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gforce75
July 29th, 2007, 04:51
The dumbest game of all games that I have ever played and makes me throw up inside thinking about it is Q-Bert. I never figured out the game when I was 7 and to do this day, the game erks me thinking about it.

Ryanfaescotland
July 30th, 2007, 16:01
Dark Castle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUvz_X5Jq1k)

Epsi
July 30th, 2007, 16:21
id have to say Heroes of Might and Magic 5. But I hear the expansions make it les retarded...

Jale
July 30th, 2007, 17:07
Lester The Unlikely (http://youtube.com/watch?v=M71irMVQzSQ) for the SNES.

Crazy!
August 2nd, 2007, 21:15
Lester The Unlikely (http://youtube.com/watch?v=M71irMVQzSQ) for the SNES.

Oh god yeah! lol :D That's games silly as shit just how I like 'em! hehe :happy:

DarkBloodyFetus
August 3rd, 2007, 19:22
Crazy Taxi, never liked it once.

Zach
August 4th, 2007, 06:41
How could you not figure out Q-Bert?

That game was awesome. It was pure simplicity and spawned many clones at that.. I had the pleasure of playing a real arcade machine at a friends house when I was a kid.

Turn all the squares... how hard a concept is that :confused:

Now I'll tell you what was stupid..

Iron Tank - NES
Mario is Missing - NES
The Empire Strikes Back - Atari 2600
E.T - Atari 2600 - need I say more?

Jale
August 4th, 2007, 15:51
Oh god yeah! lol :D That's games silly as shit just how I like 'em! hehe :happy:
Yep. I hate when he runs away from anything like a sissy girl :dry:

Ryanfaescotland
August 5th, 2007, 20:09
Good call on Mario is Missing same with the Where in Time/World is Carmen Sandiago they were rubbish.

There is some pretty retarded games here (http://forums.emulator-zone.com/forumdisplay.php?f=39)

Genome
August 5th, 2007, 23:24
i really thought body harvest (n64) sucked.

somehow when i asked my mom to rent me harvest moon 64 she would get confused and manage to rent that piece of shit.

Jale
August 5th, 2007, 23:33
i really thought body harvest (n64) sucked.

somehow when i asked my mom to rent me harvest moon 64 she would get confused and manage to rent that piece of shit.
What?! Body Harvest may not be the coolest game, but it's a good game (to not say excellent).

zionprophecy
August 6th, 2007, 13:25
home improvement for snes..

lol


hmmmmmmm tim

ubr
August 6th, 2007, 19:36
Solitaire on every Windows.

Alucard_The_Dex
August 7th, 2007, 22:29
I know im gonna hear alota objections but um Playstation one in general. I Find myself scrounging around my room attic basment garage and so and and so forth for games from my childhood days (not to mention just going to a old video game store and buying them) and since ps2 and xbox and gamecube I havent played a single ps1 game nor do i own anything to do with ps1 anymore... Playstation one games to me are at the crossroads where console nastalga ends and new gaming consoles begins.

And a simpler answer for ya aswell. Toy Story for snes :confused:

Crazy!
August 7th, 2007, 23:27
What?! Body Harvest may not be the coolest game, but it's a good game (to not say excellent).

Yeah I LOVED Body Harvest, I found it really hard though! It's not a bad game in my opinion, but it can get boring when your stuk!:D

Ryanfaescotland
August 7th, 2007, 23:33
I know im gonna hear alota objections but um Playstation one in general. I Find myself scrounging around my room attic basment garage and so and and so forth for games from my childhood days (not to mention just going to a old video game store and buying them) and since ps2 and xbox and gamecube I havent played a single ps1 game nor do i own anything to do with ps1 anymore... Playstation one games to me are at the crossroads where console nastalga ends and new gaming consoles begins.

And a simpler answer for ya aswell. Toy Story for snes :confused:

Resident Evil 2? FF 7 + 8? Metal Gear Solid? They are all legedery in my book.

Now Po'ed for the PS1 that was retarded.

