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Jay
10-27-2003, 07:45
My cats breath smells like cat food.

- Ralph Wiggim
Codeine
10-28-2003, 02:18
Doh

Homer Simpson.
DanielW
10-28-2003, 04:19
a-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi
onewecallgod
10-28-2003, 04:29
if i can sink to the bottom, i can run to the shore.


-homer
onewecallgod
10-28-2003, 04:30
i am so smart. i am so smart. S-M-R-T. S-M-R-T

-homer
Jay
10-28-2003, 04:34
Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.

- Apu
Jay
10-28-2003, 04:37
Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!

- Mr. Burns
Jet Set Willy
10-28-2003, 04:39
Homer: "I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face!"
onewecallgod
10-28-2003, 04:52
Excelllent

-Burns
Jay
10-28-2003, 04:55
Me fail English, that's unpossible

- Ralph Wiggim
onewecallgod
10-28-2003, 05:03
no its "...thats imperssible"

get it right Jay :P
Jay
10-28-2003, 05:09
Homer : "No TV and no beer make Homer something, something."
Marge : "Go crazy?"
Homer : "DON'T MIND IF I DO!

- Homer and Marge

EDIT - And my bad on the imperssible :P
Jet Set Willy
10-28-2003, 05:18
Originally posted by onewecallgod@Oct 28 2003, 04:03 AM
no its "...thats imperssible"

get it right Jay :P
You have to be fucking kidding.
Jay
10-28-2003, 05:20
Oh.... was I right? Hmmm....
El Fugitivo
10-28-2003, 05:25
Yes, it's "unpossible".


This one hasn't aired yet, but it's on the commercials for the next Treehouse Of Horror, when Death knocks on the Simpsons' door:

Homer: "We don't want any."
onewecallgod
10-28-2003, 05:30
i guess its my shitty reception that makes it sound like imperssible
ScotchGuy
10-28-2003, 06:02
Homer:

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
ScotchGuy
10-28-2003, 06:03
Homer:

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Jet Set Willy
10-28-2003, 06:06
Heh, Gamblor.

Homer: Oh, twenty dollars, I wanted a peanut.
Homer's brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
Homer: Explain.
Homer's brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Codeine
10-28-2003, 06:08
Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me"
Teller: "Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: " I dont know"
Jet Set Willy
10-28-2003, 06:09
Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
ScotchGuy
10-28-2003, 06:23
Homer:

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems.

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.

Marge: Bart! I don't know where you pick up such foul language.
Homer On Phone With Moe: Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.



Skinner:

Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?

Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.

Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.



Groundskeeper Willie:

That's the last time you'll slap your Willie around!


Leonard Nimoy:

Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounter is true and by true, I mean false. Its all lies. But they're entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
hitmonlee
10-28-2003, 07:05
Originally posted by Waz@Oct 28 2003, 01:09 PM
Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
that's my one, i say that one :angry:

Then we figured out we could park them in front of the tv. That's how I was raised and I turned out tv.
- Homer
donkeyknob
10-28-2003, 07:21
DETENTION!
-- many teachers in one of the treehouse of horrors
Jay
10-28-2003, 07:45
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

- Bart
The Hedgehog
10-28-2003, 10:44
http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/RicersSimpsons_professor.jpg
Jay
10-29-2003, 00:02
Homer: "Hello my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a package for me."

Postman: "Okay Mr Burns whats your first name?"

Homer: (slowly) "I don't know."
Jet Set Willy
10-29-2003, 00:06
We've already had that one, shithat.
onewecallgod
10-29-2003, 00:09
mmm...dooughnut...

*drooling sound* mint julip

-homer
Jay
10-29-2003, 00:11
We've already had that one, shithat.


Jesus Christ, lighten the fuck up. For someone that makes so many mean jokes, you sure get offended easily...... shithat
Jet Set Willy
10-29-2003, 00:15
Originally posted by Jay@Oct 28 2003, 11:11 PM
We've already had that one, shithat.

shithat
Good comeback!

And why assume that me calling you shithat is a sign of offense? I just think you're being a shithat.
El Fugitivo
10-29-2003, 00:16
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


He wasn't offended, though apparently you were.
Jay
10-29-2003, 00:19
I'm not offended :P
Jet Set Willy
10-29-2003, 00:23
Let's just all forget this and eat Badger's birthday cake while he's not looking.
Jay
10-29-2003, 00:24
Badger's birthday cake scares me.
Jet Set Willy
10-29-2003, 00:25
That's why you have to eat the cake while it's not looking. Hah, you thought I meant Badger?
Jay
10-29-2003, 00:26
Yeah I did, Tee Hee. But anyways, what if it eats me first?
Jet Set Willy
10-29-2003, 00:29
I'd say "enough" and go read something else on the Internet.
Jay
10-29-2003, 00:31
I agree, not only am I being a shithat, but now a chicken-shithat. It must end!
hitmonlee
10-29-2003, 08:16
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
-Homer

and that entire epsiode where homer starts an internet company is very quotable
or when he makes that web page which is all just animated .gifs

i love homer
Jay
10-29-2003, 08:22
Homer is the best character on the show.
Jet Set Willy
10-29-2003, 16:33
Originally posted by hitmonlee@Oct 29 2003, 07:16 AM
and that entire epsiode where homer starts an internet company is very quotable

Homer: Hello, I am from the Internet.
Homer: It needs a more cutting name. CutCo, EdgeCom.... Interslice.
Codeine
10-29-2003, 22:48
'There vocabullary consist's mainly of "Oh ya?" and "C'mere a minute!"' - Kent Brockman

'Oh ya?! Bart! C'mere a minute!' - Homer

'YOU c'mere a minute!' - Bart

'Oh ya.....' - Homer (He shake's his fist at Bart too)
KidneyKai
10-29-2003, 22:55
Eenie meanie meini mo, catch a tiger by its toe, if it hollers, et it go, eenie meani meini MO!

