There's a Catholic school near my old house called Immaculate Conception.... I always wondered what it meant, but never bothered to look it up. Good thing we have stupid people that want to sound smart by using big words. Oh, and thanks for people that can spot their mistakes and show them to everyone else. Otherwise, I'd have never known.
Immaculate conception, hahahahahaha.
"I didn't have sex I swear, um, it was an angel"
"Okay, that's good Mary, you're still a virgin then"
One of the better stories the christians believe. One person created the world you know, oh and dinosaurs never existed, and the entire world was flooded but good ol' Noah got all the animals in the world onto one boat and saved the earth.
Flowers always look like happy
Flowers always smell of pure goodness
Flowers make my teeth smile
I enjoy their company
Flowers are fun to own
This is going to make me seem like a reactionary of some kind or a crazed Christian - but I'd like to intervene.
Immaculate conception is not a title Christian concept - it's a mix of a few things that mingles and mixes with mainly Catholicism, some Orthodox belief but with exceptions as to the definitions of what Immaculate conception is and to where it actually applies - This is different from the traditional belief Christian belief Virgin Birth but this is far too much for me to explain in one shot - I don't know nearly enough to speak about it in detail or explain it. There are endless volumes which try to suggest how the Virgin Mary became with child, ranging from from divine intervention to parthenogenesis.
Almost everything in the bible is not meant to be taken literally.
And as for the pregnancy without sex - that's not so much of an absurd Christian thing and concept as it looks to be. Greeky Greeky :P but - long before, something like that can be, for instance found in Greek Mythology. Semele, daughter of King Cadmus of Thebes was given a drink with the powdered heart of a dead offspring of the gods, Zagreus, and upon drinking it, became pregrant bore Dionysus, who would be a son of the god, Zeus.
Right... even if it's not just a christian idea though they still believe that Mary gave birth to Jesus without having sexual intercourse, and despite the obvious point that most of the bible should not be taken literally the majority of christians do just that.
I can tell you how she had jesus, she had sex, with a man. The bible is a book full of exaggerations written down by crazies who thought god was talking to them.
Flowers always look like happy
Flowers always smell of pure goodness
Flowers make my teeth smile
I enjoy their company
Flowers are fun to own
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seriously, stop making stupid replies....Originally posted by JAPPsmash@Dec 7 2004, 10:44 PM
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I hate all of you, especially donkeyknob.
For the first time ever, I REALLY agree with you.I can tell you how she had jesus, she had sex, with a man. The bible is a book full of exaggerations written down by crazies who thought god was talking to them.
that dont make sense?! where u hear that from anyways?Originally posted by ScotchGuy@Dec 8 2004, 03:25 AM
Mary gave birth to Jesus without having sexual intercourse
mary wasn't a virgin ffs!
lol
such a liar that mary
did they have turkey basters back then?
just one sip of your behaviour
and my senses tell me danger
Did god bust on her chest ?
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