Alucard_The_Dex
August 7th, 2007, 23:39
Um....Sorry....You just kinda named all the games i hated to a fine pinpoint....:(

RainWarrior
August 9th, 2007, 03:43
the worst game i have ever played was starwars: shadow of the empire. but i haven't played much bad games.

cibomatto2002
August 9th, 2007, 04:28
tick tack toe

Spellsong
August 9th, 2007, 04:58
the worst game i have ever played was starwars: shadow of the empire. but i haven't played much bad games.

I liked that game a lot years ago, but it has aged to the point where I can't play it all the way anymore. Its like playing a game that is going at more than 60FPS a minute.

Ryanfaescotland
August 9th, 2007, 10:21
I liked that game a lot years ago, but it has aged to the point where I can't play it all the way anymore. Its like playing a game that is going at more than 60Frames Per Second a minute.

What? I'm trying to work out what that would mean but my head is starting to hurt :o

Spellsong
August 10th, 2007, 04:54
The game feels to fast. Its like playing a DOS game in Windows XP. You know how sometimes DOS games can go too fast due to the hardware its on.

Ryanfaescotland
August 10th, 2007, 22:22
Ah yeah I know what you mean, I installed Theme Park not long ago and it was mental quick!

Zach
August 16th, 2007, 22:42
I'm going to answer this out of spite...

60FPS per minute = 1 frame per second

Spellsong
August 17th, 2007, 02:14
Ugh that was a typo. I wanted to get rid of minute.

heatblazer
August 17th, 2007, 13:12
Stupid game?Well I`ve never seen anything much stupid than a game by the name of Fight Fever.That was very stupid and ugl game :S

AnAutisticDog
August 17th, 2007, 13:48
Halo 2, All the Mario Parties, All the Final Fantasy Games, W.O.W., RunScape, Gears of War.Just my opinions.

{I lied on the last one}

Zach
August 18th, 2007, 19:03
How can you hate any FF pre-FF7 ?

You sir, ARE DEFECTIVE ! :fuckyou:

Jale
August 18th, 2007, 21:57
I never liked the NES Final Fantasies.
Final Fantasy III/VI is a jewel.
Final Fantasy V is just good.
Final Fantasy VII, I don't see why it's so special, but it's a great game.
Final Fantasy VIII has to be my favorite one.
Final Fantasy IX is the one I'm currently playing, but still doesn't beat Final Fantasy VIII.
The ones I dislike: Final Fantasy Mystic Quest and Final Fantasy Tactics (I don't like the battle system).

seether9111
August 19th, 2007, 04:29
absolute worst I ever played was blue stinger on dreamcast.how could one game be so fucking bad:confused:

Jale
August 19th, 2007, 04:53
I'm amazed no-one mentioned Crazy Frog Racer.

AnAutisticDog
August 20th, 2007, 05:33
How can you hate any FF pre-FF7 ?

You sir, ARE DEFECTIVE ! :fuckyou:

Well my parents said "You're normal little Tommy."
But now sir you lowered my self esteem 7%. I hate you

blueshogun96
August 23rd, 2007, 07:30
Now I'll tell you what was stupid..

Iron Tank - NES
Mario is Missing - NES
The Empire Strikes Back - Atari 2600
E.T - Atari 2600 - need I say more?

I know this is a little old, but Iron Tank for NES was an excellent game. I remember playing that one for hours on end.

My list of most retarted games...
Diddy Kong Racing - N64 <- Painfully hard game
The Sims (all) - PC <- This game is beyond pointless
Playboy Mansion - PC/PS2/XBOX <- WTF?

EDIT:

How can you hate any FF pre-FF7 ?

You sir, ARE DEFECTIVE ! :fuckyou:
When will the FF fanboys ever learn...

AnAutisticDog
August 23rd, 2007, 08:05
I love Diddy kong on 64. I beat it completely.