- Homer, during the nuclear melt down :lol:

I think those are the words. Feel free to correct me, if they are. :D
Splize
10-30-2003, 05:24
Lisa - "Astronaut Bread?"

Homer - "Its The Bread Of the Astronauts"
Jay
10-30-2003, 05:27
I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER!

- Guess Who
Splize
10-30-2003, 05:29
Dr. Nick??
Jay
10-30-2003, 05:31
Yes.
DanielW
10-30-2003, 06:23
hi everybody
Jay
10-30-2003, 22:58
Hi, Doctor Nick!

EDIT: 100th post! W00t!
Jay
10-31-2003, 02:08
Lisa: So many times we've seen our father go under the knife.
Marge: One more and I get a free hysterectomy.
- While watching homer have surgery on his leg.

EDIT: Watching this one right now.
Splize
10-31-2003, 03:15
Originally posted by Jay@Oct 30 2003, 10:58 PM
Hi, Doctor Nick!

EDIT: 100th post! W00t!
WTf heh I just relized I have only 8 posts
Jay
10-31-2003, 03:18
Originally posted by Splize+Oct 30 2003, 09:15 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Splize @ Oct 30 2003, 09:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Jay@Oct 30 2003, 10:58 PM
Hi, Doctor Nick!

EDIT: 100th post! W00t!
WTf heh I just relized I have only 8 posts [/b][/quote]
Well, that doesn't make you any less of a Splize. :P
Splize
10-31-2003, 03:20
thats true :o
Tidus_Flame
11-05-2003, 19:01
Flanders: hey diddly Homer: Piss off flanders Flanders: okaly dokaly

homers ongoing hate to flanders
Tidus_Flame
11-05-2003, 19:05
by the way do you people watch anything else by matt groeing

http://thejedialliance.com/other_media/ep1-simpsons.jpg
Tidus_Flame
11-05-2003, 19:09
and another


http://www.cae.wisc.edu/~me232/simpsons.gif
Tidus_Flame
11-05-2003, 19:11
and all the quotes from barts chalkbord scene

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10068000/10068739.jpg
Tidus_Flame
11-05-2003, 19:14
homers beer/milk page

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10059000/10059819.jpg
Jet Set Willy
11-05-2003, 19:57
I hate you Tidus.
Codeine
11-05-2003, 22:10
Tidus rules :ph34r:
hitmonlee
11-06-2003, 06:23
Originally posted by Tidus_Flame@Nov 6 2003, 02:05 AM
by the way do you people watch anything else by matt groeing
yeah i watch futurama
DanielW
11-06-2003, 06:31
futurama was pretty funny as well. another show i liked was family guy (not by matt groening)
Tidus_Flame
11-06-2003, 18:06
yes futarma is funny but extreamly far fetched though thats what mkes it funny
<><>
11-06-2003, 18:29
Quintuple post and quadruple picture spam post... you get THAT excited over the simpsons?
Tidus_Flame
11-07-2003, 18:13
of course its the simpsons :D
ScotchGuy
11-08-2003, 00:41
The Simpson's suck now, get over it.

Their older episodes were excellent, all of their new epsiodes are just awful.
Codeine
11-08-2003, 03:00
Agreed.
hitmonlee
11-10-2003, 03:12
actually i think the really early episodes aren't that funny.
ScotchGuy
11-10-2003, 03:20
Yeah, that's when they tried to make them semi-serious and make it have some sort of meaning.
Tidus_Flame
11-10-2003, 18:46
true now i watch it just to gigle at the animation
KidneyKai
11-10-2003, 19:04
The episode where Homer becomes leader of the Garbage men.



Lisa - dad, isn't this one of those things that could be sorted with a simple apology?

Homer - I never apologise! I'm sorry lisa, but thats just the way I am!

I love that quote, always makes me laugh.
MONKEY_NUTS
11-10-2003, 22:58
heh.
KidneyKai
11-11-2003, 10:51
Scary, that episode came on BB2 yesterday :blink:
Coincidence, i think not! I got the quote a little wrong though, but the foundations are still there B)
Tidus_Flame
11-12-2003, 18:57
"I'm better than dirt! Well most kinds of dirt. Not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff" - Moe Sizlack :lol:
hitmonlee
11-19-2003, 02:53
"Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low." - Homer

"Stealing? How could you?! Haven’t you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain what’s-his-name? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn’t hear anybody laughin’, did you?" - Homer

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yup, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

"Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals … except the weasel."
- Homer
Tidus_Flame
11-19-2003, 17:56
"I wanna be death again, that was cool" -Homer

(time freezes)
Bart-Do you know what this means?
Millhouse-Yeah but you go first.
Bart-It means we can do anything we want.
Millhouse-yeah we can get really far in our homework.
Bart-UNNNGH
Codeine
11-24-2003, 10:42
Class: "Lisa likes Nelson!"
Milhouse: "She does not!"
Class: "Milhouse likes Lisa!"
Jaenie: "He does not!"
Class: "Jaenie likes Milhouse!"
Uter: "She does not!"
Class "Uter likes Milhouse!"
Prof. Largo: "Nobody likes Milhouse!"

Classic.