Ok everyone, let's post the funniest jokes we found online today :)
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Ok everyone, let's post the funniest jokes we found online today :)
S.T.A.L.K.E.R - Review
It's russian..but the idea of a review it's funny as hell,considering this game is in development for 4-5 years and it'll be ready when it's done.They even have new ingame shots.
Translation of the review:
Quote:
API MS DirectX 9.0
Engine X-Ray
Pixel shaders 1.1, 3.0
Vertex shaders 1.1, 3.0
Anisotropic filter control Present
Antialiasing control Present
Screen refresh rate control Present
Widescreen support No
1280х1024 resolution support Present
Sound EAX Advanced HD, X-Fi
Latest available version 1.0
Version used for testing 1.0
Pro:
* revolutionary graphics
* rich sound
* amazing artificial intelligence
* very interesting gameplay
* outstanding physical model
* very well modelled live world
Contra:
* impossible to play at night - too scary
Another "prank" was the FF XIII presence at E3 announced by IGN.
The BEST one:
GTA:Chicago Site Online
Okay, first link I found from Google. :p
The Top 10 Worst April Fool's Day Hoaxes Ever
Shigeru Miyamoto was zombified !
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9...shigeru0jh.jpg
http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/kojima.JPG
Hideo Kojima dabbles in karaoke?
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by cloud4004
That's actually the MGS 4 RealTime Demonstration at TGS 2005 (for those unbelievers).
He should stop the karaoke thing and get working on MGS 4. :p
http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,452413,00.jpg
Deathmatch!!! This Sunday... :mad:
:excl: U2's Bono vs $$ Bill Gates :excl:
Not even Jesus can stop them...... Blooooooooood!
The greatest joke I have seen today was on a rom/iso site.You understand I can't post the link.
Imagine a guy starting a thread (In the Trading Zone) named PSX - Resident Evil 4 - Translation PSX.
And see how many will post download difficulties.It's a blast.
ROFLMAO :biglaugh:
If someone posts about having problems with the download I think I'll die laughing.
Zophar.net said he was bout out by goole, now goophars domain
IGN and Gamespot both announced fake games like word of starcraft
GameFaqs said they had been shutdown by an anticheating firm
thats what i saw yesterday
The No-Intro Project has put up news on their site that they were quitting!
It even said that BigFred (one of their datters) has joined a NDS/GBA dumping group :D
Newspaper said there would be snow here, in a tropical zone, lol.
Not even Jesus can stop them.Quote:
Originally Posted by cloud4004
I can't even illustrate how hard I laughed when I read that.
Thx, I'm glad someone enjoyed it. :happy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Akiko_the_Elf
I liked it too man...didn't get a chance to post about it then.Quote:
Originally Posted by cloud4004
If it was lame,I would have said something.
Even days later it still makes me laugh. Not even Jesus can stop them.