~!!WhoCares!!~
August 23rd, 2007, 15:06
For me it would have to be those Dora the explora games my sister plays so much on here ds.

captainstan
September 5th, 2007, 23:05
shaq fu (snes)
where's waldo (genesis)

Youngy 360
October 1st, 2007, 22:39
The worst game i've ever played , infact 2, are Rascal (PSX) and the McDonalds game (MegaDrive)

The McDonalds game i downloaded at college for a laugh and it was shite :dry: Rascal was boringboring and boring:dry: never liked it despite i had cheats and was a copied game which i got free of sum1:dry:

Youngy 360
October 1st, 2007, 22:40
I'm amazed no-one mentioned Crazy Frog Racer.

Ive played a deom of that for PS2 b4 i moved to 360 and was absolutley SHIT!!!!!! i dont knw how u call it a game:msn_confu

Naku_vamp
October 7th, 2007, 04:10
What?! Body Harvest may not be the coolest game, but it's a good game (to not say excellent).

Yeah body harvest was pretty cool..i personally loved that mirror shield thing that burned stuff haha

Tho when i first got the game i didn't even know what to do O.o

Naku_vamp
October 7th, 2007, 04:12
I know this is a little old, but Iron Tank for NES was an excellent game. I remember playing that one for hours on end.

My list of most retarted games...
Diddy Kong Racing - N64 <- Painfully hard game
The Sims (all) - PC <- This game is beyond pointless
Playboy Mansion - PC/PS2/XBOX <- WTF?

EDIT:

When will the FF fanboys ever learn...

Diddy Kong racing wasn't hard i beat that game 100% and I completely and totally SUCK at all racing games O_o

Youngy 360
October 7th, 2007, 22:07
I allso hate Rayman 2, it's not as good as the first one.:p

Hrothgar
October 21st, 2007, 16:56
I have to say one of the worst games I ever played was Noah's Adventure 3D. All of the gameplay was stolen from Wolfenstein 3d, and made awful. You play as Noah shooting food pellets at animals to sedate them. On top of that, you needed another game cartridge to put in it just to make it run. However, here's some other really bad games

All the Zelda games for CD-i
Aquaman for Gamecube
Back to the Future II & III for the NES (WTF KOOPA'S)
I have to agree the worst game for Atari was ET, but there was also a Texas Chainsaw massacre game that was very horrible.

AnAutisticDog
October 21st, 2007, 17:09
Im going to say the worst game Ive ever played is the new Yaris game. You can download it off the XboxLIve Arcade and its free. Its a horrible attempt to sell a few of their shitty cars.

BTW: If you dont know the Yaris is a small worthless car made by Toyota.

Zach
October 24th, 2007, 23:56
Dude how could you forget Back To the Future 1 on NES too ?

omg... horrible!

montpics
October 26th, 2007, 16:33
Dude how could you forget Back To the Future 1 on NES too ?

omg... horrible!
But is was fun at least.....

haunter=best
October 27th, 2007, 12:53
CHU CHU ROCKET FOR DREAMCAST!!!
i found it pretty pointless. was fun though. amused me for days on end :P

Desert Drifter
October 28th, 2007, 06:47
Mario's Time Machine for SNES. Rented that piece of crap one summer years ago (95). A friend's ideal, hated him for years. :p

Jale
October 28th, 2007, 16:29
That Beethoven game for the SNES.

xplics
November 5th, 2007, 17:46
I have to say one of the worst games I ever played was Noah's Adventure 3D. All of the gameplay was stolen from Wolfenstein 3d, and made awful. You play as Noah shooting food pellets at animals to sedate them. On top of that, you needed another game cartridge to put in it just to make it run. However, here's some other really bad games

All the Zelda games for CD-i
Aquaman for Gamecube
Back to the Future II & III for the NES (WTF KOOPA'S)
I have to agree the worst game for Atari was ET, but there was also a Texas Chainsaw massacre game that was very horrible.


Lol, sound like this one game I got with my PACKERD BELL 60 MHZ (TOP OF THE LINE IN late 94 LOL), I beleave it was called DINO LIVING MUESUM or something. It was so horrible, and ever worse looking then Wofenstien 3D.

AerisHeaven
November 10th, 2007, 12:04
:oI would have to say Q-Bert because I never liked it when i was a kdi