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Jet Set Willy
10-28-2003, 02:27
22 years young. That's still pretty infantile. Grow up!

Here's a scary cake:

http://user.suffolk.ac.uk/~stu-130800/cake.jpg
Codeine
10-28-2003, 02:35
Have a happy Birthday Badger :)

Do you have a cake or anything :ph34r:
Badger
10-28-2003, 02:39
I had no cake as its 1:37am

Still I want that cake
Jay
10-28-2003, 02:41
I'm afraid of that cake. Oh yeah, happy birthday Badger.
Badger
10-28-2003, 02:52
I'm going to Blackpool tomorrow

Expect never to see me again
Jet Set Willy
10-28-2003, 02:53
Skanky skanky skank town. Of HELL.
DanielW
10-28-2003, 04:19
happy b-day. a new ford gt should arrive at your door tomorrow.
Jay
10-28-2003, 04:20
Originally posted by DanielW@Oct 28 2003, 04:19 AM
happy b-day. a new ford gt should arrive at your door tomorrow.
In that case it's my birthday too.
onewecallgod
10-28-2003, 04:27
happy birthday. hope the rest arent as bad :P
El Fugitivo
10-28-2003, 05:17
Happy birthday, I hope you get shit-faced and wake up with someone you don't know in the morning.
Lefteris_D
10-28-2003, 06:18
On such occasions I never whish for people to live long but live happy.

So my whish for you is: Live happy and may your every desire come true.
ScotchGuy
10-28-2003, 06:32
But his desire is for you to die. Which means you just wished for yourself to die.
hitmonlee
10-28-2003, 07:07
welcome to the 22nd level of life badger :)
ScotchGuy
10-28-2003, 07:09
I heard the end guy is hard.
donkeyknob
10-28-2003, 07:23
happy birthday. when your in trubble press the any key
Jay
10-28-2003, 07:41
Trouble (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=spell+check&btnG=Google+Search) :P
donkeyknob
10-28-2003, 07:49
i get all my spellings and definitions from www.urbandictionary.com
Jay
10-28-2003, 08:03
I was just kidding with you. :D
Zach
10-28-2003, 08:37
What the fuck

Where is my birthday thread


fucking internet racists, fuck you all !! trying to keep a fucking black mage down like that !111 omfg wtf ?!111

:ph34r:

happy birthday dipshit
The Hedgehog
10-28-2003, 10:42
I hope Badger gets bitten by 20 vampire babies and is ass-fucked by 3 large baboons.
TGS
10-28-2003, 15:21
Me too.
Zach
10-28-2003, 18:31
I think it would be more funny if he were hit by and ass-fucked by that god awful creature making its way into everyones signature ?

what the hell is that thing <_<
Jet Set Willy
10-28-2003, 18:35
Bunchies.

It was great until it got overused.
The Hedgehog
10-28-2003, 19:41
There are only 2 bunchies worth mentioning. The one I use and this one: http://www.angelfire.com/la2/bitingfae/beastexcite.gif
hitmonlee
10-29-2003, 08:23
http://pages.infinit.net/bluefire/Images/bananallama.gif

this one is the best as it involves a bunchie (where did that name come from), and the cool banana, pulling the slayer handsign

\m/
KidneyKai
10-29-2003, 21:08
Whoa, got here a bit late.
Bet Badger had a very happy birthday. :ph34r:
Jay
10-29-2003, 21:58
Donkey Car.

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/e-h/geostorm.jpg
<><>
10-30-2003, 13:32
So when are you going to tell us the details of the stripper event on your bday badger?

I hope it turned out better than the bday gift for a friend of mine... the stripper had her period while she was right on top of the guy and rubbing herself all over the kids chest/face.
MONKEY_NUTS
10-30-2003, 23:23
thank you for this info... do you have a pic? :unsure:
DanielW
10-31-2003, 06:38
i wonder id bager is still alive. he hasn't checked in. let's hope he's onlky passed out somewhere.
Codeine
10-31-2003, 06:43
Probably got HIV from a slut.
El Fugitivo
10-31-2003, 09:22
Badger died yesterday while driving. He went out like he had always dreamed, drinking behind the wheel and getting road head. Unfortunately, due to the nature of the collision and the position of his escort's head, his last few moments on earth were those of a eunoch's. He will be missed by all.




RIP Badge.
donkeyknob
10-31-2003, 09:27
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative4.jpg
ScotchGuy
10-31-2003, 20:45
Damn it Beef, none of your images show up.
Zach
10-31-2003, 21:14
They're lame anyway
Jet Set Willy
10-31-2003, 21:19
Yeah, I wish they didn't show up for me.
ScotchGuy
10-31-2003, 21:34
Then allow me to rephrase my last post:

Wahoo Beef, none of your images show up!
donkeyknob
11-01-2003, 06:19
just go to ebaumsworld.com then images then forum fun... your eyes can be tortured there
Danny
11-01-2003, 15:57
The good thing about firebird is that you can block images from sites.
ScotchGuy
11-02-2003, 04:39
Yes, that is an excellent thing. Thanks again Firebird.
Badger
11-03-2003, 03:28
I am alive.

I have an epic tale of heroism and desperation to tell though.
Zach
11-03-2003, 03:33
You had sex ?
Codeine
11-03-2003, 04:29
No no, he saved a five year old girl, then he had sex :o
DanielW
11-03-2003, 07:06
with the girl
Codeine
11-03-2003, 07:13
That is five.
Zach
11-03-2003, 10:01
and shes gonna have his baby

oh shit
Jay
11-04-2003, 02:07
Then he got ass-raped by Ronald McDonald.
Badger
11-04-2003, 02:49
I would quite like to have sex with Caprice
onewecallgod
11-04-2003, 03:09
Caprice? :blink:
Jay
11-04-2003, 03:18
Originally posted by Jay@Nov 3 2003, 08:07 PM
Then he got ass-raped by Ronald McDonald.
Did you get fries with that? :P
onewecallgod
11-04-2003, 03:21
what about those little purple and blue ball things... gotta wonder what those represent
Jet Set Willy
11-04-2003, 04:39
Originally posted by onewecallgod@Nov 4 2003, 02:21 AM
those little purple and blue ball things... gotta wonder what those represent
Bastards.
DanielW
11-04-2003, 06:23
Originally posted by Badger@Nov 4 2003, 02:49 AM
I would quite like to have sex with Caprice
excellent
http://www.neassoc.com/ptp2001/pictures/Meghan-Caprice-fix2.jpg
DanielW
11-04-2003, 06:31
or might this be her?
http://www.argenta.nu/Foton/CAPRICE.JPG
The Hedgehog
11-04-2003, 07:04
I'm quite possitive he's interested in this precious jewel:

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/uglypeoplereindeer.jpg
DanielW
11-04-2003, 07:07
Originally posted by The Hedgehog@Nov 4 2003, 07:04 AM
I'm quite possitive he's interested in this precious jewel:

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/uglypeoplereindeer.jpg
yes but badger clearly stated, caprice, not wilson.
Jet Set Willy
11-04-2003, 07:08
Caprice is a bit obvious looking, I find. I'm sure she's hot, but not cute.

I mean the real Caprice, of course.
hitmonlee
11-04-2003, 08:04
she's alright for a generic blonde
a little old though
El Fugitivo
11-04-2003, 19:31
Huh?
Jet Set Willy
11-04-2003, 19:35
Caprice. Some American who decided to travel to England to spread her legs for cash.
Codeine
11-04-2003, 22:20
Twiggy is the most gorgeous girl, ever..


NOT the Marylin Manson bassist.