;t say the concepts had no logic. I said you&#39;re applying no logic to the situation, and you&#39;re not. You&#39;ve still not given a reason for this being the probable cause of the end of the world. Sure, it can happen, but it may not be the probable cause. You&#39;re all just saying things. It seems a bit pointless.

[SladeXR]

I say realistic things that may cause Earth&#39;s death. Humanity can be long gone before sun&#39;s death though but I&#39;m an optimist (after the end of the cold war) and I think that we will survive somehow to the point when the sun will expand.

[ScotchGuy]

WHAT?&#33;

[Zach]

Your mother

didn&#39;t you hear me the first time BITCH ?&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[ScotchGuy]

Attack of Turkatrons ensues.

Thinking of you, Waz. :wub:

[Jale]

You then said something entirely unrelated about the sun going boom. Why? What evidence suggests this? How can you be sure nothing else will happen first?

Every star dies and the sun is a big one, if you didn&#39;t know. And the theory SladeXR said is true, but it&#39;s a THEORY. It might or might not happen.

[SladeXR]

Yes my teory is realistic, Waz only tries to annoy people without reason.
There are so many end-of-the-world possibilities and many of them are absolutely logical and realistic, but no one could point the one that will actually cause the end of the world.

[Jet Set Willy]

Originally posted by JAPPsmash@Dec 8 2004, 01:12 PM

You then said something entirely unrelated about the sun going boom. Why? What evidence suggests this? How can you be sure nothing else will happen first?

Every star dies and the sun is a big one, if you didn&#39;t know. And the theory SladeXR said is true, but it&#39;s a THEORY. It might or might not happen.
LISTEN *SMACK* TO *SMACK* ME *SMACK*

I am saying that you can&#39;t just say something will happen just because you think it will. Just because something can happen doesn&#39;t mean it will. I only brought this up, not because I wanted to moan at you, but because I was looking at a thread full of people saying "X will happen", not saying why or giving any basis, not understanding the source theory, but just spreading something they heard on a Discovery Channel special. It&#39;s ignorance.

[Splize]

Originally posted by Lefteris_D@Jul 21 2004, 09:00 PM
So what do you think our demise will be?

.....

[Jale]

Originally posted by Jet Set Willy+Dec 8 2004, 02:37 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Jet Set Willy &#064; Dec 8 2004, 02:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-JAPPsmash@Dec 8 2004, 01:12 PM

You then said something entirely unrelated about the sun going boom. Why? What evidence suggests this? How can you be sure nothing else will happen first?

Every star dies and the sun is a big one, if you didn&#39;t know. And the theory SladeXR said is true, but it&#39;s a THEORY. It might or might not happen.
LISTEN *SMACK* TO *SMACK* ME *SMACK*

I am saying that you can&#39;t just say something will happen just because you think it will. Just because something can happen doesn&#39;t mean it will. I only brought this up, not because I wanted to moan at you, but because I was looking at a thread full of people saying "X will happen", not saying why or giving any basis, not understanding the source theory, but just spreading something they heard on a Discovery Channel special. It&#39;s ignorance.[/b][/quote]
I said IT MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT HAPPEN. One of those two :o

[iLLisioN]

End of the wolrd eh? Hopefully, we all wont have the opportunity of witnessing that.

[Zidane]

We are describing mostly massive universal wide destruction or the destruction of our civilizations.

Where are the theoies stranged, stretch, skewed, probable, or stupid about the end of earth alone. :huh:

[Zach]

omg omg I kno

we will suck all teh energiez from teh planetz lifestream and it will crumble &#33;1111 :o

[Lefteris_D]

The planet&#39;s lifestream? What game have you been playing?

[Zach]

Wow

I&#39;m not even going to dignify that with a real answer

[ScotchGuy]

Greeks are fantastic with humor.

[Splize]

Originally posted by Lefteris_D@Dec 11 2004, 11:09 PM
The planet&#39;s lifestream? What game have you been playing?
Well you are the guys that believe in Gaea.

[Lefteris_D]

Originally posted by Splize@Dec 12 2004, 07:50 AM
Well you are the guys that believe in Gaea.
Used to, not any more.

If you want to take it to mythology then we can assume that the Titans are released and the world is destroyed.

[Splize]

Originally posted by Lefteris_D+Dec 12 2004, 10:23 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lefteris_D &#064; Dec 12 2004, 10:23 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Splize@Dec 12 2004, 07:50 AM
Well you are the guys that believe in Gaea.
Used to, not any more. [/b][/quote]
WTF&#33; NO way. You must be the new generation....Do you parents still believe in it?

[Lefteris_D]

Originally posted by Splize@Dec 12 2004, 09:46 PM
WTF&#33; NO way. You must be the new generation....Do you parents still believe in it?
Err... we seem to have a misunderstanding here.

My people stopped believing in that shortly after the arrival of Christianity. That was almost 2000 years ago.

I&#39;m a Christian Orthodox since birth and so are my parents.

[Splize]

Wow you Greeks sure give up fast









Im just joking I hope you realize that

[Lefteris_D]

Let&#39;s let this topic get back on cource after this reply, ok?


Originally posted by Splize@Dec 12 2004, 09:59 PM
Wow you Greeks sure give up fast
While apostle Paul was making his first visit at Athens(around 50 A.D.) he saw an altar with the inscription “To the Unknown God.”.

We never gave up, we simply found the "Unknown God".

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Speaking of mythology:

Atlas could let the sky fall on us or Odin could decide to bring Ragnaroc&#33; The world would end either way.

[Badger]

The world ends when Lefteris gets given admin panel access to god.com

[Jale]

World domination by Lefteris. That&#39;s why he&#39;s Dr.Evil :P